SIX BULLDOGS AVOID THE POKIE

by Stranko on Apr 28, 2006 12:36 PM EDT

In an effort to avoid jailtime and possibly missing the Egg Bowl, the six Miss Staters who gave a beat down to an off duty officer have plead to misdemeanor simple assault. That'll cost them $500 and six months of a ~~pretend~~ suspended sentence. These types of legal games do not, however, get them a reduction of Fulmer Cup points!

They may have avoided the Rock, but they can't escape the cheetos taint that is the Fulmer Cup.

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“Cheetos taint”

It makes one’s mind wander…

by NoleinTexas on Apr 28, 2006 1:14 PM EDT reply actions

“Be Good or Be Gone”

by Mico4Heisman on Apr 28, 2006 1:30 PM EDT reply actions

wait, so they’re getting credit for felonies but they only pleaded to misdemeanors? i mean, i’m all for gratuitous fulmer cup points, but this strikes me as a little aggressive. and we all know what a fine, upstanding enterprise the FC is.

by tjf on Apr 30, 2006 3:20 AM EDT reply actions