CLEMSON TO USE YOGA TO BEAT COCKS.

by Orson on May 24, 2006 2:43 PM EDT

In what may be our first bit of anonymously sourced but credible news...Clemson football loves yoga. They're planning on using it with the football team to do what yoga does: increase flexibility, cultivate mental focus, and enhance balance. It also helps with anger management.

Just saying.

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is this like that that snl sketch where will ferrell goes to the yoga class to perform fellatio on himself?

by Nick on May 24, 2006 2:57 PM EDT reply actions

Nick I was just thinking of that. It would probably just be easier for Clemson to pay for everyone to get a pair of ribs removed.

by corey bailey on May 24, 2006 3:13 PM EDT reply actions

Just like Marilyn Manson!

by PeteJayhawk on May 24, 2006 5:01 PM EDT reply actions

Bama has been using Karate and some Yoga for the past two years, but our strength coach retired and I’m not sure if the guy who replaced him plans on keeping this up or not.

by JasonBamaFan on May 24, 2006 5:03 PM EDT reply actions

The photo, btw, illustrates the “lotus flower beatdown” position.

by DevilGrad on May 24, 2006 5:19 PM EDT reply actions

Bama has been using Karate and some Yoga for the past two years, but our strength coach retired and Im not sure if the guy who replaced him plans on keeping this up or not.

Considering all the bitching that BAMA fans do about injuries, loosing the strength coach may be a good thing.

by AU03 on May 24, 2006 5:50 PM EDT reply actions

We don’t need no yoga to beat the Cocks. Just some nice, gentle tai chi.

Yoga? That’s for Florida State and Virginia Tech.

by Peter Fallow on May 24, 2006 5:50 PM EDT reply actions

I was at that game. I’m a huge Carolina fan… and I would say that both teams could use a little sensitivity training… okay, that is the gayest thing I have ever said. Someone call that guy up so he can kick me in the head while I’m laying on the ground with out a helmet on.

Hey, maybe after yoga, knumb-nuts there can start kicking people that are standing up and not on the ground. Pussy!

by TJ on May 25, 2006 9:02 AM EDT reply actions

using yoga to increase their performance with cocks. i bet a lot of guys wish their girlfriends would do this.

by adam on May 25, 2006 9:50 AM EDT reply actions

if you were at that game, you would’ve seen chunky on the ground there wielding his helment like a freaking mace right before dudeman knocked him to the ground and put a click-clack to his face.

but you’re right…it sucks that neither of the teams went to a bowl because of that.

still, what did the decision makers expect to happen there? you’re talking about one fierce damned rivalry….it’s not a slapfight out there.

by SCarGamecocksSuck on May 25, 2006 10:00 AM EDT reply actions