BIG 12 CONFERENCE: SLAMMIN' 'EM IN BROADMOOR

What a charming name for a hotel. Here in the UK, Broadmoor is a maximum-security mental hospital for the criminally insane and home to our brightest and best serial killers, rapists, etc.

What a curious coincidence.

Do they have beer there, too? They should.

is there anywhere in england where they don’t have beer, the coincidence is that they’re drinking budweiser just like the big 12 commissioners

Coors, not bud. They are in Colorado. They will also go on a day trip ’retreat’in the snow covered rockies. Those who come back alive will dictate policy.

Crazy people in a luxury hotel at the foot of the rockies. Hmmmm, I think I have seen this before.

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I can only imagine how yard long beers will effect the festivities.

They did try to serve Bud and Coors at Broadmoor the prison, but the European Court of Justice banned it on grounds of cruel and unusual punishment.

oddly, i observed england and ireland love the king of beers, scotland is mgd land

Because English lager is piss-poor anyway, Nick, so why not go for the glamor (ahem) of Bud that’s so cold you can’t really taste it.

I stayed at the Broadmoor before. Very good friend of mine got married there. It is sweet, its built around a lake. There were a bunch of other weddings that day, I guess one of them was a pro hockey player. This was a couple years ago, when “hockey” still existed. Oh yeah, and i got real drunk. Nothing beats that thin air for boozin.