MOTIVATIONS: GEORGIA TECH

by Orson on May 24, 2006 11:31 AM EDT

Internet Widgets= endless fun. Here's the Georgia Tech Motivation of the Day:

Warning: Chan Gailey football is not for everyone. You should not drive an automobile or operate heavy machinery while taking Chan Gailey football. It may also cause explosive rectal bleeding, fatigue, ennui, hives, and a general sense of malaise interspersed with fits of explosive anger and stupefaction.

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“Explosive rectal bleeding.”

There really needs to be an EDSBS disclaimer: may cause explosive splurting of coffee on to computer screen.

Terrific.

by Peter Bean on May 24, 2006 11:56 AM EDT reply actions

7 and 5 = Staying Alive

by Adam on May 24, 2006 11:57 AM EDT reply actions

I once made the mistake of mixing Chan Gailey Football with red wine at an office Christmas party…and that was the second time I got crabs.

by Phil K. on May 24, 2006 12:02 PM EDT reply actions

Sucking chest wounds. Don’t forget sucking chest wounds.

by Doug on May 24, 2006 12:26 PM EDT reply actions

My wife ran out of her anti-hyper meds and by the time I got home last night she was bouncing off the walls. Thinking quickly, I sat her down on the sofa, fired up the TV and set the TIVO to play the first half of the ’05 GT-NSCU game (cg football at its very – or most – or you know what I mean), over and over. She quickly calmed down enough for me to leave for Wall Mart to get her script refilled. I was only gone about 50 minutes (Wall Mart was busy, lots of traffic, etc.) but when I walked in the house, she was sitting on the couch, all glassy-eyed, with no pulse – dead! I called 911 and the cops came. I tried to explain what happened, but after they looked at the tv for two or three minutes, they cuffed me and charged me with murder by torture. I talked to my attorney this morning and he told me that it looks very bad and that the prosecutor is talking about the death penalty.

Learn by my experience. cg football can be dangerous to you and your loved ones. The only good part so far is that they can’t do me in the same way she went. The law does not allow cruel and unusual punishment.

by JacketIM on May 24, 2006 12:29 PM EDT reply actions

Click to View Poster (pops)

by Hookem76 on May 24, 2006 12:29 PM EDT reply actions

Hmmmmmm

by Bomared! on May 24, 2006 12:40 PM EDT reply actions

I’m Going to hell

by corey bailey on May 24, 2006 12:57 PM EDT reply actions

Im Going to hell

Is that a sine of life?

by DC Trojan on May 24, 2006 1:23 PM EDT reply actions

Its more of a cosine of life.

by corey bailey on May 24, 2006 1:27 PM EDT reply actions

I’d keep the puns coming but I was a poli-sci major and I didn’t really absorb anything said by my friends in physics and appl. math.

by DC Trojan on May 24, 2006 1:32 PM EDT reply actions

Wow. Just wow. I dunno what to say, but eveyrone in the office was looking at me funny after the Schaivo line.

by Wooderson on May 24, 2006 1:43 PM EDT reply actions

Sorry to go off the subject, but this needs to be seen. This is tOSU fans at their finest. I love the state of ohio.

by Odell 51 on May 24, 2006 1:46 PM EDT reply actions

I forgot to mention….you need to watch the whole clip.

by Odell 51 on May 24, 2006 1:48 PM EDT reply actions

Just wait…..it gets real good at the end.

by Odell 51 on May 24, 2006 1:55 PM EDT reply actions

What the hell are you talking about?

Chan Gailey football is the best. I love it. For me it causes much joy, laughter, an occasionally the warm, tingly hallucinogenic experience which usually requires the chore of tracking down some good shrooms or peyote.

Interestingly, results have NOT varied thusfar on the Saturday after Thanksgiving.

by Kanu on May 24, 2006 2:05 PM EDT reply actions

PLEASE!!!!! Someone watch the clip! I’ll wet your whistle….OSU fan caught beating off in public library. TV Crew follows home to drunk abusive redneck Father.

This is solid gold…please!!!!!

by Odell 51 on May 24, 2006 2:56 PM EDT reply actions

I watched it, and as a proprietor of a site which promotes stereotypical red-neck-ed-ness, I can appreciate the beautful interweaving of both violence against reporters as well as not quite filled in mustaches.

by corey bailey on May 24, 2006 3:06 PM EDT reply actions