OSU FANS "USING THE LIBRARY"

Wooooh, another proud alum from teh ohio a&m univrisity! Shit that’s funny. And we’re STILL gonna be nice to ’em when they come to Austin. Go figure.

Cleveland news is hilarious – i saw that story 2 nights ago. Last night there was a story about a peeping tom; the channel even used clips from Animal House where Bluto climbs the ladder to see in the sorority house window: News channel showing Animal house clips – CLASSIC!!!!

Seriously, i cross the PA – OH state line and every news story is about sexual deviance… what’s the matter with Ohio?!?!?!?

WOW, immediate induction into the All-Time Loser Hall of Fame, no waiting period required. Classic example of how not to respond when you are confronted after doing something so wrong you don’t even want to admit it to yourself

“I didn’t think I was doing anything wrong at the time.”

That line just cracks me up.

“How could something that feels so good be so wrong?”

Thank you Orson for putting this on the front page. I felt it was a story people on your sight needed to hear.

How did Inbred Buck go from passive inbred to aggressive hillbilly? He was prepping himself for the beating of a lifetime. If he didn’t get all jacked up, the pending beating would have hurt even more. The filth that spawned that seed beat that moron to within an inch of his life, like “Fatass” in Shawshank. I would bet the kid is drinking through a straw, if he’s still breathing.

PS – Love how the mother is wearing a hairnet. You think she works at one of the fine local Cleveland public schools?

WOW that was great.

Amazing 180 that guy did, going from “I don’t look at pornography” to “I didn’t think it was wrong at the time”

Somebody send this over to michiganZone and let them have a field day with it

Looks like classic Fark to me.

Dumb — Get caught masturbating in the library.
Dumber — Give an interview to local TV about it.
Fark.com — Have your dad break up the interview by trying to kick the reporter’s ass.

This probably would’ve happened sooner to a WVU fan if they had libraries in West Virginia.

Of course that’s what Tosu fans are doing in the library. You don’t think they’re actually reading, do you?

I’m so sending this to my cousin Mike, who’s a Tosu grad. I especially liked the raunchy-sounding porn music the TV station played throughout the segment. (At least, I hear that’s what porn music sounds like. I’ve never actually watched porn myself.)

Looks like that guy was without his CheattyPants. He did seem to have his MC Sweatervest(sweatshirt) on though. Ohio, you got to love ’em. That must be the reason they think they are smarter than everybody else. They go to the library… oh!!!!

I must resist any urge to respond, as I know it is only a matter of time until another priest or Sopranos character gets filmed doing something stupid in a ND hat.

Holy crap this is obscenely funny. How does the reporter keep a straight face? He deserves his own feature on The Daily Show. Immediately. If the local news here in Atlanta was anywhere near this entertaining I might actually watch it instead of getting all my news from John Stewart.

Thank you Odell51 and Orson. The college football tie-in is a bit loose but it certainly also qualifies as a great Mustache Wednesday entry.

Should there be a “Fullmer Cup”-like award to the major college football program with the most ridiculous fans? In honor of the legendary ones, I would call it the “Notre Dame Tailgaters Cup” award.

However, I do not know how the point system would work, though. For example, is having a professor showing off her bad rack worse than an inbred “studying” in the library? Is robot dancing as ridiculous as a “cowgirl”, who posed in a men’s mag, giving advice on a major sports web site? How many points would jorts wearers get?

Was he in the “158.1” section of the library? If so, I’m not sure he was out of line.

Or he was watching film on ND’s pass coverage in the Fiesta—I’d imagine that would get a Buckeye all lathered up. That, and, of course, shitting in coolers.

(That’s right—I just brought it strong with the Dewey Decimal System. For those of you who weren’t library science majors or aren’t still in the 4th grade, that’s the “self help” section.)

At PSU we’re afraid of libraries – our one unsolved on campus murder happened at the library – in the 2nd floor stacks (which, oddly, is underground). Don’t remember the “section” – but PSU (like most universities) uses the Library of Congress Classification System – you’ll find “sexuality” under the call letters “HQ” (human anatomy, “QM”) – and, can’t believe I’m actually typing this – Ethics under “BJ”

The sad part is that I actually watched this story on the news the other night and saw it the first time around.

Seriously…what’s with crap like this and the “To Catch a Predator” that’s on Dateline NBC tonight? People are sick.

Must be Sweeps Week.

Now on YouTube, and edited down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS8TSFun3W8

It’s hard to tell watching this show who’s the bigger wanker – Mustache Boy or the Voice of Pub(l)ic Indignation. I can only hope for a follow-up story where the “I’m a veteran” father decides to get his war on with the reporter, and the son sneaks off to Compusa for a quick spank in peace and quiet.

In the meantime, next time the missus suggests driving to Michigan to see her family we’re taking a detour via Canada.

The characters in that video look like Jerry Springer regulars. All that is missing are the dynamic duo of Tremayne and Rufus.

“I wish I could quit you, free-library-access computer porn.”

But seriously, when I was at ND, they busted two townies who would regularly come into the Library to print out porn pics for free on the color printers. that was pretty ballsy.

Heh. (SFW)

Click to View Poster (pops)

Yuck yuck yuck. Unclean!

Heh. (SFW)

DAve, that was a stroke of genius, so to speak.

molestache wednesday!

Yet, as PSUgirl and Wooderson pointed out, libraries in general attract sketchy behavior of all kinds. I don’t know when Wooderson was at ND, but perhaps he remembers the old basement of the library and how creepy it could get. It’s now been renovated, but before it was pretty sketchy. There were rumors about the men’s bathroom down there – I never had the chance to see for myself, being a woman, but if I were a dude I would not have used that bathroom under any circumstances.

I do remember one night when my friend and I were studying late at the library (on the second floor). It was a Saturday night, but we were freshmen and didn’t realize yet how uneccessary that was. So around midnight we decide to get some pop from the vending machines, which were in the basement. We walk down there. It was completely deserted except for a middle-aged guy slumped in one of the old phonebooths. At first I thought he was asleep but then I heard him go “mmmmm-mmmmm…” I looked and saw that he was on the phone, evidently listening to someone. Then I noticed he had his hand down his pants and a big smile on his face. My friend and I looked at each other, said nothing, got our pop, and got the heck out of there.

Wait am I understand that everyone on here is claming that jacking off in the library is bad? Climb off your high horse you jerks.

What cracks me up is the reporter saying to the guy “you just reached out and grabbed yourself and started having sex?” To me that’s the creepiest thing in the video. In the voiceovers he calls it pleasuring himself, but when confronting the guy he calls it “sex acts” or “having sex with yourself”. Who says that?

I was under the impression that college libraries attracted all sorts of crazy folks. Seems to me this was just your average public library. Or at least average if you disregard the man in the red sweatshirt. I’m sure he is also not into kiddie porn and/or bestiality.

I work with our local county library system and always tell friends never let their kids go to the library without them.

The libraries here are much more considerate for the porn surfers (usually local bums). They’ve built special desks where the computer monitor is inset and faces up, so only the user can see the screen. This way you can really focus on the porn and not have to constantly look around to make sure no one can see your monitor.

I also recommend people get out of the habit of licking their fingers to turn each page of a book if its from the library.

Yeah, he’ll probably be changing his phone number soon enough anyway.

440-243-5421

What can you expect from the state that gave us Brian Peppers?

Sinner.

The funniest part about that Brian Peppers link is this:

Nickname: n/a

He deserves an awesome nickname with a mug like that.

Samardizjaphoria, I finished in ‘03. There’s a reason you need a user name to get on to the PC’s at the library now.

As for the creepiness of the Library, often times was I witness to couples having fun both out in the open on the 2nd floor, and up in the stacks. the higher up you went, the better the chance you had of seeing some funky stuff.

oh god I just saw the peppers thing. oh god…

“Is having sex with yourself at a public library while looking at porn and with children nearby wrong? Because if I had known before hand it was I’ve never had done that”.
 
This would’ve made a great Seinfeld episode! lol

The Peppers picture is freaky.

I think Peppers kinda looks like a scary Michael Jackson.

Is that redundant?

Smardijwahtever,

Don’t leave us hanging here with one hand on the keyboard – what exactly were you doing in the basement to get yourself some pop?

OMG – i just checked out Mr. Peppers at Snopes and that is a real sex offender, not a photoshop.

Yipes!

Samardzijaphobia, Wooderson – let’s not forget the library’s bi-annual crime against humanity: the Zahm Hall Bun Run. (Dorm motto: “We take care of each other so the ladies don’t have to.”)

He thought he was in the Do It Yourself book section.

Phil- I thought it was Alumni Hall that did the library streak? The Zahm Bun Run occurred on North Quad and straight through LaFortune. You have to admit, the Zahmbies showed more balls (I know, I know) doing it outside in December instead of inside the climate controlled library.

Wood – I’m surprised that I never noticed sketchy stuff in the stacks. I studied there a lot during my first two years (usually weekday afternoons and evenings). Guess I was lucky. I wonder if Father Hesburgh ever walked in on any of these antics?

Daniel – hehe, I knew I’d start trouble talking like a Chicagolander on here . . .

I’m a combat vet!

It was indeed Alumni in the ‘brary. My freshman year, we loaded up backpacks of water ballons and nailed them as they ran by, causing a bit of a pile up due to puddles on the floor. I’m sure the Zahmbies would have enjoyed taking part.

I’m just glad that he had the common sense to take an umbrella with him since there was a 60% chance of rain.

As an tOSU alumni, I can honestly say that was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Would like to point out though that the self-pleasuring occured at a public library, not a university library (not that it makes much of a difference).

BTW, for the love of everything good and pure in this world, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me that the photo of Brian Peppers is a fark or in some other way, fake. Otherwise I will be forced to never sleep again.

Peppers is listed at 5’7"??? OK…then, who puts their lightswitch at eye-level? Just trying to make sure you REALLY see the switch when you walk into the room huh. Yikes. That is one freaky little man.

What special potion did this Fuckeye consume that allowed him to overcome the kryptonite that inmates in Columbus know as “books.” To walk into a house of these deadly objects? He will be lionized during rec time…

Holy shit… That picture of Brian Peppers is FUCKING TERRIFYING!!!

Just having him look at you would be a sex offense in my book.

What special potion did this Fuckeye consume that allowed him to overcome the kryptonite that inmates in Columbus know as “books.”
Comment by Joey — May 25, 2006 @ 2:19 pm

LOL, Joey’s address is straightbangin.blogspot.com

Wow…I thought everyone has seen Brian Pepper’s photo by now…

Anyways if you think that’s bad, have you ever seen a lemonparty?

Cooper from Ohio State, huh?
Who’d’a thunk it?
Another class act.

um, yeah. that’s messed up. for those of you that haven’t been to ohio, though: berea, ohio is 2 hours away from columbus/ohio state.

from the no shit department…really, tOSU is in columbus?

Cooper…Cooper…didn’t that guy used to coach at OSU???

That was one of the greatest things I have ever witnessed.

if someone ever asks you what a “wanker” is, simply show them this video…

Daviehamsufferer, you must have been completely warped by your time under the dome to even bring about a mention of a lemon party. Are you on freaking drugs?

That Peppers picture is the freakiest thing I have ever seen.

should we now be calling them “Toss-u?”

Typical ohio trash

Things like this makes me glad that no one buys Va Tech apparel.

Deadspin just updated with this pathetic guy’s MySpace page.
http://www.myspace.com/coopdog310

It is truely sad

Back when I was at tosu, we had a long running joke regarding our population of “fat public masturbators.” It seemed that the fat tossers were getting busted about once or twice am onth in the school libraries. It doesn’t suprise me in the slightest.

Did anybody else notice after his old man came out and flipped out he all of a sudden got tough. One second he is apologizing and the next he is trying to fight the reporter. I give the reporter credit, he’s got balls!

Does anybody have a link to this video? Youtube took it down at the request of the copyright holder.

http://tedfrank.com/archives/archive_2006_12_31-2007_01_06.shtml#1168066766

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