FULMER CUP POINTS FOR KANSAS STATE
Kansas State linebacker Ross Diehl was pulled over for failing to obey a signal. Unfortunately for Diehl, he had an outstanding warrant for punching a fellow KSU student in February. Said unfortunate student, according to his attorney, had surgery to repair a broken nose and orbital bone and is seeing a neurologist because he has no feeling in either area. He and the attorney are monitoring the criminal case… and probably Diehl’s potential draft status.

Unlike the warrant at issue in Diehl’s case, this illustrative Warrant was not outstanding.












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I am fully assimilated into EDSBS-dom. As I read this piece, as soon as I saw the word “warrant,” I looked down the screen and thought, “that must be a photo of that wretched hair-metal band named Warrant.” And it was.
I know not whether to laud me or chide me.
Comment by Oren Incandenza — April 26, 2006 @ 10:53 am
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Man, I thought you were going to feature Kansas. How about a Kansas-Warrant reunion tour???
Comment by NewAZTiger — April 26, 2006 @ 10:58 am
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I actually went to a warrant concert. Ughhhhh!
Rope - CHECK
Anyone know if a shower head can handle 200 lbs of weight pulling down on it?
Comment by Rome — April 26, 2006 @ 11:07 am
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Not feeling so bad about hearing Cherry Pie in my head while reading the headline now. Thanks guys.
Comment by bitterhorn — April 26, 2006 @ 11:18 am
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you should aways feel bad about hearing Cherry Pie in your head. And deeply ashamed. Then you should go to a doctor, because Cherry Pie probably gave you a brain tumor.
Comment by Billy — April 26, 2006 @ 11:20 am
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If you listen carefull, Warrant can often still be heard blasting out of Trans Ams many Summer nights in Manhattan, KS.
Comment by PeteJayhawk — April 26, 2006 @ 11:35 am
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It is quite possible that “Cherry Pie” is the worst song in history. Well, other than the Calgary Flames’ “Red Hot” traveshamockery.
Comment by Russ — April 26, 2006 @ 11:46 am
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What I don’t get is how a warrant has been outstanding since February. Didn’t they know where to find him all this time? Perhaps in class? (Or perhaps not).
Comment by Case — April 26, 2006 @ 11:50 am
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Manhattan, KS area cops have been too busy setting up sobriety checkpoints since Huggins’ arrival to prosecute outstanding warrants.
The basketball “Fulmer Cup” would clearly be the “Huggins Plaque”.
Comment by Russ — April 26, 2006 @ 11:58 am
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I don’t know, I could see the basketball variety being called the “Tarkanian Trophy”.
Comment by Kahuna — April 26, 2006 @ 2:08 pm
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Let’s call it The Wimpie. The man slapped his secretary. If that’s not going the extra mile to make basketball actually interesting biting on a towel and a little DUIing won’t get it done.
Comment by Kenny — April 26, 2006 @ 2:43 pm
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Maybe it has something to do with that Jersey/Zubaz thing, but Warrant (or at least their lead singer and some back up shlubs) played Rutgers about a year ago, and I swear to God it was the best show I’ve ever been to. Mayhaps I was born a decade too late, but at least in the right state if that’s the case.
Comment by KevinFromNB — April 26, 2006 @ 7:22 pm
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Speaking of the Fulmer cup, Dirty Sanchez is arrested for suspcion of sexual assault.
For the record, Uncle Tom’s Cabin kicks ass.
Comment by Nick — April 26, 2006 @ 9:51 pm
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USC is definitely trying to win the fulmer cup with little of the controversy surrounding their MNCs. To wit:
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5544988
I think the fact that moustache wednesday is a girl with something vaguely “dirty” on her upper lip is a sign. Imagine trying to explain that kind of assault…ummm he just kind of well you know…wiped it on my lip.
Comment by RowdyRoddyPiper — April 26, 2006 @ 11:06 pm
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The most distressing quote of the Sanchez article above is:
“The university takes charges of sexual assault seriously,” Michael Jackson, USC vice president of student affairs, said in a statement.
Michael Jackson is in charge of Trojan sexual assault accusations? Did this happen at Neverland?
Comment by Quixotehan — April 27, 2006 @ 12:44 am