BURNT ORANGE NATION: PHOTO HEAVEN

by Orson on Apr 27, 2006 1:35 PM EDT

We can only steal an nth of the nutritious embarrassing photo work unearthed by the internet warriors over at Burnt Orange Nation, so you'll have to click over for the unearthly embarrassment of the photo of alleged sexual assaulter Mark "Dirty" Sanchez they've got their hands on today. But they do have a post on the potential Texas/Arkansas Southwestern Conference rematch game and its impending scheduling, which they seem to be looking forward to just for potential sideline material like this:

Hogs wild for Moore/Goode/Dick. Johnson unavailable for comment.

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In your infinite humility, you forgot to mention that there’s also a spankin’ preview of the Florida Gators. A must read, really.

http://www.burntorangenation.com/story/2006/4/25/205214/648

We appreciate you taking the time.

by Peter Bean on Apr 27, 2006 1:42 PM EDT reply actions

Moronic drivel compared to the rest of the site, Peter. Where did you find those degenerates—Tallahassee?

by Orson Swindle on Apr 27, 2006 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

We caught them in an airport broom closet watching old Danny Wuerfel vids. We promised not to tell if they promised to share a few words with us.

by Peter Bean on Apr 27, 2006 1:58 PM EDT reply actions

Thanks for not blowing our cover. It’s nice in there.

by Orson Swindle on Apr 27, 2006 2:00 PM EDT reply actions

That’s up there with the old Marshall cokehead picture.

http://tinyurl.com/qx9tz

by thechuck_2112 on Apr 27, 2006 2:03 PM EDT reply actions

What happened to Cockmaster?

by rebel84 on Apr 27, 2006 2:28 PM EDT reply actions

In a gesture of total self promotion, I had the same pic BON has but earlier in the day (courtesy of the same source), plus on my blog is some great news for most about a new kind of Fartless Beans coming out of South America. (tennvolchamp.blogspot.com)

by Mike on Apr 27, 2006 2:29 PM EDT reply actions

You’re predicting we lose to South Carolina in the Swamp? Come on now!

by Ahab on Apr 27, 2006 2:48 PM EDT reply actions

We believe in God, Ahab—a cruel one, that is.

by Orson Swindle on Apr 27, 2006 2:49 PM EDT reply actions

just an FYI, but there was never a Southwestern Conference.

It was the Southwest Conference.

by motolove on Apr 27, 2006 5:19 PM EDT reply actions

Horrid error on our part, and corrected. Thanks.

by Orson Swindle on Apr 27, 2006 5:24 PM EDT reply actions

Hey Orson,

Completely unrelated, but I don’t know how to get ahold of you otherwise… I’ve got a sample of the new Florida baseball jersey (and I obviously have no use for it). You want it? It has no buttons, but it’s free.

by RedTide on Apr 27, 2006 8:34 PM EDT reply actions

Now, generally I’m not one to quibble when it coems to knocking SC (as I’m both drunk and Cal fan) but that picture looks suspiciously photoshopped to me. Anyone with anysort of tech background able t confirm it’s legitimacy?

by d3footballstillcounts on Apr 28, 2006 7:19 AM EDT reply actions

Met Urban Wednesday night nice guy he was in Lakeland for a Gator gathering. Now I don’t know how he expects his players to be on time when he was a hour late and I hear he was a hour late last year for this same event. I wouldn’t normally attend such a circle jerk but there were ribs and beer and I can’t pass on that combination.

By the way I don’t know if anyone has posted this or not but it’s ole Beano knows his shit.
http://insider.espn.go.com/ncf/insider/columns/story?columnist=cook_beano&id=2420977

by CHARLIE MURPHEY on Apr 28, 2006 7:49 AM EDT reply actions