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YET ANOTHER FULMER CUP UPDATE: HERDISTANIFICATION.

Give it to Marshall--champions win games when they're on the line. And despite being miles down in the Fulmer Cup standings to the Insane Clown Posse that is the Delaware Blue Hens (hard to beat home invasion/armed robbery/steroids combo,) Marshall keeps plugging along with their three yards and a cloud of misdemeanors strategy of winning the Fulmer Cup. In this case, the offending player is senior defensive lineman Adrian Davis, and thanks to our crack sources the news steams so fresh from the wire that we don't even have a clue what he was actually arrested for. Though points are pending, we know this much for sure: after a hyperactive week in the scoring, the Fulmer Cup scoreboard needs an update like baddddd. (HT: Devil Grad)

And that's before factoring in whether any USC Trojans were the "20-stone men" from a certain USC fan's posse flipping around bobbies "like pillows" in Heathrow yesterday.

"This is how it goes down in LA."

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Davis can just take to to the next level a la “New Mexico.” He has already been drafted by the CFL.

http://wvgazette.com/section/Sports/2006042228

by DevilGrad on Apr 27, 2006 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Whatever happened to the Mississippi State crew that beat up the off-duty police officer? At the time, it sounded like the ne plus ultra of the ’06 Fulmer Cup race…

by Kahuna on Apr 27, 2006 11:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Classic work there!

by lol on Apr 27, 2006 11:43 AM EDT reply actions  

What?!? No mention thus far this morning of Mark “Dirty” Sanchez and his $200,000 bond on charges of sexual assault? You guys are really starting to slip in the off-season. Time to run some 110’s at 5:30 a.m. That how we do it in South Bend.

by Cherith Cutestory on Apr 27, 2006 11:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Really, MSU should be #1 in the Fulmer cup. 6 players arrested and charged with felony.

We need an updated scoreboard.

by NewAZTiger on Apr 27, 2006 11:46 AM EDT reply actions  

“This is how it goes down in LA” sounds like justification for a tactical nuke strike.

by bitterhorn on Apr 27, 2006 11:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Re #4: Looks like you were just getting in from the bars at 5:30 AM.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1989

by DevilGrad on Apr 27, 2006 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

You know, I was about 10 feet to the left of that guy in the picture — cheapest graduation party ever!

As for the Heathrow mayhem, there’s no way Maualuga weighs 280, so I think we’re in the clear there.

by DC Trojan on Apr 27, 2006 12:06 PM EDT reply actions  

What kind of name is:

“Cherith Cutestory” from South Bend?

(I hope it is a chick.)

by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me on Apr 27, 2006 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Cherith, I have to say the SKLM needs a couple sessions with Tobias Funke, perhaps as the first client in his new, shall we say, “profession”?

by Wooderson on Apr 27, 2006 12:40 PM EDT reply actions  

OK I updated it, sorry I forget that I have actual responsibilities sometimes.

Miss St gets 18? Higher or lower? 6 players X 3 points for beating up a cop? I don;t know the Fulmer Cup scoreboard Handboook doesn’t cover this one. He was off duty man…give the kids…a break…

I’m not a lawyer, so for Dirty Sanchez, does Rape > Sexual Assualt? Or is it the same thing? I only gave him 3 instead of 4 for that. Kansas State had two nickel and dime things to add up to 3. And we’ll see how high Marshall will climb.

by BIGMIKE on Apr 27, 2006 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Arrested for “affray”? Man, I loves me some Queen’s English.

by PeteJayhawk on Apr 27, 2006 12:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooderson:

Call me naive, but, I guess I am not familiar with your underworld, limp wristed Notre Dame crowd.

Like you, he/she, sounds as dumb as a rock.

by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me on Apr 27, 2006 12:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Limp-wristed? Methinks Stacey doth protest too much. Douche chill…

by Phil K. on Apr 27, 2006 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

SKLM, you’ve proven yourself to have the IQ of a pet rock. As well as no appreciation for decent entertainment.

But then everyone here already knew that.

by Wooderson on Apr 27, 2006 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

The scoreboard notation “pending felony” made me cackle like a hyena. Nice work!

by DevilGrad on Apr 27, 2006 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Great job, Mike. Good to see the SEC back where it belongs.

by Orson Swindle on Apr 27, 2006 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

florida has a statute for affray as well. also, in the entertainment laws, a stripper may not show his/her “anal cleft,” which is awesome.

by adam on Apr 27, 2006 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone else think that KSU’s logo on the scoreboard page looks a little bit like the Thundercats’ logo?

by Wooderson on Apr 27, 2006 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HO-ooohhhh!!! [/lion-o]

by Orson Swindle on Apr 27, 2006 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

florida has a statute for affray as well. also, in the entertainment laws, a stripper may not show his/her “anal cleft,” which is awesome.

Does that also apply to plumbers? If not, it seems like an Equal Protection issue — gender discrimination.

by DevilGrad on Apr 27, 2006 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

DevilGrad, I think it’s the difference between displaying the anal cleft for pay as opposed to a no-cost extra. There’s got to be a business opportunity here for Florida strippers who are good with their hands / pipes / [insert your own bad pun or double entendre].

by DC Trojan on Apr 27, 2006 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooderson and Phil K.:

Sticks and stones may break me bones, but words will never hurt me…

I out-pueriled you both!

by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me on Apr 27, 2006 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

“No-cost extra—” Remind us to use that phrase more often in reference to things like plumber’s crack, Lou Holtz getting your program on probation, and Mark May’s goatee.

by Orson Swindle on Apr 27, 2006 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

i read that as “flipping around boobies” the first time through, and was both confused and curious.

by NDTom on Apr 27, 2006 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

In reviewing the current FulmerCup Race there appears to be a small omission from my Hawkeyes.

Corey Robertson

by twinshawk on Apr 27, 2006 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Tennessee has 0 points!

If we end the year that way, and we will, are you gonna change the damn name from Fulmer Cup?

by Volunteer Tom on Apr 27, 2006 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

What of the Conference That Can’t Count? Wisconsin and Purdue stake us 19 points, and then in one fell swoop MSU gives the SEC a commanding lead with 29 points? And Tennessee and Alabama haven’t even contributed yet!

Where is Ohio State? Where is Minnesota? Where is Iowa?

by Sean on Apr 27, 2006 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

You Big-10 boys are gonna lose this one, conference wise. We’ve still got UT and UGA holding out the big guns.

Face it, even in the Fulmer Cup you guys play thick-ankled.

;)

by NewAZTiger on Apr 27, 2006 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

NewAZTiger

Why can’t The Conference That Can’t Count win the Fulmer Cup?

+ We have legions of beer guzzling students!
+ We have campuses out in corn fields with nothing else to do!
+ We have couches to burn!

Perhaps the Southern schools have an advantage: By drinking the hard stuff instead of beer, they aren’t as distracted by having to go to the bathroom. Also, you aren’t distracted by trying to find your coats in January before pummeling students outside bars.

by Sean on Apr 28, 2006 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Wisconsin wants F-Cup points!

Only in Wisky would a drunk football player on a scooter run into another car whose driver is also drunk.

by C. Coleman on Apr 28, 2006 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

To which I say: On Wisconsin!!

Come on Orson, give the Big Ten its due! Iowa, OSU and Wisconsin all have given some single pointers at the very least.

by Sean on Apr 28, 2006 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

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