Comments on: THIS OLD BIG HOUSE http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:35:33 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Brad http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-66315 Brad Wed, 24 May 2006 03:42:22 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-66315 BOOM! (That was meant to be on the end of the last post, stupid keyboard). BOOM!

(That was meant to be on the end of the last post, stupid keyboard).

]]> By: Brad http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-66314 Brad Wed, 24 May 2006 03:41:45 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-66314 You are correct, Steve, but the Herr-man has been successfully vanquished and the players are now learning proper English. "I believe that to be dangling participle....." You are correct, Steve, but the Herr-man has been successfully vanquished and the players are now learning proper English.

“I believe that to be dangling participle…..”

]]> By: Steve http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-66128 Steve Wed, 24 May 2006 01:34:49 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-66128 Baltimore and Tampa won Super Bowls with a great D. Michigan hasnt had a great D since when? last decade? Baltimore and Tampa won Super Bowls with a great D. Michigan hasnt had a great D since when? last decade?

]]> By: Brian http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-65774 Brian Tue, 23 May 2006 22:31:23 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-65774 No, as long as you keep your penis out of the USB slot. No, as long as you keep your penis out of the USB slot.

]]> By: dragonash http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-65539 dragonash Tue, 23 May 2006 20:48:00 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-65539 Posts # 11 and 12: Would you consider me a homo if I told you that the picture history of the construction of the stadium was a turn on to this construction guy? Just asking. Posts # 11 and 12: Would you consider me a homo if I told you that the picture history of the construction of the stadium was a turn on to this construction guy? Just asking.

]]> By: Maize n Brew Dave http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-65493 Maize n Brew Dave Tue, 23 May 2006 20:27:19 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-65493 The stadium expansion has nothing to do with revenues or offensive philosophies. Its all Zoltan Mesko's fault. The demand for Zoltan "The Inconceivable" Mesko jerseys and interviews has gone through the roof. Why you ask? He placed several balls in orbit and brought down a commercial freight jet during his last warmup at spring practice. A fifth punt landed on a hospital in Nova Scotia, incenerating the building and killing everyone within a 3 mile radius. Afterwards he was approached by the CIA and NSA to serve as a potential intercontential ballistic punter. To be used as a first strike weapon rather than on fourth and short. He declined, deciding instead to continue making the sky cry everytime he smashes it in the face with one of his "widow maker" punts. Lloyd was pleased. Now his philosophy of punting the other team to death had its weapon. Woe to all. All this stadium nonsense is because of Zoltan. Michigan was forced to expand the stadium, if for no other reason than to keep he punts in within the confines of the building. The liability his leg created forced our expansion, not some outdated capitalistic mantra. Damn you Zoltan! (God that's fun to say.) The stadium expansion has nothing to do with revenues or offensive philosophies.

Its all Zoltan Mesko’s fault.

The demand for Zoltan “The Inconceivable” Mesko jerseys and interviews has gone through the roof. Why you ask?

He placed several balls in orbit and brought down a commercial freight jet during his last warmup at spring practice. A fifth punt landed on a hospital in Nova Scotia, incenerating the building and killing everyone within a 3 mile radius. Afterwards he was approached by the CIA and NSA to serve as a potential intercontential ballistic punter. To be used as a first strike weapon rather than on fourth and short. He declined, deciding instead to continue making the sky cry everytime he smashes it in the face with one of his “widow maker” punts. Lloyd was pleased. Now his philosophy of punting the other team to death had its weapon. Woe to all.

All this stadium nonsense is because of Zoltan. Michigan was forced to expand the stadium, if for no other reason than to keep he punts in within the confines of the building. The liability his leg created forced our expansion, not some outdated capitalistic mantra.

Damn you Zoltan!

(God that’s fun to say.)

]]> By: COWolverine http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-65285 COWolverine Tue, 23 May 2006 17:26:11 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-65285 “Insofar as nihilism can be considered a “philosophy”… ”

Say what you want about the tenants of national socialism… at least it’s an ethos.

]]> By: NDTom http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-65020 NDTom Tue, 23 May 2006 15:11:26 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-65020 Don't pat yourself on the back too hard Ben. Even after hanging 55 on Eastern Michigan and 41 on Indiana you guys are ranked 9/11 in the Big Ten in PPG only beating Indiana and Illinois. I'm sure no one here needs to tell you about [NAME REDACTED]'s offense. remove those two outliers and UM wouldn't even be in the top half of the NCAA. Don’t pat yourself on the back too hard Ben. Even after hanging 55 on Eastern Michigan and 41 on Indiana you guys are ranked 9/11 in the Big Ten in PPG only beating Indiana and Illinois. I’m sure no one here needs to tell you about [NAME REDACTED]’s offense. remove those two outliers and UM wouldn’t even be in the top half of the NCAA.

]]> By: Orson Swindle http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-65019 Orson Swindle Tue, 23 May 2006 15:11:23 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-65019 So really this is all about making the Big House safer for the badonkadonk generation, right? We're all in favor of that. So really this is all about making the Big House safer for the badonkadonk generation, right? We’re all in favor of that.

]]> By: maskedavenger http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-65015 maskedavenger Tue, 23 May 2006 15:10:25 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-65015 Apparently, I don't know how to link. Here is the URL: http://www.umich.edu/~bhl/stadium/stadtext/scrapcov.htm Apparently, I don’t know how to link.

Here is the URL:

http://www.umich.edu/~bhl/stadium/stadtext/scrapcov.htm

]]> By: maskedavenger http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-65013 maskedavenger Tue, 23 May 2006 15:09:52 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-65013 To emphasize how Michigan stadium was built into a man-made hole, here is a photo album of its construction, The site chose was flat farmland, and a giant crater was excavated for the site. <a href="http://www.umich.edu/~bhl/stadium/stadtext/scrapcov.htm"></a> To emphasize how Michigan stadium was built into a man-made hole, here is a photo album of its construction,

The site chose was flat farmland, and a giant crater was excavated for the site.

]]> By: Phil K. http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-65005 Phil K. Tue, 23 May 2006 15:06:31 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-65005 36.66, Big Ben. And that's a lotta dimp. 36.66, Big Ben. And that’s a lotta dimp.

]]> By: Wooderson http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-64993 Wooderson Tue, 23 May 2006 14:58:59 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-64993 Ok, so I just went on the internet to look up a picture ofthe big house. I always though people were joking when they called it "The Big Hole", but good lord, they were right, it's actually a hole in the ground. I know ND gets jabs for copying the seating layout, but at least our stadium has a hint of architectural care applied to it. Ok, so I just went on the internet to look up a picture ofthe big house. I always though people were joking when they called it “The Big Hole”, but good lord, they were right, it’s actually a hole in the ground. I know ND gets jabs for copying the seating layout, but at least our stadium has a hint of architectural care applied to it.

]]> By: Ben http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-64973 Ben Tue, 23 May 2006 14:47:16 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-64973 Last year, Michigan's worst season since 1984, Michigan averaged 29 points/game. If that's offensive nihilism, how many points per game did your team put up, Phil? Last year, Michigan’s worst season since 1984, Michigan averaged 29 points/game.

If that’s offensive nihilism, how many points per game did your team put up, Phil?

]]> By: Phil K. http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/05/23/this-old-big-house/comment-page-1/#comment-64962 Phil K. Tue, 23 May 2006 14:41:28 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2078#comment-64962 Insofar as nihilism can be considered a "philosophy"... Insofar as nihilism can be considered a “philosophy”…

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