WVU’S BEDNARIK OUT FOR YEAR
Adam Bednarik’s ill-starred career in Morgantown gets a little more cursed. After getting Pat Whited out of the starting job last season, shoulder surgery and slower-than-anticipated healing
has put Bednarik out for 2006. This could put a slight kink in the punditry’s current love affair with West Virginia, since behind Pat White they’ve got next to nothing in terms of experience. Of course, this was precisely the case last season when Bednarik went down last season and Mountaineer fans watched freshman White destroy defenses from the shotgun.(Drink more coffee. Makes you strong-ed.) (Georgia fans eyes…burning…uncontrollably…)

Inexperienced freshman? He’ll get slaughtered back there.












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And to think I voted for that fucker in the 2004 presidential election.
Comment by SmoothJimmyApollo — May 25, 2006 @ 11:43 am
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this could be karma catching up with his family, since his grandfather chuck bednarik “killed” frank gifford and laid him out for the entire next season.
Comment by Nick — May 24, 2006 @ 3:16 pm
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Damn. Pat White is still running up and down the Georgia Dome turf. I think he just scored again.
Comment by Kanu — May 24, 2006 @ 2:09 pm
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That’s great IAR! Seriously, you’re doing a great job with the 2006 previews. Keep it up!
Comment by Johnny — May 24, 2006 @ 1:32 pm
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The picture above captures an animal previously thought to only exist in the doldrums of the West. It’s called the Caninus Badanglos Untaclkus. It’s name literally means “Dawg that takes bad angle and misses tackle.” It’s common name is simply “Bad Dawg.” Unbeknownst to UGA fans, many species were found to play defense for them in 2005: Greg Blue, Brandon Miller, and Tony Taylor, as seen in the above photograph.
When seen in the wild, it is a sight so shocking to people wearing red, that it has been known to cause uncontrollable cursing and blood spurting from the ears. The only protection from the mind-fucking beast is to wear orange and enjoy it. Stock up while you still can. Football season is only three-plus months away.
Comment by I'm a Realist — May 24, 2006 @ 11:31 am
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Hey… no bitching about our schedule. We play the schedule that the ACC craeted for us. And it’s not WVU’s fault that the Big East has a BCS contract thru 2007.
Note to UGA: football games do not begin with 14 minutes left in the 2nd. Even against Big (L)East schools.
Comment by CouchBurnin'Girl — May 24, 2006 @ 11:23 am
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NDTom, we blame insufficient caffeine. Corrected.
Comment by Orson Swindle — May 24, 2006 @ 11:01 am
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I’m still looking for Jarrett Brown to step up and take the #2 spot.
Comment by Johnny — May 24, 2006 @ 10:53 am