Dane Zaslaw–who with a name like that will no doubt become an important politico in a shadowy Eastern European republic immediately following graduation, along with Michigan punter Zoltan Mesko–has to iron out a little DUI charge he picked up on Friday morning in Norman.

One Fulmer Cup point awarded to Oklahoma for misdemeanor DUI without style points (hitting nun while DUI, asking cop “do you know who I am,” a drive-by horse punching, etc.)