JASON ALLEN: RONNIE BROWN'S DOORMAT

by Orson on May 1, 2006 12:38 PM EDT

Jason Allen made a lot of money this weekend, but he also has to face Ronnie Brown professionally again. This, in case you need some very, very convincing video evidence, is not a good thing.

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this wins post of the day. Jason Allen even got lower than Ronnie and still got plowed through like a high school JV defensive back. Ronnie is a great specimen. Jason Alen…not so much.

by bonghit gator on May 1, 2006 12:46 PM EDT reply actions

face Ronnie Brown? They will be on the same team if I’m not mistaken. This would be a good thing for Jason.

by Kevin on May 1, 2006 12:50 PM EDT reply actions

Ugh. Thanks for the memories, Orson.

Really, though, Allen’s a great player and generally a very sure tackler. Looks like Brown had his number, though, much like He-Whom-We-Do-Not-Speak-Of had Fulmer’s.

by Joel Hollingsworth on May 1, 2006 12:55 PM EDT reply actions

I never would’ve even imagined that this was possible . . . but y’all just made me feel sorry for a Tennessee football player. Damn you all to hell.

by Doug on May 1, 2006 1:08 PM EDT reply actions

why the hell did you take my post off?! Am i not witty enough, or is it because im not a master of grammar and punctuation? Anyways, here it is again, for christ’s sake.

by bonghit gator on May 1, 2006 1:18 PM EDT reply actions

Even I must applaud the Barner that made that video. If there’s one thing everyone in the SEC can agree on, it’s hating Tennessee.

by Nico on May 1, 2006 1:36 PM EDT reply actions

Wrong, dude- they’re on the same team now.

by Ian on May 1, 2006 1:39 PM EDT reply actions

I think he meant theyll face each other in scrimmages.

by bonghit gator on May 1, 2006 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

Um, sure…we meant scrimmages, not games. Yeah.

by Orson Swindle on May 1, 2006 2:25 PM EDT reply actions

Good lord, Ronnie just bruised the ribs of Allen’s illegitimate children.

by NoleinTexas on May 1, 2006 2:26 PM EDT reply actions

Sure, Ronnie Brown ran him over and over and over, but Jason Allen lived to tell about it. When Leonard “Brasky” Pope ran him over, he had to be carried off the field.

Anyway, if J. Allen has a career equal to that of Bill Bates, I’m sure he would be pleased to be remembered as road kill.

by I'm a Realist on May 1, 2006 3:24 PM EDT reply actions

Wisconsin has entered the fray in search of substantial (and comical) Fulmer Cup Points.

http://www.fanblogs.com/wisconsin/006476.php

by Ben on May 1, 2006 3:46 PM EDT reply actions

I love it—I wish ya’ll could be telling me that I suck right now and I was purchasing my very first Bentley like Jason Allen is today. I would get run over by Ronnie Brown a hundred times to get the payday he is getting now. Somebody (Nick Saban) must think he is pretty good.

by gramsey712 on May 1, 2006 3:56 PM EDT reply actions

a bentley would be the type of car a douche like allen would buy.

by work 'em silly gators on May 1, 2006 4:12 PM EDT reply actions

Hell, i’ll give Allen $10 just so i can watch his ass get run the fuck over by Ronnie any day.

by bonghit gator? on May 1, 2006 7:06 PM EDT reply actions

Good thing for Allen the ’fins rarely play the Cardinals.

Leonard Pope 1 – Jason Allen 0

by Hobnail_Boot on May 1, 2006 11:43 PM EDT reply actions

You all are so sad. I’m glad to see all you TN haters up in here. Just let’s me know…WE BEEN KICKIN’ SOME AZZ OVER THE YEARS!!! Jason, make that money!!! Forget about those punks!!!

by RockyTop Dog on May 2, 2006 2:48 AM EDT reply actions

That’s just plain COLD!

by Lance Boil on May 2, 2006 10:08 AM EDT reply actions

I agree, Pope almost ended his career, but you gotta give Brown props. I suspect Jason wasn’t the only guy in the SEC who Brown ran the hell over, but he definitely was ran over most frequently.

by VOLPIMP on May 2, 2006 8:20 PM EDT reply actions

everybody on here that rags tennessee just know that we will be back on top….urban meyer is running the flordia program into the ground and georgia has more players getting in trouble than we do….jason allen is a hell of a pick for the dophins so lay off…..peace

by skyy on May 10, 2006 11:32 PM EDT reply actions

hey dudes, why don’t you back off jason allen. sure he got mowed over by ronnie brown but who didn’t, auburn went undefeated that year. besides jason allen was the first defensive player drafted from the sec, and he was the second overall player taken from the sec. thats got to say something.

by volfan_12 on May 20, 2006 5:01 PM EDT reply actions