Kyle King continues to pull the figure four move with ease on a daily basis. This time it’s a rundown of coaching mismatches through the years, a list chocked with likely suspects (we see you Rich Brooks, quaffing tapioca in the corner) but also with some surprises mixed in (like Pop Warner at Temple, for example.)

Let’s just go ahead and nominate anywhere that Butch Davis goes next. Few and far between are the survivors of NFL debacles–Holtz did it, and Spurrier may–but most go dribbling back to the collegiate ranks as weaker men. And can we pre-emptively take the Wannstache for wherever he goes next?

Wannstache-alicious: a flavor that tastes like burning, we think.