CLAUSEN: A MAN WHO WILL FI-HIGHT FOR YOUR HONOR

by Orson on Apr 28, 2006 9:40 AM EDT

Sure, everyone's got their guesses on the "Separated at Birth" conundrum that is Jimmy Clausen. And while House Rock Built comes damn close, reader Miguel deserves credit for a whale of a grab from the memory banks:

Clausen:

And...

Peter Cetera, circa Karate Kid 2

Just in time to save the day/ He'll take you to his castle far away...

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he looks like a so-cal/gel in the hair/trashier version of this faggot named lance who cuts my wifes hair

by matt on Apr 28, 2006 9:49 AM EDT reply actions

Oh dear lord that is scary. Jimmy, lose the Jersey-gel, quick!

by Wooderson on Apr 28, 2006 9:54 AM EDT reply actions

He looks like Pat Morita?

ahhh, hair gel on, hair gel off…

by bitterhorn on Apr 28, 2006 9:59 AM EDT reply actions

How awesome is that? He waits until the end of the song to start-a-shakin those hips. Phenomenal hair. Phenomenal dancer. Phenomenal video.

by Y2K on Apr 28, 2006 10:01 AM EDT reply actions

There’s even a little ass-smack move around the two minute mark before the guitar solo.

by Orson Swindle on Apr 28, 2006 10:10 AM EDT reply actions

God, I swear I’m not gay, but that song just makes me want to be held by Jimmy Clausen….it’d just be so safe.

Save me from the corner blitz, Jimmy.

Is that wrong?

by NoleinTexas on Apr 28, 2006 10:19 AM EDT reply actions

Sorry if this has already been posted, but apparently there is no shortage of geeks at UF.

by nixforsix on Apr 28, 2006 10:19 AM EDT reply actions

We rule.

by Orson Swindle on Apr 28, 2006 10:34 AM EDT reply actions

My god, this has so many implications on so many levels that my brain is about to explode…must…tear eyes…away….aaaaaaargh

by italiangator on Apr 28, 2006 10:36 AM EDT reply actions

OMG…. We had a group of kids like that where I went to school… The Gamers Guild…

We were sitting in the cafeteria one day and they all walked in wearing trench coats and looking under the tables. We figured they were looking for the holy grail or something like that.. Maybe a +7 axe??

by Jeremy on Apr 28, 2006 11:10 AM EDT reply actions

Jimmy’s spiky hair attack has to be at least a +4 for damage…

by bitterhorn on Apr 28, 2006 11:25 AM EDT reply actions

We can’t get Peter Cetera’s disturbing glare out of our heads. STOP STARING AT US MULLET MAN! STOOOOOPPPPPP!!!

by Orson Swindle on Apr 28, 2006 11:26 AM EDT reply actions

I see something Mike Seaver-ishin that smile.

by Pat on Apr 28, 2006 11:40 AM EDT reply actions

1. I was looking in a legitimate work capacity for that Peter Cetera video. Working in advertising is both fun and terrifying.
2. The original xbox ad that they were aping was pretty fucking cool. I think there’s a link to it on the flashmob page.
3. If the Tennessee chapter of the flash mob tried to pull that shit, at least 10 people would get shot before the 24/7 gas, fireworks, beer crowd realized the mob was only ‘shooting’ with their fingers.
4. Anyone seen any championship jorts? Can’t seem to find ’em.

by dogtown gator (aka Miguel) on Apr 28, 2006 11:45 AM EDT reply actions

Can anyone confirm the rumor that the chick from Karate Kid had a slanted vagina?

by PSUrob on Apr 28, 2006 12:17 PM EDT reply actions

I hear Urban Meyer is a 78th level Pointer and can summon the finger of God to smite particularly tough bosses or SEC foes.

by NoleinTexas on Apr 28, 2006 12:20 PM EDT reply actions

It was dilocated in t-town last year.

by CHARLIE MURPHEY on Apr 28, 2006 12:22 PM EDT reply actions

Just dropping back by to say that I read this entry about 3 hours ago, and ever since I’ve had Peter Cetera in my head. Thanks a lot for ruining my day. I can’t get the bastard out of there.

by rebel84 on Apr 28, 2006 2:16 PM EDT reply actions

?Like a night in shining armor from a long time ago…?

by Gob Bluth on Apr 28, 2006 3:13 PM EDT reply actions

knight not night

by Gob Bluth on Apr 28, 2006 3:13 PM EDT reply actions

I keep thinking (hoping) Chris Farley is going to burst through the walls of that Dojo.

by Heismanpundit on Apr 28, 2006 3:49 PM EDT reply actions

Clausen looks like a guy who we knew in college. When he went out of town one weekend, we broke in and poured blue paint all over his room.

by rob on Apr 28, 2006 4:06 PM EDT reply actions

sorry, I knew. I don’t know anyone else on here, and I hope they don’t know me.

by rob on Apr 28, 2006 4:06 PM EDT reply actions

Wow that mob link is testament to the cult of personality that is the Pope, 100+ devotees demonstrating the power of the Meyer point and stare down. You guys didn’t really think there were replicating some x-box ad, did you?

by SpecialK on Apr 28, 2006 4:09 PM EDT reply actions

I’m still angry that this song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the weekend.

by D'Jango on Apr 28, 2006 5:02 PM EDT reply actions

if there is an uglier bunch of siblings in this world than the Clausen brothers, I don’t want to know about them

by dcoy on Apr 28, 2006 5:26 PM EDT reply actions

For your viewing pleasure, I give you Top Clausen.

by ACB on Apr 28, 2006 11:24 PM EDT reply actions

I thought he looked like Sting in the early 80’s

by rebinhawaii on Apr 28, 2006 11:42 PM EDT reply actions

GOT PETER CITERA STUCK IN YOUR HEAD?

I guarantee this link will fix that.

The cure, however, may be worse than the disease. However, getting rid of this one gets easier with practice.

by beattherush on Apr 29, 2006 9:38 AM EDT reply actions

I’m not sure if this has been mentioned yet or not, but it is as if this kid is from the right coast instead of left. If he is not a New Jersey Guido , I don’t know what is.

http://njguido.ytmnd.com/

by Martinis at 8 on May 1, 2006 10:46 AM EDT reply actions