Comments on: CHRIS RIX QB SCHOOL: AIM HIGH, PARK IN THE HANDICAPPED SPACE

By: Jared

Jared — Wed, 31 May 2006 03:51:15 +0000

Chris Rix was our Ron Zook…only we didn’t pay him $1 million a year to wreck our program.

And somehow his gawd-awful mechanics, freakish hair, and laser-beam-like focus on the primary receiver still won in Gainesville. That’s gotta suck…

By: Hobnail_Boot

Hobnail_Boot — Thu, 18 May 2006 03:55:02 +0000

Thanks Orson. Now I have kumite.. kumite.. kumitee.. running through my head.

By: DHC

DHC — Wed, 17 May 2006 16:21:37 +0000

Your play diagram above is spot-on. I swear that really is the Jeff Bowden philosophy. I was convinced Rix could simply lob the ball into the endzone and jog to the sidelines while it’s in mid-air. If it’s caught for a TD or intercepted, you’re still coming off the field.

Check out the Rix farks on Gatorcountry.com.

The one of Chris’ body with the AFLAC duck head superimposed on top is an all-timer.

They’ve also got some real intimate shots of Rix and Burt Reynolds … hey wait a minute! Those aren’t farks!!!

By: Corey

Corey — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:11:18 +0000

You’re welcome Orson

By: sb

sb — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:03:36 +0000

All that comes to mind with Rix and his Champions camp is “the blind leading the blind”. His mantra should be “Do as I say, not as I do (or did)”.

By: dbldomer7375

dbldomer7375 — Wed, 17 May 2006 13:14:19 +0000

red root and brain;

God does not have a favorite football team, but his Mother does.

By: Harris

Harris — Wed, 17 May 2006 01:56:03 +0000

As a ND fan, I’m terrified that Jimmy Clausen is taking hair-care tips from Chris Rix.

By: ndoldtown

ndoldtown — Tue, 16 May 2006 22:20:20 +0000

ORSON – Having reviewed your signature above, I have determined that you are the Zodiac killer.

http://www.zodiackiller.com/ZLetter1.html

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Tue, 16 May 2006 19:58:26 +0000

http://www.petitiononline.com/varoommm/petition.html

Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.

By: Red Root

Red Root — Tue, 16 May 2006 19:47:49 +0000

…if 2 competitors both have faith in the same GOD, who does GOD decide to let win a contest?

Answer: Danny Wuerffel

By: BamaLover

BamaLover — Tue, 16 May 2006 19:22:51 +0000

Brain/Odell…let’s not leave out Andy Pettite, Aaron Baddeley (Aussie pro golfer) and nearly every single NFLer, except for Randy Moss.

By: Sportz Belle

Sportz Belle — Tue, 16 May 2006 18:27:42 +0000

BTW – apparently he’s also an Independent V�aVient� Distribution Agent which appears to have been designed by the same guy who loves CAPITAL AND BOLD leTTErs.

http://chrisrix.myviaoffice.com/

By: Odell 51

Odell 51 — Tue, 16 May 2006 18:09:02 +0000

Brian,

Don’t forget Jon Kitna and his silly hats and wrist bands.

By: brain

brain — Tue, 16 May 2006 18:05:48 +0000

Doug, it broke down like this, end of regulation. ‘Noles get the ball first in OT. I look at my buddy and say…”if Bowden puts this thing in the hands of Rix. We’re in pretty good shape.” They break huddle and run a running play. No gain. Bowden the younger draws up a “You’re the bottle cap, he’s the piece of glass” play and Rix throws the thing to the 10 yard line. Do I need to mention that NONE of his teammates were within 10 – 15 yards of the thing. INT. We run a counter tre to the left on our first play and score. Ballgame. CHAMPION football, catch the fever!!! May I also say I hate mixing my sports and my religion. If you are part of the GOD fearing group that is great, but don’t push it on others, subtle or not. Rix and Kurt Warner are always pushing their agendas on folks. Which bring up the question… if 2 competitors both have faith in the same GOD, who does GOD decide to let win a contest? To say that you win a game because you pray is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

By: BIGMIKE

BIGMIKE — Tue, 16 May 2006 17:43:06 +0000

No Rome that was Wyatt Sexton, he was stricken with “Lyme Disease” at the time aka massive amounts of drugs.