FULMER CUP POINTS FOR KANSAS STATE

by Stranko on Apr 26, 2006 10:26 AM EDT

Kansas State linebacker Ross Diehl was pulled over for failing to obey a signal. Unfortunately for Diehl, he had an outstanding warrant for punching a fellow KSU student in February. Said unfortunate student, according to his attorney, had surgery to repair a broken nose and orbital bone and is seeing a neurologist because he has no feeling in either area. He and the attorney are monitoring the criminal case... and probably Diehl's potential draft status.

Unlike the warrant at issue in Diehl's case, this illustrative Warrant was not outstanding.

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I am fully assimilated into EDSBS-dom. As I read this piece, as soon as I saw the word “warrant,” I looked down the screen and thought, “that must be a photo of that wretched hair-metal band named Warrant.” And it was.

I know not whether to laud me or chide me.

by Oren Incandenza on Apr 26, 2006 10:53 AM EDT reply actions

Man, I thought you were going to feature Kansas. How about a Kansas-Warrant reunion tour???

by NewAZTiger on Apr 26, 2006 10:58 AM EDT reply actions

I actually went to a warrant concert. Ughhhhh!

Rope – CHECK

Anyone know if a shower head can handle 200 lbs of weight pulling down on it?

by Rome on Apr 26, 2006 11:07 AM EDT reply actions

Not feeling so bad about hearing Cherry Pie in my head while reading the headline now. Thanks guys.

by bitterhorn on Apr 26, 2006 11:18 AM EDT reply actions

you should aways feel bad about hearing Cherry Pie in your head. And deeply ashamed. Then you should go to a doctor, because Cherry Pie probably gave you a brain tumor.

by Billy on Apr 26, 2006 11:20 AM EDT reply actions

If you listen carefull, Warrant can often still be heard blasting out of Trans Ams many Summer nights in Manhattan, KS.

by PeteJayhawk on Apr 26, 2006 11:35 AM EDT reply actions

It is quite possible that “Cherry Pie” is the worst song in history. Well, other than the Calgary Flames’ “Red Hot” traveshamockery.

by Russ on Apr 26, 2006 11:46 AM EDT reply actions

What I don’t get is how a warrant has been outstanding since February. Didn’t they know where to find him all this time? Perhaps in class? (Or perhaps not).

by Case on Apr 26, 2006 11:50 AM EDT reply actions

Manhattan, KS area cops have been too busy setting up sobriety checkpoints since Huggins’ arrival to prosecute outstanding warrants.

The basketball “Fulmer Cup” would clearly be the “Huggins Plaque”.

by Russ on Apr 26, 2006 11:58 AM EDT reply actions

I don’t know, I could see the basketball variety being called the “Tarkanian Trophy”.

by Kahuna on Apr 26, 2006 2:08 PM EDT reply actions

Let’s call it The Wimpie. The man slapped his secretary. If that’s not going the extra mile to make basketball actually interesting biting on a towel and a little DUIing won’t get it done.

by Kenny on Apr 26, 2006 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

Maybe it has something to do with that Jersey/Zubaz thing, but Warrant (or at least their lead singer and some back up shlubs) played Rutgers about a year ago, and I swear to God it was the best show I’ve ever been to. Mayhaps I was born a decade too late, but at least in the right state if that’s the case.

by KevinFromNB on Apr 26, 2006 7:22 PM EDT reply actions

Speaking of the Fulmer cup, Dirty Sanchez is arrested for suspcion of sexual assault.

For the record, Uncle Tom’s Cabin kicks ass.

by Nick on Apr 26, 2006 9:51 PM EDT reply actions

USC is definitely trying to win the fulmer cup with little of the controversy surrounding their MNCs. To wit:

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5544988

I think the fact that moustache wednesday is a girl with something vaguely “dirty” on her upper lip is a sign. Imagine trying to explain that kind of assault…ummm he just kind of well you know…wiped it on my lip.

by RowdyRoddyPiper on Apr 26, 2006 11:06 PM EDT reply actions