BGS has an exhaustive piece on why USC’s had such a hard time corralling their athletes lately. One clue: they’ve become the marquee franchise of America’s second city as a university, which presents a slew of problems not faced by any other university this side of Coral Gables.
He’s already formally exited the college football sphere, but we may as well say it…remember when Matt Leinart stood as the envy of the world, attending nought but a ballroom dancing class in between slamming Alyssa Milano, taking deep, satisfying afternoon naps, and throwing four touchdowns a game?
Yeah, well, that’s over.
Paris in the 19th century–slightly cleaner than the 21st century one we’re talking about.
Something didn’t seem right. We’d pour the coffee, and it tasted…off. On our morning walk to our job at the tollbooth, the flowers smelled less sweet than they should. In fact, the sun seemed to hang at a strange angle in the sky, as if the entire world were askew on its axis.
Fortunately, we walked out this morning and Mr. Sun was floating proudly in his proper spot, since Tennessee finally scored points in the competition named after their fat coach, the Fulmer Cup. Senior middle linebacker Marvin Mitchell was arrested for disorderly conduct at the Rocky Top Market around 3:15 in the morning on Monday morning, where…
Police said when they arrived to disperse a disruptive crowd early Monday morning at the market, they heard Mitchell shouting and swearing at another customer near the front door.
According to the UT police report, Mitchell threatened to “knock the customer out.”
Sensing that an altercation was about to occur, police told Mitchell to leave and noticed a strong odor of alcohol on his breath.
We’ll guess that Sunday evening was a brown liquor night for Mitchell. Fulmer responded by holding an “emotional” team meeting Monday night and warning his team to avoid the Rocky Top Market, where several UT football players have found trouble during Fulmer’s long tenure as coach. Mitchell has been suspended indefinitely from the team, and is scheduled to be eaten as punishment later this week.
On the board! BRAVO, SIR! BRAVO!
Not since tailgating at Notre Dame has being a nerd been so cool. The Spelling Bee, which has had its cult following on the world wide leader, will now be telecast live on ABC on June 1, 2006. We are certain that failing on live prime time television will have no long lasting detrimental effects on these over achievers.
All those also rans will have a bright and healthy future ahead of them, like the well adjusted Donnie Smith no doubt.
Marcus Mexico is coming to town. This is a definite recipe for disaster as there will be many attractive young girls and easy access to fire arms. If only the NFL had a Fulmer Cup.
Marcus Mexico, class personified.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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