WVU'S BEDNARIK OUT FOR YEAR

With Bednarik out, and since JR House left to play bush league baseball again, they’re going to have to baby proof Morgantown before Pat White can leave the house.

And thank you, Orson, for reaching into that giant bag of rock salt and pulling out a Sugar Bowl photo. That made my morning.

My eyes are redder than an allergy prone groupie at a Wide Spread Panic Concert. It is 9:53 AM and my day is ruined.

It’s nto hard to get to the Sugar Bowl when you’re schedule consists of the UConns and Rutgers of the world. Did they even beat anyone? Louisville was their toughest game, I think.

They beat the dog out of UGA, Wooderson. (Groan.)

Did not! Did not! They only beat us by three measly points (and we’ll just pretend that that 28-0 Mountaineer lead in the second quarter never happened, k thx).

last season when Bednarik went down last season

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I looked outside my window and Steve Slayton is still running from that game.

I betcha Willie Martinez checked this post out this morning and said, “Who knew they were gonna run the ball?”

Everyone but you, Willie.

i don’t understand. why doesn’t that number 43 guy just tackle him? that’s what he’s suppose to do, right?

this american football game confuses me. you would think that a football player from such a reputible school as UGA would be able to tackle a freshman from a wussy big east school…

Well they can remove the Mountanythingwithears from the pre-season top 25 presented by Athlon.
These guys know very little about footbal.
But they did getit rite last year.
http://www.athlonsports.com/

I’m still looking for Jarrett Brown to step up and take the #2 spot.

NDTom, we blame insufficient caffeine. Corrected.

Hey… no bitching about our schedule. We play the schedule that the ACC craeted for us. And it’s not WVU’s fault that the Big East has a BCS contract thru 2007.

Note to UGA: football games do not begin with 14 minutes left in the 2nd. Even against Big (L)East schools.

The picture above captures an animal previously thought to only exist in the doldrums of the West. It’s called the Caninus Badanglos Untaclkus. It’s name literally means “Dawg that takes bad angle and misses tackle.” It’s common name is simply “Bad Dawg.” Unbeknownst to UGA fans, many species were found to play defense for them in 2005: Greg Blue, Brandon Miller, and Tony Taylor, as seen in the above photograph.

When seen in the wild, it is a sight so shocking to people wearing red, that it has been known to cause uncontrollable cursing and blood spurting from the ears. The only protection from the mind-fucking beast is to wear orange and enjoy it. Stock up while you still can. Football season is only three-plus months away.

That’s great IAR! Seriously, you’re doing a great job with the 2006 previews. Keep it up!

Damn. Pat White is still running up and down the Georgia Dome turf. I think he just scored again.

this could be karma catching up with his family, since his grandfather chuck bednarik “killed” frank gifford and laid him out for the entire next season.

And to think I voted for that fucker in the 2004 presidential election.