TEXAS RANGS FOR SALE ON THE DANGED OL' EBAY
by Orson on May 24, 2006 9:10 AM EDT
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PrintWell, at Florida State it would have taken three months, and involved bundling with a stolen Chrysler Sebring stuffed to the gills with stolen goods--a Texas national championship rang (we figure that's how a Texan would say it) is up for sale on EBay. (Peter, you can't do better than $7,100 for a little chunk of the Rose Bowl? You've got a kidney to sell, sir. Call us and we'll hook you up with Mustafa and Yevgeny, the experts in this kind of thing.)
The best part about the ebay page:
NOTE: This is NOT the ring of a player who may have been dismissed from the team!!!
...which means the rang clearly belonged to Ramonce Taylor just a few days ago. (HT: Burnt Orange Nation.)
The Evil Gloved One is obviously behind this.
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Out of curiosity, as an employee of a university in another state, I have to wonder who pays for the bling in the first place.
by Fesser on May 24, 2006 9:38 AM EDT reply actions
I’m having a flashback to the scene in Ace Ventura when Carrey goes looking for the ring with the missing stone. dunno why.
by Wooderson on May 24, 2006 9:45 AM EDT reply actions
Maybe Ramonce traded the bling-bling for the 5lbs of ganja of which he was allegedly in possession. Or he could be raising some caysh to pay the lawyers…
by bitterhorn on May 24, 2006 9:56 AM EDT reply actions
WOW SHIPPING IS FREE!!!!
I already thought of buying it now for the 20 grand, but
by BIGMIKE on May 24, 2006 10:12 AM EDT reply actions
I wonder if that is not the only ring that could or was paid for?
Do you follow me?
by CHARLIE MURPHEY on May 24, 2006 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
‘Tis a great idea, Orson, but how do you think I got to the Rose Bowl? I’m already one kidney down…
by Peter Bean on May 24, 2006 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
Hmm…bone marrow then. Yevgeny tells us it’s the new hotness.
by Orson Swindle on May 24, 2006 11:07 AM EDT reply actions
three-pete can purchase it and drive around lsu to proclaim victory
by Nick on May 24, 2006 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
Texas alums are falling all over each other to get their piece of the championship for sure!
by Heath on May 24, 2006 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
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