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NCAA 2007: TELL YOUR WIFE TO TAKE A LOVER

It's on the way...the signs are clearer every day. Preview vid only confirms need to find wife hot gardener for three month tryst to free up spare time for hours of loving, uninterrupted gameplay.

From one viewing, it looks like our "all fake punts" offense from Madden '94 may return this summer.

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God in a box, as you guys stated before.
I have to take the MCAT’s this summer. That would be a struggle enough on its own, but w/ NCAA’07, it’ll be a war.

by J on Apr 28, 2006 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

So is it legal for me to propose to my PS2? Cause goddamn!

by Socraticsilence on Apr 28, 2006 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson, if from blogging you got an advance copy of NCAA 07 then a) I want to kill you and b) I need a blog.

by rob on Apr 28, 2006 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s my sex-box and her name is Sony.

by NoleinTexas on Apr 28, 2006 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you see that exam in the preview say

“Which conference does Missouri belong to?”
a) Big 10
b) Mountain West
c) Big 12
d) WAC

Is that straight from McSweatervest’s Coaching Football Class he offers to his players for college credit?

by Andy on Apr 28, 2006 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah, that question is too hard for McSweatervest’s test. His test includes questions such as:
“What state is OHIO State located in?
A.) Ohio.
B.) The one east of Indiana.
C.) The one south of Michigan.
D.) Whereever my Escalade is parked.

by Senor Pez on Apr 28, 2006 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Little disappointed that there was no ND presence in the preview — nothing makes my ND-centric world happier than seeing the Dome and the “Officially Licensed Product of the University of Notre Dame” mark next to all the other NCAA and collegiate stamps of approval.

by Rich on Apr 28, 2006 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I am still waiting for them to officially add the Rover as a position in NCAA ‘08 As a Va Tech fan this means alot to how their defense works and a 4-4 doesn’t fly . If they can add 3-3-5 or 4-2-5 why not the rover defense.

by Paul on Apr 28, 2006 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

No ’rovers.. only Escalades for the Buckeyes.

Oh wait, never mind.

by Hobnail_Boot on Apr 28, 2006 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I need to change my shorts

by Stranko Montana on Apr 28, 2006 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

looks pretty damn cool. those “test” are straight from jim harrick, arent they?

by looserdude23 on Apr 28, 2006 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

the only Domer I saw in the vid was someone missing a tackle. I would assume it was Mike Richardson based on last year’s performance, but I couldn’t tell for sure.

by Andrew on Apr 28, 2006 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually — pretty sure that missed tackle was a Washington Husky.

by Joe on Apr 28, 2006 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Michigan botching a special teams play … Yeah, sounds about right. Until Zoltan the Inconcievable gets his boot on.

Not that I’m still punchy about the ‘03 Iowa game. At least this punt wasn’t out of the special option formation.

When does this come out again? There’s only so much havoc I can wreak as a giant, bemulleted former Michigan QB coaching at Tulane …

by Flop on Apr 28, 2006 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit. I have to study for the bar this summer. Now I might have to reconsider. Roll Tide

by Roll Tide on Apr 28, 2006 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Who needs the ten commandments? This game is definitely violating the “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above”

by Patrick on Apr 28, 2006 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m sure Bama will be like a B, w/ a C+ Brodieless offense. Tennessee will still be an A+ somehow

by Roll Tide on Apr 28, 2006 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Little disappointed that there was no ND presence in the preview — nothing makes my ND-centric world happier than seeing the Dome and the “Officially Licensed Product of the University of Notre Dame” mark next to all the other NCAA and collegiate stamps of approval.

And the rest of us wretch uncontrollable.

by Auburn Fan on Apr 28, 2006 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Little disappointed that there was no ND presence in the preview

I think they limited it to teams that have won a bowl game over the last decade or so.

by Tom on Apr 28, 2006 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Was this from the Xbox/Ps2 release, or the Xbox 360? I understand those are going to be 2 separate games, with the 360 version having amazing graphics, but more limited options/gameplay.

by Oda Saburo on Apr 29, 2006 1:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Time for the Rebirth of the Compton Univeristy Kings, (My Copy of 06’ is cursed with irony as my first recruit ofver 2 stars was a big white guy with red hair)

by Socraticsilence on Apr 29, 2006 3:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Man nothing was better than actually spending those useless player card things just so i could injure Brodie Croyle over and over again, in petty meaningless revenge.

by Socraticsilence on Apr 29, 2006 3:30 AM EDT reply actions  

enjoyed the preview after putting it on mute so I didn’t have to listen to “Tiger Fag” play over the top. Go ’Cocks.

by Kevin McCarrell on Apr 29, 2006 9:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I need to go get a towel.

by Sean on Apr 29, 2006 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean, Clemson uses ‘Hold That Tiger’? I thought only Memphis State used that song, copying LSU.

by Southern papa on Apr 29, 2006 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ummm… I know the Bama/Tenn clip is only up there for about half a second, but isn’t something missing there… like 9,000 seats?

by Red Tide on Apr 29, 2006 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I think just about every school with a tiger nickname/mascot uses “Tiger Rag.” Hence, a double hit of unoriginality. I’m sure there’s even a jazz professor at Princeton that plays it from the stands.

by Newspaper Hack on Apr 29, 2006 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

dont forget to bring a towel!

by bonghit on Apr 29, 2006 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, looks like they decided to not include the a-fucking-mazing additions that will be at Bryant-Denny this fall (new seats, skyboxes, badass video displays).

by Newspaper Hack on Apr 30, 2006 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Study for the bar this summer? You wussy. I’m going to look at a torts review 10 minutes before walking in while playing golf everyday and drinking every single night.

/end fantasy

Yeah, we’re screwed. I want to get NFL Head Coach, too, but the late June release date means that I’m screwed.

by tbmd96 on Apr 30, 2006 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

If xbox360 had a big enough hole, i’d…er, let’s not go there. This plus halo3 equals detrimental job performance. And that’s math that any tOSU player worth a damn can get an A on.

by Wooderson on May 1, 2006 11:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Actually…Clemson was the first to use Tiger Rag/Hold That Tiger. LSU actually copied the nickname Death Valley, as well as the Tiger Rag song.

On a seperate note…who would ever admit to being a Gamecocks fan? Nothing like a century of losing to get the rust out. When the lottery for rivals was held, we hit the jackpot. Maybe Spurrier will be the savior Lou Holtz never was….lol.

by CU_Sig on Jun 11, 2006 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

LSU copying ‘Death Valley’ from Clemson? Not hardly, my friend. It was given to us because, unlike your Death Valley, opposing teams actually LOSE games there – hence the nickname.

=)

by Cholli8 on Jun 11, 2006 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

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