YIKES.
New Mexico State rescinds a scholarship offer to WR Cornell Burbage II following his arrest for the alleged rape and sodomy of a 13 year old girl. Holy hell– that is not, not right.
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1
PSUrob says:
A ‘new’ lil mexico!
May 16th, 2006 at 11:51 am
2
brain says:
What does the scoreboard read on that one.
May 16th, 2006 at 11:52 am
3
Orson Swindle says:
No points–just a recruit.
May 16th, 2006 at 11:53 am
4
brain says:
What is not right? Taking the scholly or the chic thing? At Nebraska it would be a total toss-up.
May 16th, 2006 at 11:54 am
5
Orson Swindle says:
The alleged crime, brain, not the revocation.
May 16th, 2006 at 11:54 am
6
Doug says:
Dammit, somebody made a Marcus Vick joke before I could. I used to be the king of those! I used to be big!
Aaaah, I’m still big — it’s the Marcus Vick jokes that got small.
May 16th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
7
DC Trojan says:
Perhaps after he spends some quality time with his face on the cell floor he’ll learn (the hard way) that rape is bad.
May 16th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
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brain says:
True!
May 16th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
9
bitterhorn says:
Kurt Croatia might still have a shot at FSU…
May 16th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
10
Crazy Joe says:
Not sure if you guys saw this…
…because not enough USC and ND games are televised.
May 16th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
11
The Tarheel says:
Careful, Orson. You’re double “nots” are perilously close to canceling each other out via the double negative.
May 16th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
12
NDTom says:
gah, Bob Davie and Brent Musburger announcing the GA tech game… I really hope I can get tickets now.
May 16th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
13
Brian says:
Not relevant to the discussion, but I had to share this: Bear Eats Monkey in front of Zoo Patrons.
May 16th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
14
Odell 51 says:
R. Kelly is not a role model Cornell. At least not until you get onto a football team.
May 16th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Is it me, or does Cornell Burbage II sound like some sort of man-on-man gay porn film?
Dear God, I can’t believe I wrote that. I need serious help.
May 16th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
16
Adam says:
Rape of a 13 year old girl= Bad
Bear ripping apart monkey in front of ubersocialist kids int eh netherlands=Friggin Sweet
May 16th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
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NoleinTexas says:
Was a rainbow wig found at the scene of the crime? Cause, that at least would be snicker inducing.
May 16th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
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DC Trojan says:
What an unbearable experience for the macaque. One hopes that the other bears don’t ape the killer. The zookeepers plainly decided not to monkey around by moving the other macaques.
May 16th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Appaw-ling, DC Trojan. We can’t believe you’d make fun of such a grizzly situation.
May 16th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
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DC Trojan says:
I know that it’s a polar-izing situation, and I should’t be making ursin(e)-ine puns about it, lest I be accused of panda-ing to the crowd. But I can’t help myself; it’s oso tempting.
[I know all of these suck but I spent exactly 27 seconds finding the infoplease article; couldn't let that time go to waste.]
May 16th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
You win!
May 16th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
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tzubear says:
I am not an attorney so somebody, please, enlighten me. Did this guy only get 2nd degree rape because it was consensual?
May 16th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
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Ian says:
I guess Hal Mumme’s finally made his mark on NMSU.
May 16th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
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NavyGrad says:
How are recruits with scholarships not included in Fulmer Cup points but former players who have expended their eligibility elligible?
May 16th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
25
Adam says:
I second what NavyGrad has said and have brought it up before. If New Mexico isn’t getting points for anything lamar Owens should be taken off the list because his eligibility had already ended.
May 16th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
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RowdyRoddyPiper says:
My suggestion is to quit lawyering the Fulmer cup points. Navy can have that one blemish…uhhh and the whole tailhook thing…and I guess that law and order episode where the chick pilot kills her boyfriend…and I think there was a Costner movie…no way out or something.
May 16th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
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RowdyRoddyPiper says:
@tzubear: I didn’t see anything that indicated it was consensual. I don’t think a 13 year old could consent in any event. It varies from state to state and I don’t know New Mexico, but I’m guessing it’s not second degree because he didn’t use a weapon or there was no great bodily harm (well aside from the rape).
May 16th, 2006 at 10:06 pm
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tzubear says:
RRP-
Exactly, it is statutory rape even if he didnt force himself on her. I cant imagine she was down with sodomy?! So, if he did force himself on her, I am confused what he would have had to do for 1st degree rape. I suppose the bodily harm angle is the reason, but it seems this would just add an assault/battery charge on top of rape.
May 17th, 2006 at 12:52 am
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RowdyRoddyPiper says:
tzubear: I just looked up the statutes in New Mexico (well a summary of them) linked in my name. It’s the great bodily harm that is the distinction, or if the victim is under 13. I guess this all presumes that this took place in New Mexico, which is not clear from the article.
May 17th, 2006 at 7:47 am
30
Caz says:
This all went down in Kentucky, actually, not New Mexico. Insert Kentucky quip here.
May 17th, 2006 at 11:35 am
31
FreeShoesU says:
If there is grass on the field play ball! If there is no grass roll her over and play in the mud.
May 17th, 2006 at 10:03 pm
32
Wooderson says:
Old enough to count, old enough to mount.
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
Got any mroe good ones FreeShoes?
May 18th, 2006 at 8:24 am
33
tzubear says:
I like tasteless jokes as much, if not more , than the next guy. However, when it comes to refering to a SPECIFIC victom, I would caution against posting anything of the sort on the web. There is a very small chance (no offense orson and stranko)someone who knows this girl can read this.
May 18th, 2006 at 9:59 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Oh, yeah. Thus the brevity of the post and the insistence that this is so the opposite of good for anyone.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:04 am
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tzubear says:
was refering to the ’small chance anyone would read it (at this blog)’. Reporting on the event is not in bad taste.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:26 am