FULMER CUP ENTRANT: UCLA!

What about the punter who left his girlfriend in his crumpled truck? Certainly that qualifies for the cup.

I love the toe-touch dance move. Definately under rated in the annals of dancing.

That was the kicker, and that happened before their bowl game last year, so it shouldn’t apply.

An addendum for the places to avoid in the offseason for us UGA fans. Mudcats Cadillac has to be a avoided like a clap infested jesibell working the drive up window at Sonic.

Another important question, what happened to the coaches’ death matches? All I saw is the first round of the Meatnormous division. There is still 4 months of off-season, so plenty of time still ahead, but it definitely disappeared.

wow they’re bitter.

How about the Rocky Top Market? Stu Scott probably has a one eye’d poem for that place….Booyah!

When is Fulmer Cup awarded (i.e. when is last day)?

Penn State kids just need to say “no!” to modern technology – them there telephones and computers cause nothin but trouble.

And remember, that’s pronounced “housa partay”

The deadline will be one day before the first game of the season, which we think is August 25th.

Maybe there will be a 5 O’clock free crack give away on August 24th that will wreak havoc on the Fulmer cup standings! One can only hope!

so it’s certain that they will just plea guilty. no bruin has ever put up anything even resembling a defense.

This is blog-worthy…

http://blogs.foxsports.com/ksp113/2006/05/05/Pitcher_dealt_for_60_Cases_of_Bud_plus_the_Top_5_Trade_Talks_that_should_have_happened

One more thought, have you guys thought of releasing a pre-season poll or at least predictions for each conference? You sort of did it with the SEC. I think it’d be a good off-season time passer and good for debates.

Just a thought since every other website/blog/anything that prints words in any format has a pre-season college football poll.

reb-

That sounds too much like actual work. You actually expect that from these jokers?

P.S. The above is written with all conceivable respect and admiration. You two are an inspiration to slackers everywhere.

Never fear. We will provide horribly inaccurate predictions again this season as we did last season. Highlights from last seasons involved Orson’s prediction of Texas Tech to win the Big 12 and Michigan in the Big 10. Hey, we got USC winning the Pac 10 right though.

Go big or go home!

Addendum, list of places not to frequent in the off-season:

Anywhere that serves chicken fried steak at four in the morning.

Jonathan,

Not sure what sort of moral Yankee high horse you’re riding on, but asking SEC athletes (or anyone in SEC territory for that matter) to refrain from Waffle House is like asking an OSU recruit to drive a Subaru.