Comments on: SWIFTLY BECOMING ALABAMA MONDAY…

By: phil

phil — Mon, 22 May 2006 22:58:50 +0000

Places not to ask for a UCLA player’s autograph

1) At a house party
2) In the wreckage of an overturned SUV. (You can’t anyway because they are drunk and have left the scene).
3) In the handicapped parking spaces.
4) at Denny’s. http://tinyurl.com/m7d6m

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Mon, 22 May 2006 21:14:50 +0000

No, it’s that Lou’s a part of the ESPN-Big Ten-Notre Dame axis that makes jagoffs like Dick Vitale say Michigan-Ohio State is the biggest rivalry in college football.

By: Will Collier

Will Collier — Mon, 22 May 2006 18:13:35 +0000

Is it true that ESPN has refused to fire Lou because they can’t handle going on probation next year?

By: Odell 51

Odell 51 — Mon, 22 May 2006 18:03:16 +0000

Your right, it’s the herpes or my hemroids. Either way, I am spitting hot fire.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Mon, 22 May 2006 17:59:32 +0000

You’re not on fire. It’s just your herpes flaring back up.

By: Odell 51

Odell 51 — Mon, 22 May 2006 17:54:57 +0000

He tasted like Heisman Trophies and National Championships.

I’m sure he tastes like cock(s) now.

YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
The hits just keep coming!!!!!!
I’m on fire today.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 22 May 2006 17:54:02 +0000

Tasted like pickles, we bet. And probation.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Mon, 22 May 2006 17:41:51 +0000

You ate the body of Lou Holtz?

Blech.

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 22 May 2006 17:30:15 +0000

Nah, it just means you got a cool Priest. No reason why faith and CF can’t get along

By: Odell 51

Odell 51 — Mon, 22 May 2006 17:21:48 +0000

Since we are on the conversation of communion lines…….

I had a priest, ND alum, who instead of saying ” The body of Christ” would drop lines like ” Go Notre Dame” and “Lou Holtz is the man” whenever my family took communion. This of course made me love that guy. AND NOT IN THE WAY ALL OF YOU ARE THINKING!!!!!!

But I was tempted……
Does this make me a blind mountain climber?

By: Rome

Rome — Mon, 22 May 2006 17:02:25 +0000

Fats Fullmer doesn;t mind giving up the old autograph as long as you catch him on the salty snacks lane in the grocery market. Try to get him in fruits and vegetables and its on baby.

By: rob

rob — Mon, 22 May 2006 16:56:42 +0000

Yeah, the nice thing about the 6ish masses is the “no singing” rule.

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 22 May 2006 16:54:16 +0000

The church thing was featured in This Week’s Sign of the Apocolypse If I’m not mistaken.

I suppose any urinal to urinal conversation about autographs is off limits as well?

Oh and Doug, I get in and out for 40 mins a week, amazing what a 6:30 mass can do!

By: rob

rob — Mon, 22 May 2006 16:52:49 +0000

PeteJayhawk, come on. I know there are men lining up to fellate Bill Self in church every Sunday…oh sorry, every church but one.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Mon, 22 May 2006 16:23:31 +0000

Nico, you misspelled “Usually”