MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY UPDATE!
If only he played football instead of basketball we might have renamed Mustache Wednesday to Morrison Wednesday. Despite his poor choice of athletic acheivement, Morrison’s pube-stache alone is worthy of our Wednesday praise. So it is with some sadness that we update you on the obvious, which is that Morrison is likely going pro and leaving the ‘Zags in his tear stained rear view mirror.

Definitely a member of the Collegiate Mustache Hall of Fame.









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NoleinTexas says:
His slow first step – and his moustache – will have him in low production value-porn, post haste.
April 19th, 2006 at 9:26 am
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matt says:
it a close race between this guy and joakim noah for the sickest-fucking man on earth designation
April 19th, 2006 at 9:55 am
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Doug says:
I don’t know about porn, but my first thought upon looking at that picture was, “Slap some metal fronts in his mouth and he’d be ideal if the producers of the James Bond films ever decided they wanted to bring back Jaws.”
April 19th, 2006 at 9:55 am
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Stranko Montana says:
Doug, that is a brilliant observation.
April 19th, 2006 at 10:28 am
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Brian says:
Adam “Moonraker” Morrison: Who wants a mustache ride?
JJ Reddick: I do! I do!
April 19th, 2006 at 10:43 am
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EDSBS » SEPARATED AT BIRTH??? says:
[...] Thank’s to our brilliant and faithful reader Doug’s observation, we are left to wonder if Adam Morrison might not have a brighter future in Hollywood than in the NBA. [...]
April 19th, 2006 at 10:45 am
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NewAZTiger says:
The Jaws thing was clearly demonstrated here, though the pic doesn’t appear to be pulling up right now… JohnnyBonze’s fark is the one…
April 19th, 2006 at 10:56 am
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NewAZTiger says:
Ah, it’s pulling up now…
Jaws.
April 19th, 2006 at 11:03 am
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Kanu says:
Not sure if you east coasters stayed up one Saturday night to watch Gonzaga host Stanford in late Feb. on ESPN, but they interviewed him about his stache. He said that “the moustache is the noblest form of facial hair”, and that he was rocking it even though it was weaker than he would like it to be, and that if his face would allow it that he would have a full on mountain man beard.
April 19th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
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PSUgirl says:
Adam has diabetes, which kept him from playing contact sports. While he probably would have ended up in basketball (dad’s a coach), his father has said that if Adam’s body would have allowed it, he would probably be a football player – he is ferociously competitive in everything he does. I hope that the NBA doesn’t ruin him.
April 19th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
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Chris says:
Adam Morrison is going to be the next Vitaly Potapenko.
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August 15th, 2006 at 12:14 am