This guy might develop into one heck of a quarterback under the guidance of the new evil genius, but come on, lose the rings. We’ve seen your brothers go through 4 years of college and they both ended up being practically bald, so you might not want to become so identified by a crazy Beckhamesque haircut too.
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Doug says:
I smell a caption contest! Here’s my entry:
“I know the breakup with Jessica hit you hard, but for God’s sake, Nick, that’s no reason to go around sticking your tongue in electric sockets.”
Or, alternately:
“Jimmy Clausen, starting QB, Notre Dame, 07-09; third-string QB, Oakland Raiders, 10; third-string QB, San Francisco 49ers, 11; graduate assistant, Louisiana Tech, 12-13; TEs coach, Louisiana Tech, 14; sales associate, Shreveport/Bossier City Chevrolet/Cadillac/GMC, 15-pres.”
April 25th, 2006 at 7:55 am
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Nick says:
They inducted him in the college football hall of fame already?
April 25th, 2006 at 8:21 am
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Harvey Wireman says:
Attention ND’ers and K-Mart Shoppers:
This limp wristed, Ryan Secrest-Gel-Haired, male-pattern baldness of a 31 year-old man, metro-sexual is supposed to be the next MONTANA?
If that is a high school junior then I’m on the new edition of the Mouseketeers! Looks like his family kept him back 10 years in elementary school, so tha he could beat up on the kid competition and pad his stats.
Someone teach the young man first how to act manly, and not like a California Corn Flake.
I have not seen such a display of girly-man-isms since I saw the “mens” Olympic figure skating competition.
April 25th, 2006 at 8:23 am
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PSUrob says:
Jimmy Clausen loves the cock.
April 25th, 2006 at 8:27 am
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thehakujin says:
no matter what we say here, that kid is about to have an unlimited supply of Sex-On-Demand
April 25th, 2006 at 8:27 am
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Orson Swindle says:
He looks like a Swedish Liberace.
April 25th, 2006 at 8:29 am
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Ryno says:
Yeah, but at what cost? Unless he’s driving to chicago for his tail the only “unlimited supply” he’ll have is the worlds largest collection of pasty white, muffin toppers.
April 25th, 2006 at 8:42 am
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Stranko Montana says:
“Liberace was gay? I didn’t see that one coming.”
April 25th, 2006 at 8:42 am
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parker91 says:
But his brother George was straight, right?
April 25th, 2006 at 8:52 am
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PSUrob says:
Somewhere at Appalachian State, some homo thinks Clausen is ‘Hot Hot Hot!’
April 25th, 2006 at 8:54 am
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adam says:
no self-respecting gay boy would have that hair or wear those rings. he’s probably just trying to pass as gay, so that he can befriend the cute girl, get into her confidences, and then pull out his penis when she leasts expects it.
i predict as many national championships as his two brothers, combined!
April 25th, 2006 at 9:04 am
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corey bailey says:
I think I see clausen on the right
April 25th, 2006 at 9:08 am
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corey bailey says:
TheGuidos
April 25th, 2006 at 9:09 am
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Harvey Wireman says:
Somewhere Boi from Troy is as jealous as a skunk….methinks…
April 25th, 2006 at 9:20 am
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Ian says:
With the rebel yell, he cried “more, more, more.”
April 25th, 2006 at 9:28 am
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Dan says:
Nice one Corey. That picture is priceless. Somewhere outside the club there’s an IROC-Z idling.
April 25th, 2006 at 9:39 am
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AllWhoYonder says:
You all haven’t even jumped on the fact that he showed up to his beatification in a stretch Hummer. So many jokes…
It’s a good thing he’ll be wearing a helmet because that hairdo is atrocious.
April 25th, 2006 at 9:41 am
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rebel84 says:
Seriously, I don’t understand the excitement over a QB who is Casey and Rick Clausen’s brother. I would have figured schools would be giving him Escalades to stay away from their campus.
April 25th, 2006 at 9:43 am
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Andy says:
Considering those are back-to-back-to-back championship rings, I can see wearing them to a presser.
But good lord, lose the hair man. love that Guidos post earlier!
April 25th, 2006 at 10:03 am
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Rome says:
Another thing that isn’t helpling little Jimmy here is the picture over his right shoulder. That guy looks like Elton John snuck up behind him and caught him by surprise.
Spiked hair and a receding hair line, bad combination.
April 25th, 2006 at 10:11 am
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The Greenbay G says:
So now we know why the ND president decided to allow the vagina monologues and gay films on campus….what people do in recruiting these days.
April 25th, 2006 at 10:12 am
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matt says:
both of his brothers had weak fucking arms, and I would be willing to bet this little backstreet/nsync-imitating fuck does too
April 25th, 2006 at 10:17 am
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matt says:
what kind of faggot (born after 1950) is named “jimmy”, wouldn’t you rather be called the semi-respectable jim or james, “jimmy” sound like some cock-sucking bitch, which is exactly what this kid looks like
April 25th, 2006 at 10:22 am
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Nick says:
I see Tom Emanski sporting his back-to-back-to-back AAU national championship rings around town all the time.
April 25th, 2006 at 10:24 am
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PSUrob says:
Somebody’s gotta tell this tool not to smear the tan in a can. It looks like the Jimmy Dean Sausage mascot used his face for toilet paper.
April 25th, 2006 at 10:30 am
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Brian says:
I was just about to pull out the guido pic as well. Here’s some other classy guido action though. Icy Hot Stuntaz
April 25th, 2006 at 10:34 am
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Mike says:
First, let me say his family is first class. Not a word of dissension during some tumultuous years in Knoxville. (lesson there for Curtis Leak who must be beside himself over the fawning over Tebow).
But just to keep in the spirit of the other posts, Jimmy’s limp wrist must have the priests simply out of their minds. I can see them buying some new 1000-thread count sheets for the rectory in anticipation of his impending arrival on campus.
April 25th, 2006 at 10:37 am
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adam says:
wow. maybe we should hold down the gay bashing a little there, matt and mike. we don’t appreciate being compared to a clausen.
April 25th, 2006 at 10:47 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Absolutely. Most of the gay guys we know have much better taste than Backstreet Clausen there.
April 25th, 2006 at 10:59 am
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TBone Stallone says:
Quoted as saying, “I want Charles in Charge of me,” the Littlest Pickle will now find himself fry-babied in a vat of Weisson manimal oil and served with a side of ranch or bleu cheese. Cold, Crisp, Delicious.
April 25th, 2006 at 11:50 am
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NoleinTexas says:
I’ve seen that hair before…..ah, that’s it! Over Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
April 25th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
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matt says:
I hate this little faggot already
April 25th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
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adam says:
alright, that’s it. matt, we’re totally going to make out. hot, hot, hot.
April 25th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
No, save him for us. Rough trade meets rough trade!
April 25th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
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Cool Chicken says:
Jimmy Clausen – readys himself to be a catholic school boy/priest.
Oooooohhhhh… I bet that is going to upset someone.
-The Cool Chicken
April 25th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
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dcoy says:
I hate the Clausen brothers sooooooo fucking much it makes my eyeballs bleed
April 25th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
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Heismanpundit says:
I loved ya since I knew ya,
I wouldn’t talk down to ya,
I have to tell you just how I feel,
I won’t share you with another boy….
April 25th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
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Socraticsilence says:
So a 20 yr old high schooler, wtf?
April 25th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
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Southern papa says:
Oh, boy. Now that he is anointed, how will he be able to contain himself in Californicatia? Will we now get the obligatory shots of him during the ND games, now that he unofficially belongs to the Irish? Does Brady Quinn have any younger sisters? Or brothers?
April 25th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
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Brian says:
Roooooooxxxaaaannneeee….
April 25th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
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CHARLIE Murphy says:
Wren’s first action at ND will be to help have the Ban on Music and dancing lifted.
April 25th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
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Mark Twain says:
If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck its probly a duck
If it has spiky hair like a Clausen is over hyped like a Clausen and has the receeding hairline of a clausen itll probly suck your dick
April 25th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
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CHARLIE Murphy says:
Or better yet look I won three state championships in high school just like every other D-1 Qb.
April 25th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
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Mark Twain says:
Kill it before it reproduces.
April 25th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
45
Guy Incognito says:
Adam: No one said he was a “self-respecting gay-boy.”
But yeah, that picture alone is enough for me to write him off as a bust.
April 25th, 2006 at 5:54 pm
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Oda Saburo says:
Charlie, I’m pretty sure ND is a Catholic school, not a Baptist one. Try Baylor or Oral Roberts for bans on dancing.
April 25th, 2006 at 7:54 pm
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Nick says:
I hope your bashing talks some sense into him, as I have to root for him for the next several years.
The hair, the limo, the rings, etc. – I hope the first thing Charlie does is smack him 2 minutes after he signs. Unless, of course, he pulls in a few more 5 stars for us. Everyone has their price.
April 25th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
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d3footballstillcounts says:
This is the guy ND wants starting for them for the next couple years?
http://www.leehotti.com/originals.htm
April 25th, 2006 at 9:55 pm
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CHARLIE MURPHEY says:
Is it funny that Oral Roberts is not a catholic school?
With all the oral that has went on in the catholic church, it’s pretty funny.
This guy looks like the king of butt darts.
Wait till he lines up against USC’s defense.
He will be as frustrated as his gay lover with tonsillitis on Valentine’s Day.
April 26th, 2006 at 6:52 am
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cool chicken says:
Brokeback Rudy.
First Clemson… Now Notre Dame.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:36 am