UGA PRESIDENT MICHAEL ADAMS: IXNAY ON THE UNFAY

It is now the “World’s Largest Michael FUCK OFF Adams Celebration”?

All these attacks on alcohoilism starting in Athens, and now making his way down the coast, has got to be pissing off Adams benefactor, Mr. Georgia Crown.

how about “The world’s largest Jimmy Buffet concert tailgate not involving Jimmmy Buffet”

Seriously, if you showed me footage of that weekend and then the home movies from the 2002 Buffet show I attended in Nashville, I would not be able to tell the difference.

Question: Who doesn’t love a Tiki bar??

Answer: Elitist, Arrogant, Apocalyptic, Assclown Adams!!

how about “World’s Smallest Penis brought to you by Michael Adams”

You can’t spell “Douchebag” without UGA.

How about the largest “Let’s fire Michael Adams” party?

How about World’s Largest Outdoor Mescaline-Fueled Underage Bang-a-Thon. Really bring in the sponsors, like.

In all seriousness, though, I don’t see this ending up as anything more serious than yet another futile attempt by Adams to counter his Little Man Syndrome. To describe Adams as “Napoleonic” is an insult to Napoleon, because at least Napoleon had an army he could use to tax that ass anytime some other country made fun of his short stature or his hand-in-jacket fetish; Adams has nowhere near that kind of enforcement power, so when he makes one of his fakakta Pronouncements From On High, the entire UGA alumni community pretty much just looks at each other, snickers, makes the jerk-off gesture, and goes on with what they were doing anyway. To paraphrase a line from Dennis Miller back when he was funny: When some people say “Jump,” the rest of the world answers, “How high”; when Mikey Adams says “Jump,” there’s an awkward pause, then the rest of the world turns back to each other and says, "So, as I was saying . . . "

I thought university presidents were not supposed to concern themselves with matters of a football nature…

Honestly, I’m from The Ohio State, and no matter how much the school searches for “a better image” there are always going to be studnets sporting shirts that describe the state of Michigan with the ludest of sexual putdowns, post-game dumpster fires, and pre-game dumpuster fires. Gereraly, the situation is far worse than the description “cocktail party” would lead anyone to believe, and I suspect this is true at most football crazy institutions.

The cocktail party is ingraved in stone, and although the university president and the media will no longer refer to it as such, The students, Alumni, and evrone who knows a thing about college football will . . .

This woman looks like the founder, chairman and CEO of Levi Strauss.

How about the world’s largest Newly drunk tard fest and Bang BK23…….athon?

As I always say, I wouldn’t piss on that sonofabitch if he were on fire, less’n I could piss gasoline. Adams is “cracking down” on drinking at UGA by allowing corporate sponsors to set up all-you-can drink beer gardens. He is a whore. He is a hypocritical douchebag. I’d piss on his grave in front of his widow.

Nicely done, Orson. Keep the heat on.

“The Poor Man’s Red River Shootout”

I hope Adams decides to run for congress, I would vote for him in a second to get him out of UGA. I also understand he is a rather talented musician

How bout the “Florida whips the Team that Stole the G from Green Bay” Party?

Or “The Only PETA Approved Dog Whipping”

BIGMIKE, you were reading my mind. That was the first one that came to me.

- “World’s Largest Stroke Michael Adams’ Ego Party”

- “World’s Largest Effort in Futility” (removing alcohol from college campuses will happen the day after Dubya and Hillary meet behind the Lincoln Memorial to make out)

Want a real protest? Organize a “drink-in” at this year’s game. Everyone show up lit. Yes, even more so than usual.

I guarantee PETA doesn’t approve anything that involves animal mascots and footballs made of leather. Even Michael Adams would tell them to lighten up.

Opie on the DawgVent said “Why don’t we just use the name the Gators use. ‘DenimFest.’”

The Zooker attacks again http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2006/05/meet-illinois-coach-ron-zook.html

How about:

World’s Largest Salute to Big Ego/Little Penis, Mike Adams?

World’s Largest Sex Party

Welcome to the beat down, poodles.

How about “Verne Lundquist’s third favorite reason to say ‘cock’” ?

Each evening, as I sip cognac in my sitting room and reflect on the glorious pursuits of the day’s foxhunt, my wandering eye often settles upon my University of Georgia Master’s Degree, which hangs majestically on the wall between Van Gogh’s “Cafe Terrace At Night” and an autographed framed photograph of Fidel Castro and me playing cribbage. Seeing the degree and the accompanying photo of the arch reminds me fondly of my time in Athens, but then when I see Adams’ signature on said document, I blurt out ‘Fucking Wanker’ and storm off to my boudoir to sulk.

the sec has a bunch of ny times reading, “citizen of the world” type pussies for university presidents

Kanu~ Finally, someoone who understands why I’m entering year 7 to get my degree (or at least you just gave me a solid excuse)

NewAZTiger~ Do some research next time, before you open your mouth and remove all doubt that you are an idiot.

Hobnail_Boot: What research do you suggest I do?

Florida has been whipping the Mutts regularly over the last decade, so that can’t be it. UGA did steal the G from the Green Bay Packers, courtesy of Vince Dooley, so that can’t be it.

I guess I didn’t realize that the PETA nuts didn’t like real pigskin being used in a football game.

Here’s some research for you: What is so special about 1982?

sigh If only Billy Payne could find a way to serve double duty as UGA prez and continue as Le Gran Poobah at that boys’ club up the road…

Hey, AZTiger, how many undefeated seasons have the Gators finished? Enjoy the Oscar Meyer offense buddy.

Mr. Egger, the Gators have had one undefeated season. Every SEC school has had at least one undefeated season.

As for Meyer’s Spread, I enjoy it. It’s easy to defend and worthless in the red-zone. What’s not to like?

You Gagger’s aren’t the brightest lot, that’s for sure.

NewAZ[b]Tiger[/b]

I went to the party last year and just the sight of the landing is amazing. The Port-a-Johns actually fill up with urine. Trash cans usually make the best bathrooms, no waiting. I dont think Ohio State could ever put this party to shame. Amazingly the Georgia coeds blow the Florida Coeds out of the water, but then they both are better than the OSU coeds who are insulted when you look at them. This is one hellova college football experiance, someday Georgia might actually win the game.

“If I can just change the name of the WLOCP to something more … genteel … high-brow … eloquent … then those blue-blooded bastards at real schools would quit snickering at me.”

- Dr. Adams

Look, Mikey. Your degreed alums are continually shown on national TV completely boinked out of their skulls on Jim Beam while woofing inanely into the camera.

And you think your image problem will be solved by changing the name of a football game?

Adams make’s UCincy president Nancy Zimpher look like a genius…not the total bitch she is. I think she wouldn’t even mess with this.

What an Asshole.

I always thought the image of TWLOCP was an outdoor soiree of fine alcohol, as befitting a major SEC showdown tailgate. It’s an image of tradition. You know — fuck it. I like contemplating the J’ville pregame festivities aren’t a celebration of jean shorts and “Smokey and the Bandit.” I like hot undergrads in dresses and heels. I like the bowls (though about 10 could be cut) and hate the idea of a playoff. I like running the ball and linebackers that make QBs shit themselves. I also like university presidents that recognize that without football and all that comes with it, they’re not going to be able to do pimp their university in front of hundreds of thousands of impressionable high schoolers and corporations that may want to fund their new nanotech department.

Maybe we should start a clock on how soon Adams gets his ass run out of town.

Steve,

What’s the stoty with this “The Ohio State” thing. I hear people talk about it all the time. Why do you need the “The”?

I’m genuinely curious.

Georgia did a hell of a job stopping Rich Rodriquez’ version of the spread offense.

How About “The World’s Largest [Name Redacted] Party”?

That is the actual name, The Ohio State University. I took a three hour credit class on the history of tOSU and after the changed the name of the University from Ohio A&M sometime late in the 19th Century it was always referred to with “The” in front. Just kinda the way it is, and im curious why its only us. Sorry Georgia fans about your foolish president. Win the football fans and you win the university.

how i wish i would have graduated a year earlier so i could have charles knapp’s signature on my diploma than that douchebag’s

FUCK ASS! Listen, print out these posts and mail them to the fucktard. They are also callin’ the “Red River Shootout” the “Red River Rivalry” so that people that don’t like shootouts won’t be offended. Ugh.

Political correctness will be the downfall of western society. Word.

When do we see www.firemikeadams.com? College football is about tradition. It is about playing between the hedges, tailgating in The Grove, hollering ‘Whoo, pig soooeey’; touching Howard’s Rock, Saturday night in Tiger Stadium, standing during the game at Kyle Field. Does someone need to explain to this numbnutted asshole that this is not the ND MBA bash, but people who really want to have a good time, and people who will send their kids, grandkids, et al to that university. Mr. Adams needs remedial work in College Football 101, and not the Keith Jackson taught course. Or, just let Spurrier loose on him.

Four things strike me as noteworthy about this:
1)It’s further proof that Adams realizes he can do these things with something approaching impunity. Remember when he did everything short of napalming Vince Dooley’s office to get rid of him? How many UGA season ticket holders followed through on their righteous indignation by cancelling ticket orders? I didn’t. Anybody?
2) It really is only a “pretty please?” kinda request. If someone were so inclined and technically proficient, an online petition showing CBS that UGA/UF fans value the WLOCP moniker would be a great idea. After all, it’s the fans who watch the game on CBS, and the fans who buy the products advertised on the telecast. All except the handsoap. That’s Michael Adams territory all the way.
3) It doesn’t apply to ESPN which is owned by ABC. So we’ll still be able to see Lee Corso’s favorite excuse for wearing a stuffed reptile head (except, of course, for his side gig doing children’s birthday parties). In fact, if I were ESPN (which I’m not) and I were doing GameDay from Jax (which they might well not)I would incorporate the phrase liberally.
4) This micromanagement/powerplay comes from the same guy who said (in relation to Jim Harrick the Lesser’s basketball 101 fiasco) that he simply doesn’t have time to keep track of what’s going on with every class at the school. I’m glad Mussolini Adams has been able to shake himslef free long enough to meddle in tailgating (again).

CTR-

Chuckles Knapp did sign my undergrad degree, so I suppose that is something. I shall promptly replace the Graduate Degree with the undergraduate one in my sitting room.

Kanu, would it be in bad taste to white out Adam’s sig and replace it with a Richt autograph? Lord knows I will forever cringe at the sight of my own diploma, hanging on the wall, afflicted with that douchebag’s sig. As for a name recommendation: “World’s Largest Outdoor Censored Party.”
Or just say screw it and offend everybody with “World’s Largest Outdoor NAMBLA Gangrape and Hitler Adoration Party.”

As revenge on a friend who put up a flyer saying I had a free Super Bowl ticket in exchange for a ride to the game, I took out a classified ad saying he wanted to start a NAMBLA chapter on campus. Hilarity ensued.

Sorry guys. I just don’t see why you have to get your panties in wad over whether a tv announcer uses the phrase “world’s largest cocktail party” or not…if you’re listening to Todd Blackledge you can’t be having tht much fun to begin with.
Adams is a prick but underage is a real problem in Jax. A UF student has died the each of the last 2 years…not trying to piss on your party but there is a legitimate point here

I guess Hobnail_Boot isn’t going to respond. Perhaps I should give him another 2 days. Anyone who takes 7 years to get out of undergrad can’t be a quick reader.

World’s Largest Cock and Tail Party

Hey Fred S. – neither student who died in Jax went to the WLOCP. One fell off a parking garage Fri night and the other got into a fight outside the Landing with some thugs who didn’t go to WLOCP and had no affiliation with UF or UGA. Both of these deaths are sad, but to blame them on the WLOCP is wrong. A few years ago during UT weekend, a kid was thrown down some stairs during a fight and died. None of the participants went to the game,UF or UT, but it still led to much hand wringing about excessive drinking during football weekends, ignoring the excessive drinking during the 46 non-football weekends in Gville each year. GPD was given free reign to “crack down on drinking” (remember the Vols taken to jail last year for open container?) and half-time pass-outs were abolished. Much sadness ensued as yet another grand tradition was ended (and one that was sorely needed during the [Name Redacted] era). My point is, (yes there is one), don’t try to justify the ruination of everyone’s fun by using events with no real connection to UF football.

God, I miss Fred Davison. He was the most boring university president in history, but at least he knew that Vince Dooley was his Daddy.

Seems obvious to me. “The World’s Largest Outdoor ’Tail Party.”

Oh, you sweet Georgia girls… always willing to throw a little leg down Duval County way.

g8rslm – Just because the students didn’t go to the game (and I’ll take your word on that one), that doesn’t mean they weren’t there for the party. I’ve never been to the cocktail party but as a UGA employee I can tell you that Athens is ghost town the week of the game…theres practically tumbleweeds rolling down Broad St and it almost doesn’t smell like stale beer for a change…not everyone goes to the game or even to Jax but quite a few without tickets do go just to hang out…and then there is the non university element that wants to prey off drunk kids with too much money and not enough sense. Sure its not just GA-FLa its every fall weekend but that game is a symbol of hedonism thats not eclipsed until spring break.

No one wants to be a buzz kill but from an administrative point of view neither university wants to be seen to be in the position the promoting alcohol use among underage kids either. How do you as somewhat responsible adult explain it was all in fun to parents who lost a son or daughter? In Georgia there were alcohol related incidents at Georgia College, Georgia Southern and here at UGA last fall that resulted in deaths and/or jail time. Its a nationwide issue actually.

On another note, my wife is a UF grad and went to the game every year and she says its usually the alumni doing all the hollering anyway…so have at it. Just don’t expect Adams or UF’s prez at your kegger. As much as I love college football, universities are about more than that. Sorry to be so serious but thats just how I see it.

“15 years is a long time.” – Current Gamecock “ball” Coach.

Let’s see, 3 SEC Championship Games in 4 years, 2 trophies to boot… I’ll take it.

I think there’s finally one thing UF and UGA grads can agree on.

Why not have a combined chant:

WE LOVE COCKTAILS!
clap-clap, clap-clap-clap, clap-clap-clap-clap, clap-clap
WE LOVE COCKTAILS!
clap-clap, clap-clap-clap, clap-clap-clap-clap, clap-clap

Or akin to ORANGE….. BLUE…..

JIM…. BEAM!
JIM…… BEAM!

I guess Hobnail_Boot is cowering. 7 years at UGA and he didn’t know that they stole the G from Green Bay.

You know what I call that? Unemployable.

Fred S – the deaths are sad, but guy who died last year was over 21 drinking at the Landing before getting into a fight with some locals over a woman. He made a bad choice, was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Don’t think its my responsibility (or UF’s) to explain that to his parents. If you are looking to place blame, how about the bar that kept serving him or the owner of the parking lot where he was assaulted?

What happened to personal responsibility? Nobody forced those drinks down his throat. College students are adults. I expected (and paid for) my son’s college to educate not babysit. I agree with you completely that universities are about more than football and drinking, I think most people who have actually attended one understand that.

I’ve gone to WLOCP every year since a student at UF in 80’s. You should check it out for yourself before passing judgment. Have graduated from kegger to cocktails, the real buzz kill would be having Adams or Bernie at my soiree. I speak from personal experience that not everyone who goes to WLOCP drinks themselves senseless ([Name Redacted] era notwithstanding) and not everyone who has a couple of drinks acts irresponsibly.

Here’s a novel idea…let parents educate their kids about making responsible choices so they won’t be unduly influenced by the WLOCP moniker or college football in general into hedonistic behavior. Sorry to go on, but this let’s blame society/alchohol/WLOCP/anybody else/lack of personal responsibility drives me nuts. (dare I say to drink?)

What is this nonsense—an Auburn Tiger inserting itself in a UF-UGA discussion? Typical behavior from the YellowHammer state’s annoying kid brother. But do you really want to talk academics with us, oh ye of the many mascots? Or are you still in denial about the fact that only a scant few years ago your school had its accreditation under investigation? If Grand Poo-Bah Bobby Lauder doesn’t hire you, where do you work?

g8rslm – Sorry if I sounded a little harsh. I’m not judging anyone. My college days at Southwest Bible Thumper State back in the 80s were definitely alcohol induced (and our administration did all they could to discourage consumption of booze or other rec drugs). I won’t go into details but trust me the hyprocrisy was ripe and it didn’t stop the partying. But that doesn’t mean they weren’t in the right at least some of the time even if they took it to extremes you couldn’t imagine.

I don’t see how personal responsibility is negated by a university’s effort to clean up its image a little. This is largely about pr after all. You’re going to party whether the talking heads on espn/cbs or whereever call it the wlocp or not so I don’t see why you’re so upset. BTW all colleges have a responsibility to their students to provide an environment thats safe and conducive to academic success and this is a small step in that direction. If I thought a college was unsafe or out of control, theres no way I’d send my kid there (and no I’m not an overprotective religious nut).

Its not your responsibility to interact with students’ families after a death (mine either thankfully) but I’ve met a few people in student affairs and trust me you wouldn’t want that duty. Its beyond sad, its tragic. There is some thing to be said for prevention so no one has to go through that. The debate is pretty similar to the lowered BAC level for drunk driving which is the norm now. Though I hated it at the time it was lowered to .08, it has saved lives.

Technically you’re an adult at 18 and old enough at 21 but the maturity level of college age students varies wildly. I see them everyday. Some just can’t handle the party scene but can’t see another path. You’ve probably seen it first hand yourself if you think back. It would be a terrible mistake if no one took issues like this seriously enough to try and do something. My 2 cents…no offense intended.

Sanford,
Fact: Kids are going to drink in college. I went to one of the snobby, New England “baby ivy” schools, then grad school at an Ivy. Guess what? Kids drank themselves silly (me included)both places and they were consistently ranked as Top Ten institutions. But g8rslm is correct. The mistake institutions are making (understandibly out of fear of the inevitable wrongful-death suits, a la MIT) is making the group/event responsible instead of the individual. Example: while I was in college, a girl got drunk at another frat house, came to ours and had one beer (not served to her by us). She passed out, hit her head on the concrete floor and ended up in a coma for 2 months. We got slammed by the administration, and within two years all frats were banned from campus. Not a thing was done to the girl. She had to accept not a whit of responsibility for her own poor choices. Is that the lesson we want college students to take away? Screw up and the threat of litigation absolves you of any responsibility or personal accountability? If so, I think we took a wrong turn somewhere as a society.

Also, didn’t the athletics department at UGA net $26M this year alone?? I’m willing to bet the house that the lion’s share of that came from the football team. It seems that the UGA administration is talking out of both sides of it’s mouth on this one…

Okay…I don’t remember your name, and I’m too lazy to look it up…UGA didn’t steal Greenbay’s logo. From what I understand and have been told, we actually pay to use it.

Fred “Rogers” Sanford—If you have such a problem with the stench of Athens, why not move and work for Bob Jones University, or Pensecola Christian? Maybe even Toccoa Falls College? If you really dislike Athens, get out. We don’t need any more old people complaining about the smell of downtown and blaming football for it. Downtown smells like that all through the year (with the only possible exception being the UGA/UF weekend). Heck, we’re in summer school and it still stinks. Athens is going to be what it is no matter what you do to make students drink less. Lots of people party in Athens who aren’t from UGA, but you seem to place the blame on us. I think you and Michael Adams should go enjoy some butt sex and a near beer and find a new school to annoy.

As for the “Super G” (as it’s properly called), the wife of a UGA coach came up with the idea of using it and then Vince Dooley asked for and received permission to use it—unlike Grambling. We are the only school in the country to be given permission to use it, so I don’t see how we “stole” it.

New Monikers:
The World’s Largest Football Game not given the attention it deserves by ESPN, et. al.

The World’s Largest Football Reclaimation Project (Gator fans will understand this one in a few years.)

The World’s Largest Outdoor Bathroom

or maybe just:

Liquor! Liquor! Yeah, FOOTBALL!

Funny how NewAzTigger mouths off about undefeated seasons, yet his little collection of Uringe and Blew turds were so irrelevant as to get basically ignored by by the BCS Championship[ the one time in the last 70 years they went undefeated and weren’t on probation.

That noise you heard after the Tiggers loss to Arkansas was the collective sigh of the advertisers and the networks for the BCS knowing that their ratings weren’t gonna be in the shitter because Auburn ain’t gonna play in the title game.

Again.

Winners never quit, and quitters never win, but those that never win and never quit, probably went to Auburn. And they certainly never shut up.

Irrelevance, thy name is Auburn.

I’m off to polish Tommy Tuberville’s ears…

LC

How about (Cue Jamaican Accent):

“BOO Dipshit assface of a University President, HOORAY BEER!”

Dewar’s,

PD’sL