NCAA 2007: TELL YOUR WIFE TO TAKE A LOVER
It’s on the way…the signs are clearer every day. Preview vid only confirms need to find wife hot gardener for three month tryst to free up spare time for hours of loving, uninterrupted gameplay.
From one viewing, it looks like our “all fake punts” offense from Madden ‘94 may return this summer.









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J says:
God in a box, as you guys stated before.
I have to take the MCAT’s this summer. That would be a struggle enough on its own, but w/ NCAA’07, it’ll be a war.
April 28th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
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Socraticsilence says:
So is it legal for me to propose to my PS2? Cause goddamn!
April 28th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
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rob says:
Orson, if from blogging you got an advance copy of NCAA 07 then a) I want to kill you and b) I need a blog.
April 28th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
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NoleinTexas says:
That’s my sex-box and her name is Sony.
April 28th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
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Andy says:
Did you see that exam in the preview say
“Which conference does Missouri belong to?”
a) Big 10
b) Mountain West
c) Big 12
d) WAC
Is that straight from McSweatervest’s Coaching Football Class he offers to his players for college credit?
April 28th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
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Senor Pez says:
Nah, that question is too hard for McSweatervest’s test. His test includes questions such as:
“What state is OHIO State located in?
A.) Ohio.
B.) The one east of Indiana.
C.) The one south of Michigan.
D.) Whereever my Escalade is parked.
April 28th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
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Rich says:
Little disappointed that there was no ND presence in the preview — nothing makes my ND-centric world happier than seeing the Dome and the “Officially Licensed Product of the University of Notre Dame” mark next to all the other NCAA and collegiate stamps of approval.
April 28th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
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Paul says:
I am still waiting for them to officially add the Rover as a position in NCAA ‘08 As a Va Tech fan this means alot to how their defense works and a 4-4 doesn’t fly . If they can add 3-3-5 or 4-2-5 why not the rover defense.
April 28th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
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Hobnail_Boot says:
No ‘rovers.. only Escalades for the Buckeyes.
Oh wait, never mind.
April 28th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
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Stranko Montana says:
I think I need to change my shorts
April 28th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
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looserdude23 says:
looks pretty damn cool. those “test” are straight from jim harrick, arent they?
April 28th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
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Andrew says:
the only Domer I saw in the vid was someone missing a tackle. I would assume it was Mike Richardson based on last year’s performance, but I couldn’t tell for sure.
April 28th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
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Joe says:
Actually — pretty sure that missed tackle was a Washington Husky.
April 28th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
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Flop says:
Michigan botching a special teams play … Yeah, sounds about right. Until Zoltan the Inconcievable gets his boot on.
Not that I’m still punchy about the ‘03 Iowa game. At least this punt wasn’t out of the special option formation.
When does this come out again? There’s only so much havoc I can wreak as a giant, bemulleted former Michigan QB coaching at Tulane …
April 28th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
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Roll Tide says:
Shit. I have to study for the bar this summer. Now I might have to reconsider. Roll Tide
April 28th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
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Patrick says:
Who needs the ten commandments? This game is definitely violating the “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above”
April 28th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
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Roll Tide says:
I’m sure Bama will be like a B, w/ a C+ Brodieless offense. Tennessee will still be an A+ somehow
April 28th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
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Auburn Fan says:
Little disappointed that there was no ND presence in the preview — nothing makes my ND-centric world happier than seeing the Dome and the “Officially Licensed Product of the University of Notre Dame” mark next to all the other NCAA and collegiate stamps of approval.
And the rest of us wretch uncontrollable.
April 28th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
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Tom says:
Little disappointed that there was no ND presence in the preview
I think they limited it to teams that have won a bowl game over the last decade or so.
April 28th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
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Oda Saburo says:
Was this from the Xbox/Ps2 release, or the Xbox 360? I understand those are going to be 2 separate games, with the 360 version having amazing graphics, but more limited options/gameplay.
April 29th, 2006 at 1:44 am
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Socraticsilence says:
Time for the Rebirth of the Compton Univeristy Kings, (My Copy of 06′ is cursed with irony as my first recruit ofver 2 stars was a big white guy with red hair)
April 29th, 2006 at 3:29 am
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Socraticsilence says:
Man nothing was better than actually spending those useless player card things just so i could injure Brodie Croyle over and over again, in petty meaningless revenge.
April 29th, 2006 at 3:30 am
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Kevin McCarrell says:
enjoyed the preview after putting it on mute so I didn’t have to listen to “Tiger Fag” play over the top. Go ‘Cocks.
April 29th, 2006 at 9:07 am
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Sean says:
I need to go get a towel.
April 29th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
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Southern papa says:
You mean, Clemson uses ‘Hold That Tiger’? I thought only Memphis State used that song, copying LSU.
April 29th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
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Red Tide says:
Ummm… I know the Bama/Tenn clip is only up there for about half a second, but isn’t something missing there… like 9,000 seats?
April 29th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
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Newspaper Hack says:
I think just about every school with a tiger nickname/mascot uses “Tiger Rag.” Hence, a double hit of unoriginality. I’m sure there’s even a jazz professor at Princeton that plays it from the stands.
April 29th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
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bonghit says:
dont forget to bring a towel!
April 29th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
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Newspaper Hack says:
Yeah, looks like they decided to not include the a-fucking-mazing additions that will be at Bryant-Denny this fall (new seats, skyboxes, badass video displays).
April 30th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
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tbmd96 says:
Study for the bar this summer? You wussy. I’m going to look at a torts review 10 minutes before walking in while playing golf everyday and drinking every single night.
/end fantasy
Yeah, we’re screwed. I want to get NFL Head Coach, too, but the late June release date means that I’m screwed.
April 30th, 2006 at 10:43 pm
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Wooderson says:
If xbox360 had a big enough hole, i’d…er, let’s not go there. This plus halo3 equals detrimental job performance. And that’s math that any tOSU player worth a damn can get an A on.
May 1st, 2006 at 11:17 am
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rjm says:
New 360 preview up on ea’s site for today:
Still no word if a Dee Webb starter kit goes to any db’s in the game yet.
May 1st, 2006 at 6:29 pm
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CU_Sig says:
Actually…Clemson was the first to use Tiger Rag/Hold That Tiger. LSU actually copied the nickname Death Valley, as well as the Tiger Rag song.
On a seperate note…who would ever admit to being a Gamecocks fan? Nothing like a century of losing to get the rust out. When the lottery for rivals was held, we hit the jackpot. Maybe Spurrier will be the savior Lou Holtz never was….lol.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:19 am
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Cholli8 says:
LSU copying ‘Death Valley’ from Clemson? Not hardly, my friend. It was given to us because, unlike your Death Valley, opposing teams actually LOSE games there – hence the nickname.
=)
June 11th, 2006 at 7:44 pm