BURNT ORANGE NATION: PHOTO HEAVEN
We can only steal an nth of the nutritious embarrassing photo work unearthed by the internet warriors over at Burnt Orange Nation, so you’ll have to click over for the unearthly embarrassment of the photo of alleged sexual assaulter Mark “Dirty” Sanchez they’ve got their hands on today. But they do have a post on the potential Texas/Arkansas Southwestern Conference rematch game and its impending scheduling, which they seem to be looking forward to just for potential sideline material like this:

Hogs wild for Moore/Goode/Dick. Johnson unavailable for comment.












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In your infinite humility, you forgot to mention that there’s also a spankin’ preview of the Florida Gators. A must read, really.
http://www.burntorangenation.com/story/2006/4/25/205214/648
We appreciate you taking the time.
Comment by Peter Bean — April 27, 2006 @ 1:42 pm
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Moronic drivel compared to the rest of the site, Peter. Where did you find those degenerates–Tallahassee?
Comment by Orson Swindle — April 27, 2006 @ 1:45 pm
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We caught them in an airport broom closet watching old Danny Wuerfel vids. We promised not to tell if they promised to share a few words with us.
Comment by Peter Bean — April 27, 2006 @ 1:58 pm
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Thanks for not blowing our cover. It’s nice in there.
Comment by Orson Swindle — April 27, 2006 @ 2:00 pm
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That’s up there with the old Marshall cokehead picture.
http://tinyurl.com/qx9tz
Comment by thechuck_2112 — April 27, 2006 @ 2:03 pm
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What happened to Cockmaster?
Comment by rebel84 — April 27, 2006 @ 2:28 pm
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In a gesture of total self promotion, I had the same pic BON has but earlier in the day (courtesy of the same source), plus on my blog is some great news for most about a new kind of Fartless Beans coming out of South America. (tennvolchamp.blogspot.com)
Comment by Mike — April 27, 2006 @ 2:29 pm
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You’re predicting we lose to South Carolina in the Swamp? Come on now!
Comment by Ahab — April 27, 2006 @ 2:48 pm
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We believe in God, Ahab–a cruel one, that is.
Comment by Orson Swindle — April 27, 2006 @ 2:49 pm
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just an FYI, but there was never a Southwestern Conference.
It was the Southwest Conference.
Comment by motolove — April 27, 2006 @ 5:19 pm
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Horrid error on our part, and corrected. Thanks.
Comment by Orson Swindle — April 27, 2006 @ 5:24 pm
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Hey Orson,
Completely unrelated, but I don’t know how to get ahold of you otherwise… I’ve got a sample of the new Florida baseball jersey (and I obviously have no use for it). You want it? It has no buttons, but it’s free.
Comment by RedTide — April 27, 2006 @ 8:34 pm
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Now, generally I’m not one to quibble when it coems to knocking SC (as I’m both drunk and Cal fan) but that picture looks suspiciously photoshopped to me. Anyone with anysort of tech background able t confirm it’s legitimacy?
Comment by d3footballstillcounts — April 28, 2006 @ 7:19 am
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Met Urban Wednesday night nice guy he was in Lakeland for a Gator gathering. Now I don’t know how he expects his players to be on time when he was a hour late and I hear he was a hour late last year for this same event. I wouldn’t normally attend such a circle jerk but there were ribs and beer and I can’t pass on that combination.
By the way I don’t know if anyone has posted this or not but it’s ole Beano knows his shit.
http://insider.espn.go.com/ncf/insider/columns/story?columnist=cook_beano&id=2420977
Comment by CHARLIE MURPHEY — April 28, 2006 @ 7:49 am
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Well since they stole that photo, you should feel free to borrow it too!
Comment by boifromtroy — April 28, 2006 @ 10:42 am
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Absolutely. Steal away–we’ve got bandwidth to spare.
Comment by Orson Swindle — April 28, 2006 @ 10:45 am
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SC’s starting backfield next year could very well be (John David) Booty, (Brandon) Hancock, and freshman RB (Stafon) Johnson. We’ll show them Hogs!
Comment by FatCharlie4Pope — May 1, 2006 @ 6:49 pm
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#65 on the Razorback roster is Demarcus Love which would make the photo even funnier.
Comment by Tip Drill — October 4, 2006 @ 3:23 pm