CLAUSEN: A MAN WHO WILL FI-HIGHT FOR YOUR HONOR
Sure, everyone’s got their guesses on the “Separated at Birth” conundrum that is Jimmy Clausen. And while House Rock Built comes damn close, reader Miguel deserves credit for a whale of a grab from the memory banks:
Clausen:

And…
Peter Cetera, circa Karate Kid 2
Just in time to save the day/ He’ll take you to his castle far away…









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matt says:
he looks like a so-cal/gel in the hair/trashier version of this faggot named lance who cuts my wifes hair
April 28th, 2006 at 9:49 am
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Wooderson says:
Oh dear lord that is scary. Jimmy, lose the Jersey-gel, quick!
April 28th, 2006 at 9:54 am
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bitterhorn says:
He looks like Pat Morita?
ahhh, hair gel on, hair gel off…
April 28th, 2006 at 9:59 am
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Y2K says:
How awesome is that? He waits until the end of the song to start-a-shakin those hips. Phenomenal hair. Phenomenal dancer. Phenomenal video.
April 28th, 2006 at 10:01 am
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Orson Swindle says:
There’s even a little ass-smack move around the two minute mark before the guitar solo.
April 28th, 2006 at 10:10 am
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NoleinTexas says:
God, I swear I’m not gay, but that song just makes me want to be held by Jimmy Clausen….it’d just be so safe.
Save me from the corner blitz, Jimmy.
Is that wrong?
April 28th, 2006 at 10:19 am
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nixforsix says:
Sorry if this has already been posted, but apparently there is no shortage of geeks at UF.
April 28th, 2006 at 10:19 am
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Orson Swindle says:
We rule.
April 28th, 2006 at 10:34 am
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italiangator says:
My god, this has so many implications on so many levels that my brain is about to explode…must…tear eyes…away….aaaaaaargh
April 28th, 2006 at 10:36 am
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Jeremy says:
OMG…. We had a group of kids like that where I went to school… The Gamers Guild…
We were sitting in the cafeteria one day and they all walked in wearing trench coats and looking under the tables. We figured they were looking for the holy grail or something like that.. Maybe a +7 axe??
April 28th, 2006 at 11:10 am
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bitterhorn says:
Jimmy’s spiky hair attack has to be at least a +4 for damage…
April 28th, 2006 at 11:25 am
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Orson Swindle says:
We can’t get Peter Cetera’s disturbing glare out of our heads. STOP STARING AT US MULLET MAN! STOOOOOPPPPPP!!!
April 28th, 2006 at 11:26 am
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Pat says:
I see something Mike Seaver-ishin that smile.
April 28th, 2006 at 11:40 am
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dogtown gator (aka Miguel) says:
1. I was looking in a legitimate work capacity for that Peter Cetera video. Working in advertising is both fun and terrifying.
2. The original xbox ad that they were aping was pretty fucking cool. I think there’s a link to it on the flashmob page.
3. If the Tennessee chapter of the flash mob tried to pull that shit, at least 10 people would get shot before the 24/7 gas, fireworks, beer crowd realized the mob was only ’shooting’ with their fingers.
4. Anyone seen any championship jorts? Can’t seem to find ‘em.
April 28th, 2006 at 11:45 am
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PSUrob says:
Can anyone confirm the rumor that the chick from Karate Kid had a slanted vagina?
April 28th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
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NoleinTexas says:
I hear Urban Meyer is a 78th level Pointer and can summon the finger of God to smite particularly tough bosses or SEC foes.
April 28th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
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CHARLIE MURPHEY says:
It was dilocated in t-town last year.
April 28th, 2006 at 12:22 pm
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rebel84 says:
Just dropping back by to say that I read this entry about 3 hours ago, and ever since I’ve had Peter Cetera in my head. Thanks a lot for ruining my day. I can’t get the bastard out of there.
April 28th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
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Gob Bluth says:
?Like a night in shining armor from a long time ago…?
April 28th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
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Gob Bluth says:
knight not night
April 28th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
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Heismanpundit says:
I keep thinking (hoping) Chris Farley is going to burst through the walls of that Dojo.
April 28th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
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rob says:
Clausen looks like a guy who we knew in college. When he went out of town one weekend, we broke in and poured blue paint all over his room.
April 28th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
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rob says:
sorry, I knew. I don’t know anyone else on here, and I hope they don’t know me.
April 28th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
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SpecialK says:
Wow that mob link is testament to the cult of personality that is the Pope, 100+ devotees demonstrating the power of the Meyer point and stare down. You guys didn’t really think there were replicating some x-box ad, did you?
April 28th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
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D'Jango says:
I’m still angry that this song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the weekend.
April 28th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
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dcoy says:
if there is an uglier bunch of siblings in this world than the Clausen brothers, I don’t want to know about them
April 28th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
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ACB says:
For your viewing pleasure, I give you Top Clausen.
April 28th, 2006 at 11:24 pm
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rebinhawaii says:
I thought he looked like Sting in the early 80’s
April 28th, 2006 at 11:42 pm
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beattherush says:
GOT PETER CITERA STUCK IN YOUR HEAD?
I guarantee this link will fix that.
The cure, however, may be worse than the disease. However, getting rid of this one gets easier with practice.
April 29th, 2006 at 9:38 am
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Martinis at 8 says:
I’m not sure if this has been mentioned yet or not, but it is as if this kid is from the right coast instead of left. If he is not a New Jersey Guido , I don’t know what is.
http://njguido.ytmnd.com/
May 1st, 2006 at 10:46 am
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taylor guidry says:
jimmy clausen is the fuckin man if you get this i want to know some stuff AIM- PCPLAYA5347
October 5th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
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school buddy says:
damn i went to elemtry school wit that foo
his dad held him back a year to play football after that
he was an asshole towards the end of the year
but he somewhat deserves it cause hes bred to play football
December 16th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
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brady quinn says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he will be the gayest quarterback at Notre Dame not me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 7th, 2007 at 7:52 pm