Michael Michaels, the owner of Chez Griffin and one of the co-founders of New Era Sports, claims Bush’s family owes him $54,000 dollars in back rent, according to the San Diego Union-Tribune. He also plans to sue for 3.2 million dollars in punitive damages related to…well, something Michaels doesn’t want to talk about.

Whether you should believe any of this or not is up to you, though we should let you know exactly what Mr. Michaels looks like and tell you about some of the company he keeps. To wit:

Bolo tie. What appears to be a velour shirt. Indian braids. And James Brown. (HT: HP.)

Keep in mind, this isn’t the first time Brown’s made an appearance in tangential connection to a college football legend of the sketchy variety:


Oh, Joe, remember that time we ran a train on Ann Margaret? That was tight, Joe, yeah! Heh!