YET ANOTHER FULMER CUP UPDATE: HERDISTANIFICATION.

Davis can just take to to the next level a la “New Mexico.” He has already been drafted by the CFL.

http://wvgazette.com/section/Sports/2006042228

Whatever happened to the Mississippi State crew that beat up the off-duty police officer? At the time, it sounded like the ne plus ultra of the ’06 Fulmer Cup race…

Classic work there!

What?!? No mention thus far this morning of Mark “Dirty” Sanchez and his $200,000 bond on charges of sexual assault? You guys are really starting to slip in the off-season. Time to run some 110’s at 5:30 a.m. That how we do it in South Bend.

Really, MSU should be #1 in the Fulmer cup. 6 players arrested and charged with felony.

We need an updated scoreboard.

“This is how it goes down in LA” sounds like justification for a tactical nuke strike.

Re #4: Looks like you were just getting in from the bars at 5:30 AM.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1989

You know, I was about 10 feet to the left of that guy in the picture — cheapest graduation party ever!

As for the Heathrow mayhem, there’s no way Maualuga weighs 280, so I think we’re in the clear there.

What kind of name is:

“Cherith Cutestory” from South Bend?

(I hope it is a chick.)

Cherith, I have to say the SKLM needs a couple sessions with Tobias Funke, perhaps as the first client in his new, shall we say, “profession”?

OK I updated it, sorry I forget that I have actual responsibilities sometimes.

Miss St gets 18? Higher or lower? 6 players X 3 points for beating up a cop? I don;t know the Fulmer Cup scoreboard Handboook doesn’t cover this one. He was off duty man…give the kids…a break…

I’m not a lawyer, so for Dirty Sanchez, does Rape > Sexual Assualt? Or is it the same thing? I only gave him 3 instead of 4 for that. Kansas State had two nickel and dime things to add up to 3. And we’ll see how high Marshall will climb.

Arrested for “affray”? Man, I loves me some Queen’s English.

Wooderson:

Call me naive, but, I guess I am not familiar with your underworld, limp wristed Notre Dame crowd.

Like you, he/she, sounds as dumb as a rock.

Limp-wristed? Methinks Stacey doth protest too much. Douche chill…

SKLM, you’ve proven yourself to have the IQ of a pet rock. As well as no appreciation for decent entertainment.

But then everyone here already knew that.

The scoreboard notation “pending felony” made me cackle like a hyena. Nice work!

Great job, Mike. Good to see the SEC back where it belongs.

florida has a statute for affray as well. also, in the entertainment laws, a stripper may not show his/her “anal cleft,” which is awesome.

Does anyone else think that KSU’s logo on the scoreboard page looks a little bit like the Thundercats’ logo?

HO-ooohhhh!!! [/lion-o]

florida has a statute for affray as well. also, in the entertainment laws, a stripper may not show his/her “anal cleft,” which is awesome.

Does that also apply to plumbers? If not, it seems like an Equal Protection issue — gender discrimination.

DevilGrad, I think it’s the difference between displaying the anal cleft for pay as opposed to a no-cost extra. There’s got to be a business opportunity here for Florida strippers who are good with their hands / pipes / [insert your own bad pun or double entendre].

Wooderson and Phil K.:

Sticks and stones may break me bones, but words will never hurt me…

I out-pueriled you both!

“No-cost extra—” Remind us to use that phrase more often in reference to things like plumber’s crack, Lou Holtz getting your program on probation, and Mark May’s goatee.

i read that as “flipping around boobies” the first time through, and was both confused and curious.

In reviewing the current FulmerCup Race there appears to be a small omission from my Hawkeyes.

Corey Robertson

Tennessee has 0 points!

If we end the year that way, and we will, are you gonna change the damn name from Fulmer Cup?

What of the Conference That Can’t Count? Wisconsin and Purdue stake us 19 points, and then in one fell swoop MSU gives the SEC a commanding lead with 29 points? And Tennessee and Alabama haven’t even contributed yet!

Where is Ohio State? Where is Minnesota? Where is Iowa?

You Big-10 boys are gonna lose this one, conference wise. We’ve still got UT and UGA holding out the big guns.

Face it, even in the Fulmer Cup you guys play thick-ankled.

;)

NewAZTiger

Why can’t The Conference That Can’t Count win the Fulmer Cup?

+ We have legions of beer guzzling students!
+ We have campuses out in corn fields with nothing else to do!
+ We have couches to burn!

Perhaps the Southern schools have an advantage: By drinking the hard stuff instead of beer, they aren’t as distracted by having to go to the bathroom. Also, you aren’t distracted by trying to find your coats in January before pummeling students outside bars.

Wisconsin wants F-Cup points!

Only in Wisky would a drunk football player on a scooter run into another car whose driver is also drunk.

To which I say: On Wisconsin!!

Come on Orson, give the Big Ten its due! Iowa, OSU and Wisconsin all have given some single pointers at the very least.