YET ANOTHER FULMER CUP UPDATE: REY-REY GETS ANGER MANAGEMENT
by Orson on May 2, 2006 11:03 AM EDT
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PrintWe'd love for this to be the last time we write the words "USC" this week, but given recent events, the chances of that are slim and none. The bad timing continues for USC as an old charge--Rey Maualuga's assault case, which dates back to November--just happens to wrap up in the same time frame that features a qb accused of sexual assault and the Reggie Bush "Jeffersons'" scandal. Maualuga received the community service treatment in combination with court-mandated AA meetings and anger management classes, which means those little bastards at the LA YMCA summer camp better sit the fuck down and shut up before Uncle Rey has to bust a few heads, okay? Ok, Rey, count down from ten....nine...eight...ahhhhhgggrrr....
Go get Uncle Rey a juicebox. NOW YOU LITTLE BASTARD! NOW!
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He’s gonna scare the crap out of those little bastards doing the haka dance before working himself into a real rage.
by bitterhorn on May 2, 2006 11:33 AM EDT reply actions
by GoldenHurricane1 on May 2, 2006 12:04 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t forget the Leinart “Jeffersons” scandal. What are the odds that one team could feature two entirely unrelated “Jeffersons” scandals? I find it an amusing coincidence lack of institutional control.
by PeteJayhawk on May 2, 2006 12:14 PM EDT reply actions
Rey Rey will not have to use the haka or hit the small children. He will simply invite Scott Ware over to consume several small children as an amuse bouche, and enjoy the quivering silence for the rest of the summer.
by DC Trojan on May 2, 2006 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
Marvin Mitchell has finally put UT on the Fulmer Cup board. Congrats to UT! Knew you couldn’t keep the champs down forever.
by Martinis at 8 on May 2, 2006 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
I’d love to know where USC stands with the Fulmer Cup these days.
by paulwesterdawg on May 3, 2006 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
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