REVISED FULMER CUP SCOREBOARD (IN NEED OF REVISION)

Did tOSU get any points for assalting a horse?

Freaking big12, what a bunch of pussies.

Salted Horse? Is that french cuisine?

I’m disappointed to see the MSU score come down. I also seem to remember a clause that allowed bonus points to be added for a coach’s disregard for discipline. As an Ole Miss fan, I definitely wouldn’t mind seeing a bonus point or two added due to the very Bowden-esque “suspension for the spring game” punishment.

I see Big12 schools, but not a single school from Texas. Mack Brown has to be paying off the cops and the judges. Hell, Texas Tech is in the middle of freaking nowhere, the only thing you can do for fun out there is get drunk and harrass the police.

Did tOSU get any points for assalting a horse?
That was Ohio University (in Athens), not Ohio State.

However, the Buckeyes should be on the board with a couple points for Alex Boone’s DUI.

what is UF’s two points for? is that the riley cooper bunching a car window thing?

punching, rather. or is it the republic of dee situation?

Ok it’s updated…the rest of the SEC is going to have to pick up the slack with that point deduction…isn’t UGA due for some sort of traffic related crime by now?

“…the only thing you can do for fun out there is get drunk and harrass the police”

Likewise for Austin, it’s so full of aftermarket pharmaceuticals and willing coeds there’s no way the boys can avoid trouble. I like your buy-off/coverup idea, when the shit hits the fan Horns could storm into 1st in a massive pointsgasm. Another championship!

Mack has kept things under control in Austin since the departure of Cedric Benson and his plasma tv. The culture in Austin is so laid back it’s not suprising the athletes stay out of trouble.

How does Navy have 4 points (I know the Lamar Owens case) and Duke only have 3?

Is it football only and not other sports? Also what happens if Owens is found not guilty at the Courts Martial?

And since he isn’t a returning player and the incident happened after the season was completed does that factor into the standings? What is the statute of limitations on this? If non-returning players count, what about Marcus Vick and VT?

I would appreciate a clarification. This is too fun to pass up!

I had to put Utah State up there, 4 pointer for this.

Gave Ohio State their credit for a DUI as well.

Does the UF AK-47 and 38 special incident “warrant” points?

What’s Nebraska up on there for?

NavyGrad…question for you. My girlfriend is a plebe (soon to be over thankfully) and she has her cruise from may 30th to june 29th. My question is how if at all possible will we be able to contact each other? She starts at San Diego and goes to Pearl Harbor.

I think If Lamar Owens is convicted of Conduct Unbecoming (as opposed to rape) and booted from the Academy (which is the indication right now)then the point total should be reduced to 1 or nothing at all, seeing as that having sex in any other college wouldn’t even get the “scandelouse” tag slapped on it.

Also, the fact that Lamar’s eligibility was over when the incident happned, does that still qualify him for any pending points at all?

BTW, when does the Race for the Fulmer Cup officially end?

UGA is getting around winning the Fulmer Cup by having Board of Reagents members demonstrate their Old Man Strength.

Not that I’m particularly proud of this, but what more does UVA have to do to get on this?

They have to do something that sticks. They’ve had plenty of people kicked off, Ian, but in true Al Groh fashion they managed to do it in a remarkably unsexy, unexciting way (meaning no charges.)

I guess I just crawled out from under a rock. What the hell did Delaware do??

Did Jack Daniel’s not cotton to being involved in the race for the F-Cup?

Yeah…so what IS the deal with the genericificationizing of the Cup sponsors?

I knew we had missed somthing. I know it’s minor, but let’s get another Big Ten team up on the board.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/ncaa/04/19/iowa.robertson.ap/index.html

fine art, arredondo farms.

awesome.

Truckload of Missing Art Recovered in Florida Trailer Park

Yeah…so what IS the deal with the genericificationizing of the Cup sponsors?

Comment by PeteJayhawk — May 4, 2006 @ 1:31 pm

Haha I got a letter from Jack Daniels demanding their logos be removed from something they weren’t apart of. They thought the idea of the competition was funny, but since they weren’t involved with it they said take it down or else. Else=$$$$$ and legal issues.

So enjoy generic cheeze snacks and brown bottle beer.

Sounds like Fat Bastard’s keen porcine olfactory senses got a whiff of The Cup and threatened litigation…

Iowa DUI puts them on the bubble

keep posting any links to stories like that, it’s hard to find all of them because not every major sports site reports all of them.

Tom,

Ohio U huh? My mistake, I just assumed….

Are you sure you’ve counted USC correctly?

http://bluegraysky.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_bluegraysky_archive.html#114658576972848123

I count alot more there than what you’re reporting…

We’re only counting the offseason. The season itself doesn’t count, since the Fulmer Cup is named after the disastrous 2005 offseason for the Vols.

Having sex at Notre Dame is forbidden! Honestly. You either get kicked out of school or have to attend a lame tailgater.

esm — How great is that? And didn’t they locate the truck in a Winn Dixie parking lot? No wonder people shake their heads at me when I tell them where I’m from. Fuckall, no amount of championships will ever stop things like this from happening and providing word association with Gainesville.

Sex at Notre Dame may be forbidden, which is why we go across the street to Saint Mary’s college (all girls) for fun times with loose women. Like the cokehead stripper I almost married.

Man, if we’re gonna analyze the suspension for the spring game points, we need to get Jeff Sagarin and the New York Times to provide their analysis, as well as have some of the Domer MBA’s brush off their quantitative business analysis skills when they’re not trying to hit on the Jack Shack Jennies like the ultra-nerds at GA Tech. Then we could come up with a weighted/blended ranking, and have a real championship representative of all walks of life, without a playoff.

But could we then have splits between the Real Fulmer Cup, presented by EDSBS, and the Composite Fulmer Cup, presented by BGS or HP?

On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin … are there going to be any points when Monty, who crashed himself on a moped into the back of a car, gets smacked with drunk driving charges?

Also, are Booker Stanley’s points counted, or pending his trial? Because that’s two felony assault charges pending. Do we lose his points since he got kicked off the team?

Unofficial Fulmer Cup Conference Standings

The Conference That Can’t Count 25
SEC 14
ACC 8

It’s the Couch Burning in Snow Boots over Moonshine Shooters with Target Practice.

No points for the ND tailgater, huh? That was a crime if I ever saw one. We should get points even though the tailgater was in 2004, it was that bad.

“Having sex at Notre Dame is forbidden! Honestly. You either get kicked out of school or have to attend a lame tailgater.

Comment by Lance Boil — May 4, 2006 @ 2:47 pm"

Yes, you do get kicked out of school—unless you’re female and get pregnant, in which case they can’t kick you out for fear of a discrimination against pregnant women-type lawsuit.

As for the tailgater—no way. No one in that video was getting any, even at ND—that was the dance of the MBA Virgin Sugarplum Faeries. Anybody who’s tapped a little booty has inherently developed more rhythm than that.

Orson, re: #30—

Didn’t the Sanchez thing happen off-season?

UCLA is on the board:

UCLA is on the Board

USC clocking in at only 3, huh? This formula makes less sense than the BCS.

mmm.. Rocky Top cheeze snacks.. accept no imitations folks!

Chuck (#15), getting in touch with your girlfriend will very much depend upon what type of ship she will be aboard. Most ships now have some email/internet access. However she will need to either get an account with the ship’s IT people (medium hard) or schmooze a crew member to let her browse on their account (easier, especially for a woman on a Navy ship).

Be aware that the browsing speed is slow and activities ARE monitored so limit the size of any email attachments (actually I would recommend against them as broadband access is difficult 2000 miles from land), tell her not to surf porn or anything that she wouldn’t surf in front of her parents type stuff, and don’t spend too much time surfing and keeping the crew from their access.

I would be more than happy to let you know more if the webmaster can put us in touch discretely.

Hmmm I guess that’s 4 points for the bruins

Agreed. A strong showing on their part.

UCLA is obviously a program full of thugs that should be shut down. Actually the corruption there goes all the way to the top. It probably hasn’t made much of a blip on the national radar but the leaders of the UC system have gotten thier hands caught in the cookie jar.

http://tinyurl.com/j4fr9

It’s only May. USC will assume a commanding position come Fall camp.

To hell with the Fulmer Cup, the real intrigue this offseason is now whether or not Chuck (#15) will let his girlfriend give some Navy IT guy a beejer in exchange for internet access…

BTW, I’m disappointed in how BG has handled it’s two Fulmer points… one player was kicked off the team immediately, the other might actually be suspended for a game. That’s not very Phil-like, you know….