In case you woke up and felt less than peppy this morning, just print a few of these out and you’ll be cranking out your TPS reports in no time. In honor of the Big 10, we present EDSBS Midwestern Demotivations© for your Tuesday work day.
It’s shaping up to be a very active week in the Indiana strikes an arresting pose today as they enter the Fulmer Cup in grand fashion, courtesy of wide receiver James Hardy, the team’s leading receiver last season and alleged baby-slapper. Kyra Nolan, Hardy’s live-in girlfriend and the mother of his child, attempted to call police Monday when Hardy interrupted the call. Police immediately rushed to the scene and found Hardy with marks on her neck and a torn sweatshirt; she claimed that Hardy had not only hit her, but their child, as well.
Hardy’s a redshirt sophomore, so we’ll say he’s 21 years old. According to the article, Hardy’s been with his girlfriend for seven years. Juvenile long-term bonding: it’s not just for lower-class white people anymore!
Coaching Indiana football: No. To the pain..
Paul Finebaum was kind enough to have us on his radio show yesterday to discuss the Fulmer Cup and Juwan Simpson’s arrest. If you’d like to listen to the interview, click here and then go to the “Orson Swindle” to hear us “um” and “you know” our way through the interview.
It was a busy day, since we had to do the interview on our way to performing at the Eurovision Song Contest. It was a long haul on the way to Athens, but we got our battle armor and makeup on in time to make the show and win some mad dough. Did you know we were Finnish?
This actually won will win the Eurovision song contest. We’re trying to get them to play the EDSBS tailgate for the September 30 matchup between Alabama/Florida. It would be a total a-rock-alypse.
Michigan is sprucing up its stadium again. The renovation seeks to add 83 indoor suites and 3,200 outdoor club seats, although overall capacity will only increase by about 750. There must be one hell of a market to watching punters develop in Ann Arbor.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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