FOOTBAW PLAYS ON THE WWL: NOT BAD, ACTUALLY
We’re in the middle of putting together our own piece on the 3-4, which makes us appreciate the excellent job Bob Davie’s doing over on ESPN.com on his mini-analyses of different college schemes. Today’s the Alabama 3-0, a variant of the mysterious, fearsome 3-3-5 that even scares Ralph Friedgen. (Insider reg required. Away, plebes!) Too bad they couldn’t actually get Joe “Boomhauer” Kines to narrate the thing. We did call to congratulate Bob on the fine work. His response: “Footbaw.”

Footbaw’lin.












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Not surprising that this guy can break down defenses. He was responsible for some fearsome blitz packages while at Texas A&M. Defensively he may be a great coach. However the “Joe Moore is too old to coach so I will tell him that to his face and get Notre Dame sued” thought that occured to him early in his head coaching career set the tone for a litany of reasons why he will remain off of the sidelines forever.
Comment by NDLJ98 — May 24, 2006 @ 3:20 pm
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Look very close at that photo and ask yourself the question we asked for five years: How exactly was that fucking moron able to dress himself.
Comment by Rick — May 24, 2006 @ 4:14 pm
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Bob Davie’s just smirking because he got promoted to ABC while his ex-partner Ron Franklin gets to slum on the Deuce next year with Doctor Jerry Punch and some idiot (Richie Cunningham’s long lost brother?) I’ve never heard of. Ugh.
Comment by Chris Lawrence — May 24, 2006 @ 9:59 pm
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A “3-0″ exotic? Ha! When he breaks down the “Lets just fuck with ‘em” 0-5-6 defense the NE Patriots break out every once in a while, then we can talk about ‘exotic’.
Comment by PantsB — May 25, 2006 @ 9:47 am