MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY UPDATE!

by Stranko on Apr 19, 2006 8:29 AM EDT

If only he played football instead of basketball we might have renamed Mustache Wednesday to Morrison Wednesday. Despite his poor choice of athletic acheivement, Morrison's pube-stache alone is worthy of our Wednesday praise. So it is with some sadness that we update you on the obvious, which is that Morrison is likely going pro and leaving the 'Zags in his tear stained rear view mirror.

Definitely a member of the Collegiate Mustache Hall of Fame.

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His slow first step – and his moustache – will have him in low production value-porn, post haste.

by NoleinTexas on Apr 19, 2006 9:26 AM EDT reply actions

it a close race between this guy and joakim noah for the sickest-fucking man on earth designation

by matt on Apr 19, 2006 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

I don’t know about porn, but my first thought upon looking at that picture was, “Slap some metal fronts in his mouth and he’d be ideal if the producers of the James Bond films ever decided they wanted to bring back Jaws.”

by Doug on Apr 19, 2006 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

Doug, that is a brilliant observation.

by Stranko Montana on Apr 19, 2006 10:28 AM EDT reply actions

Adam “Moonraker” Morrison: Who wants a mustache ride?
JJ Reddick: I do! I do!

by Brian on Apr 19, 2006 10:43 AM EDT reply actions

The Jaws thing was clearly demonstrated here, though the pic doesn’t appear to be pulling up right now… JohnnyBonze’s fark is the one…

by NewAZTiger on Apr 19, 2006 10:56 AM EDT reply actions

Ah, it’s pulling up now…

Jaws.

by NewAZTiger on Apr 19, 2006 11:03 AM EDT reply actions

Not sure if you east coasters stayed up one Saturday night to watch Gonzaga host Stanford in late Feb. on ESPN, but they interviewed him about his stache. He said that “the moustache is the noblest form of facial hair”, and that he was rocking it even though it was weaker than he would like it to be, and that if his face would allow it that he would have a full on mountain man beard.

by Kanu on Apr 19, 2006 1:56 PM EDT reply actions

Adam has diabetes, which kept him from playing contact sports. While he probably would have ended up in basketball (dad’s a coach), his father has said that if Adam’s body would have allowed it, he would probably be a football player – he is ferociously competitive in everything he does. I hope that the NBA doesn’t ruin him.

by PSUgirl on Apr 19, 2006 2:28 PM EDT reply actions