VICK'S NEW STOMPING GROUNDS

This is a perfect fit for Lil Mexico, the only cities that I can think of that are more fiting for his personality are Vice City, Liberty City, and maybe San Andreas.

Good one BIGMIKE. I put the over/under for his first run in with the law at 61 days.

So who thinks the first offense will come when he gets up defiantly and cleat-stomps the knee of Diesel after Shaq tackles him?

History of violence + trouble poking booty that shouldn’t be poked + Miami= Miami Vice villain, 1986.

Hope he prudently invests that $15,000 signing bonus.

Odds of Lil’ Mehico making the final 53-man roster? Slim and none. And Slim was just stabbed 20 times in a back alley and the body dumped just south of Belle Glade.

I think we have a candidate for if/when Saturday Night Live ever decides to repise the old “Bad Idea Jeans” sketch from 1990 or so.

I’m with DHC — Li’l Vick better enjoy the next three months in Miami, ‘cause that’s as long as he’s going to be on the Dolphins’ roster. His chances of ever throwing a pass in a non-exhibition NFL game are about the same as my chances of buying a winning Mega Millions ticket while getting struck by lightning.

“I didn’t have a condom, but I said to myself: when am I gonna get back to Haiti?”

—Marcus Vick, some summer weekend in 2006.

Headline next week involves Vick dead in a gang related shooting. Apparently drawing your gun in a McDonald’s parking lot is a bit more dangerous in Miami.

I heard him and Joey Harrington are already tearin’ it up on South Beach.

Vick’s first Miami crime: pistol whipping Harrington when he sits down at the piano to play Fur Elise.

This probably means that Michael Mann is going to pull his big screen remake of “Miami Vice” from post-production, rewrite the script, and incorporate a new villain, Vick, who will be filmed in a tawdry three-some with Colin Farrell and some South Beach tranny….

Vick’s first Miami crime: pistol whipping Harrington when he sits down at the piano to play Fur Elise.

That is “temporarily loosing control of bodily functions” funny.

Primo, Rob. Primo.