FULMER CUP ENTRANT: UCLA!
Much like Karl Dorrell’s offense, UCLA got down in the chips fast before making a quick score late in the offseason’s second quarter in the race for the Fulmer Cup. Bruins freshmen John Hale and Jess Ward both get two points each for felony assault charges stemming from “a house party” in February, giving UCLA a strong debut with four points on the board.
We now add “house party” to the list of places that should, by default, be banned sites for off-season socializing. In review:
–”house parties”
–Anywhere called “Club (Insert Local Area Code Here)”
–”Jailbait’s: a Neighborhood Bar and Grill”
–The Sovereign Republic of Dee Webb
–The entire city of Durham, North Carolina.
You may listen to, but not attend, their house parties, recruit.
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Rex Cramer says:
What about the punter who left his girlfriend in his crumpled truck? Certainly that qualifies for the cup.
I love the toe-touch dance move. Definately under rated in the annals of dancing.
May 8th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
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Patrick says:
That was the kicker, and that happened before their bowl game last year, so it shouldn’t apply.
May 8th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
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Greg says:
An addendum for the places to avoid in the offseason for us UGA fans. Mudcats Cadillac has to be a avoided like a clap infested jesibell working the drive up window at Sonic.
May 8th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
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rebel84 says:
Another important question, what happened to the coaches’ death matches? All I saw is the first round of the Meatnormous division. There is still 4 months of off-season, so plenty of time still ahead, but it definitely disappeared.
May 8th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
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USCLink says:
wow they’re bitter.
May 8th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
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PSUrob says:
How about the Rocky Top Market? Stu Scott probably has a one eye’d poem for that place….Booyah!
When is Fulmer Cup awarded (i.e. when is last day)?
May 8th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
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PSUgirl says:
Penn State kids just need to say “no!” to modern technology – them there telephones and computers cause nothin but trouble.
And remember, that’s pronounced “housa partay”
May 8th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
The deadline will be one day before the first game of the season, which we think is August 25th.
May 8th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
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PSUrob says:
Maybe there will be a 5 O’clock free crack give away on August 24th that will wreak havoc on the Fulmer cup standings! One can only hope!
May 8th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
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adam says:
so it’s certain that they will just plea guilty. no bruin has ever put up anything even resembling a defense.
May 8th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
This is blog-worthy…
http://blogs.foxsports.com/ksp113/2006/05/05/Pitcher_dealt_for_60_Cases_of_Bud_plus_the_Top_5_Trade_Talks_that_should_have_happened
May 8th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
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rebel84 says:
One more thought, have you guys thought of releasing a pre-season poll or at least predictions for each conference? You sort of did it with the SEC. I think it’d be a good off-season time passer and good for debates.
Just a thought since every other website/blog/anything that prints words in any format has a pre-season college football poll.
May 8th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
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LightenUpFrancis says:
reb-
That sounds too much like actual work. You actually expect that from these jokers?
P.S. The above is written with all conceivable respect and admiration. You two are an inspiration to slackers everywhere.
May 8th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
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Stranko Montana says:
Never fear. We will provide horribly inaccurate predictions again this season as we did last season. Highlights from last seasons involved Orson’s prediction of Texas Tech to win the Big 12 and Michigan in the Big 10. Hey, we got USC winning the Pac 10 right though.
May 8th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Go big or go home!
May 8th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
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jonathantu says:
Addendum, list of places not to frequent in the off-season:
Anywhere that serves chicken fried steak at four in the morning.
May 8th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
Jonathan,
Not sure what sort of moral Yankee high horse you’re riding on, but asking SEC athletes (or anyone in SEC territory for that matter) to refrain from Waffle House is like asking an OSU recruit to drive a Subaru.
May 8th, 2006 at 7:38 pm