WORLD, MEET THE FACE OF NOTRE DAME FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS
by Stranko on Apr 25, 2006 7:36 AM EDT
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This guy might develop into one heck of a quarterback under the guidance of the new evil genius, but come on, lose the rings. We've seen your brothers go through 4 years of college and they both ended up being practically bald, so you might not want to become so identified by a crazy Beckhamesque haircut too.
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I smell a caption contest! Here’s my entry:
“I know the breakup with Jessica hit you hard, but for God’s sake, Nick, that’s no reason to go around sticking your tongue in electric sockets.”
Or, alternately:
“Jimmy Clausen, starting QB, Notre Dame, 07-09; third-string QB, Oakland Raiders, 10; third-string QB, San Francisco 49ers, 11; graduate assistant, Louisiana Tech, 12-13; TEs coach, Louisiana Tech, 14; sales associate, Shreveport/Bossier City Chevrolet/Cadillac/GMC, 15-pres.”
by Doug on Apr 25, 2006 7:55 AM EDT reply actions
They inducted him in the college football hall of fame already?
by Nick on Apr 25, 2006 8:21 AM EDT reply actions
Attention ND’ers and K-Mart Shoppers:
This limp wristed, Ryan Secrest-Gel-Haired, male-pattern baldness of a 31 year-old man, metro-sexual is supposed to be the next MONTANA?
If that is a high school junior then I’m on the new edition of the Mouseketeers! Looks like his family kept him back 10 years in elementary school, so tha he could beat up on the kid competition and pad his stats.
Someone teach the young man first how to act manly, and not like a California Corn Flake.
I have not seen such a display of girly-man-isms since I saw the “mens” Olympic figure skating competition.
by Harvey Wireman on Apr 25, 2006 8:23 AM EDT reply actions
no matter what we say here, that kid is about to have an unlimited supply of Sex-On-Demand
by thehakujin on Apr 25, 2006 8:27 AM EDT reply actions
no matter what we say here, that kid is about to have an unlimited supply of Sex-On-Demand
Yeah, but at what cost? Unless he’s driving to chicago for his tail the only “unlimited supply” he’ll have is the worlds largest collection of pasty white, muffin toppers.
by Ryno on Apr 25, 2006 8:42 AM EDT reply actions
“Liberace was gay? I didn’t see that one coming.”
by Stranko Montana on Apr 25, 2006 8:42 AM EDT reply actions
Somewhere at Appalachian State, some homo thinks Clausen is ‘Hot Hot Hot!’
by PSUrob on Apr 25, 2006 8:54 AM EDT reply actions
no self-respecting gay boy would have that hair or wear those rings. he’s probably just trying to pass as gay, so that he can befriend the cute girl, get into her confidences, and then pull out his penis when she leasts expects it.
i predict as many national championships as his two brothers, combined!
by adam on Apr 25, 2006 9:04 AM EDT reply actions
Somewhere Boi from Troy is as jealous as a skunk….methinks…
by Harvey Wireman on Apr 25, 2006 9:20 AM EDT reply actions
Nice one Corey. That picture is priceless. Somewhere outside the club there’s an IROC-Z idling.
by Dan on Apr 25, 2006 9:39 AM EDT reply actions
You all haven’t even jumped on the fact that he showed up to his beatification in a stretch Hummer. So many jokes…
It’s a good thing he’ll be wearing a helmet because that hairdo is atrocious.
by AllWhoYonder on Apr 25, 2006 9:41 AM EDT reply actions
Seriously, I don’t understand the excitement over a QB who is Casey and Rick Clausen’s brother. I would have figured schools would be giving him Escalades to stay away from their campus.
by rebel84 on Apr 25, 2006 9:43 AM EDT reply actions
Considering those are back-to-back-to-back championship rings, I can see wearing them to a presser.
But good lord, lose the hair man. love that Guidos post earlier!
by Andy on Apr 25, 2006 10:03 AM EDT reply actions
Another thing that isn’t helpling little Jimmy here is the picture over his right shoulder. That guy looks like Elton John snuck up behind him and caught him by surprise.
Spiked hair and a receding hair line, bad combination.
by Rome on Apr 25, 2006 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
So now we know why the ND president decided to allow the vagina monologues and gay films on campus….what people do in recruiting these days.
by The Greenbay G on Apr 25, 2006 10:12 AM EDT reply actions
both of his brothers had weak fucking arms, and I would be willing to bet this little backstreet/nsync-imitating fuck does too
by matt on Apr 25, 2006 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
what kind of faggot (born after 1950) is named “jimmy”, wouldn’t you rather be called the semi-respectable jim or james, “jimmy” sound like some cock-sucking bitch, which is exactly what this kid looks like
by matt on Apr 25, 2006 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
I see Tom Emanski sporting his back-to-back-to-back AAU national championship rings around town all the time.
by Nick on Apr 25, 2006 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
Somebody’s gotta tell this tool not to smear the tan in a can. It looks like the Jimmy Dean Sausage mascot used his face for toilet paper.
by PSUrob on Apr 25, 2006 10:30 AM EDT reply actions
I was just about to pull out the guido pic as well. Here’s some other classy guido action though. Icy Hot Stuntaz
by Brian on Apr 25, 2006 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
First, let me say his family is first class. Not a word of dissension during some tumultuous years in Knoxville. (lesson there for Curtis Leak who must be beside himself over the fawning over Tebow).
But just to keep in the spirit of the other posts, Jimmy’s limp wrist must have the priests simply out of their minds. I can see them buying some new 1000-thread count sheets for the rectory in anticipation of his impending arrival on campus.
by Mike on Apr 25, 2006 10:37 AM EDT reply actions
wow. maybe we should hold down the gay bashing a little there, matt and mike. we don’t appreciate being compared to a clausen.
by adam on Apr 25, 2006 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
Absolutely. Most of the gay guys we know have much better taste than Backstreet Clausen there.
by Orson Swindle on Apr 25, 2006 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
Quoted as saying, I want Charles in Charge of me, the Littlest Pickle will now find himself fry-babied in a vat of Weisson manimal oil and served with a side of ranch or bleu cheese. Cold, Crisp, Delicious.
by TBone Stallone on Apr 25, 2006 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
I’ve seen that hair before…..ah, that’s it! Over Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
by NoleinTexas on Apr 25, 2006 12:33 PM EDT reply actions
alright, that’s it. matt, we’re totally going to make out. hot, hot, hot.
by adam on Apr 25, 2006 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
No, save him for us. Rough trade meets rough trade!
by Orson Swindle on Apr 25, 2006 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
Jimmy Clausen – readys himself to be a catholic school boy/priest.
Oooooohhhhh… I bet that is going to upset someone.
-The Cool Chicken
by Cool Chicken on Apr 25, 2006 2:03 PM EDT reply actions
I hate the Clausen brothers sooooooo fucking much it makes my eyeballs bleed
by dcoy on Apr 25, 2006 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
I loved ya since I knew ya,
I wouldn’t talk down to ya,
I have to tell you just how I feel,
I won’t share you with another boy….
by Heismanpundit on Apr 25, 2006 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, boy. Now that he is anointed, how will he be able to contain himself in Californicatia? Will we now get the obligatory shots of him during the ND games, now that he unofficially belongs to the Irish? Does Brady Quinn have any younger sisters? Or brothers?
by Southern papa on Apr 25, 2006 4:28 PM EDT reply actions
Wren’s first action at ND will be to help have the Ban on Music and dancing lifted.
by CHARLIE Murphy on Apr 25, 2006 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck its probly a duck
If it has spiky hair like a Clausen is over hyped like a Clausen and has the receeding hairline of a clausen itll probly suck your dick
by Mark Twain on Apr 25, 2006 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
Or better yet look I won three state championships in high school just like every other D-1 Qb.
by CHARLIE Murphy on Apr 25, 2006 5:31 PM EDT reply actions
Adam: No one said he was a “self-respecting gay-boy.”
But yeah, that picture alone is enough for me to write him off as a bust.
by Guy Incognito on Apr 25, 2006 5:54 PM EDT reply actions
Wrens first action at ND will be to help have the Ban on Music and dancing lifted.
Comment by CHARLIE Murphy April 25, 2006 @ 5:30 pm
Charlie, I’m pretty sure ND is a Catholic school, not a Baptist one. Try Baylor or Oral Roberts for bans on dancing.
by Oda Saburo on Apr 25, 2006 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
I hope your bashing talks some sense into him, as I have to root for him for the next several years.
The hair, the limo, the rings, etc. – I hope the first thing Charlie does is smack him 2 minutes after he signs. Unless, of course, he pulls in a few more 5 stars for us. Everyone has their price.
by Nick on Apr 25, 2006 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
This is the guy ND wants starting for them for the next couple years?
by d3footballstillcounts on Apr 25, 2006 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Is it funny that Oral Roberts is not a catholic school?
With all the oral that has went on in the catholic church, it’s pretty funny.
This guy looks like the king of butt darts.
Wait till he lines up against USC’s defense.
He will be as frustrated as his gay lover with tonsillitis on Valentine’s Day.
by CHARLIE MURPHEY on Apr 26, 2006 6:52 AM EDT reply actions
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