BURNT ORANGE NATION: PHOTO HEAVEN
We can only steal an nth of the nutritious embarrassing photo work unearthed by the internet warriors over at Burnt Orange Nation, so you’ll have to click over for the unearthly embarrassment of the photo of alleged sexual assaulter Mark “Dirty” Sanchez they’ve got their hands on today. But they do have a post on the potential Texas/Arkansas Southwestern Conference rematch game and its impending scheduling, which they seem to be looking forward to just for potential sideline material like this:

Hogs wild for Moore/Goode/Dick. Johnson unavailable for comment.









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Peter Bean says:
In your infinite humility, you forgot to mention that there’s also a spankin’ preview of the Florida Gators. A must read, really.
http://www.burntorangenation.com/story/2006/4/25/205214/648
We appreciate you taking the time.
April 27th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Moronic drivel compared to the rest of the site, Peter. Where did you find those degenerates–Tallahassee?
April 27th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
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Peter Bean says:
We caught them in an airport broom closet watching old Danny Wuerfel vids. We promised not to tell if they promised to share a few words with us.
April 27th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Thanks for not blowing our cover. It’s nice in there.
April 27th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
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thechuck_2112 says:
That’s up there with the old Marshall cokehead picture.
http://tinyurl.com/qx9tz
April 27th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
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rebel84 says:
What happened to Cockmaster?
April 27th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
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Mike says:
In a gesture of total self promotion, I had the same pic BON has but earlier in the day (courtesy of the same source), plus on my blog is some great news for most about a new kind of Fartless Beans coming out of South America. (tennvolchamp.blogspot.com)
April 27th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
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Ahab says:
You’re predicting we lose to South Carolina in the Swamp? Come on now!
April 27th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
We believe in God, Ahab–a cruel one, that is.
April 27th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
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motolove says:
just an FYI, but there was never a Southwestern Conference.
It was the Southwest Conference.
April 27th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Horrid error on our part, and corrected. Thanks.
April 27th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
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RedTide says:
Hey Orson,
Completely unrelated, but I don’t know how to get ahold of you otherwise… I’ve got a sample of the new Florida baseball jersey (and I obviously have no use for it). You want it? It has no buttons, but it’s free.
April 27th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
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d3footballstillcounts says:
Now, generally I’m not one to quibble when it coems to knocking SC (as I’m both drunk and Cal fan) but that picture looks suspiciously photoshopped to me. Anyone with anysort of tech background able t confirm it’s legitimacy?
April 28th, 2006 at 7:19 am
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CHARLIE MURPHEY says:
Met Urban Wednesday night nice guy he was in Lakeland for a Gator gathering. Now I don’t know how he expects his players to be on time when he was a hour late and I hear he was a hour late last year for this same event. I wouldn’t normally attend such a circle jerk but there were ribs and beer and I can’t pass on that combination.
By the way I don’t know if anyone has posted this or not but it’s ole Beano knows his shit.
http://insider.espn.go.com/ncf/insider/columns/story?columnist=cook_beano&id=2420977
April 28th, 2006 at 7:49 am
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boifromtroy says:
Well since they stole that photo, you should feel free to borrow it too!
April 28th, 2006 at 10:42 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Absolutely. Steal away–we’ve got bandwidth to spare.
April 28th, 2006 at 10:45 am
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FatCharlie4Pope says:
SC’s starting backfield next year could very well be (John David) Booty, (Brandon) Hancock, and freshman RB (Stafon) Johnson. We’ll show them Hogs!
May 1st, 2006 at 6:49 pm
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Tip Drill says:
#65 on the Razorback roster is Demarcus Love which would make the photo even funnier.
October 4th, 2006 at 3:23 pm