Matt Robertson, who was to be a senior linebacker for the Cyclones next season, will be forced to sit out for a season following a positive test for a banned nutritional supplement. We are on the fence about Fulmer Cup points for this one. A year suspension is defenitely worth something for sure, but how much. We need more details like, for instance, was this a supplement taken from Mark McGuire MacWire McUaer McGwire’s medicine chest or a Chinese balm given to him by Bob Cobb.

Was the Maestro to blame for this???
Ha. To the ha. To the bitter and bitterest ha-ha. FSU–um, who this blog just has certain problems with rooted in biblical truth, gravity, and other unbudgeable principles–gets new goalposts for Doak Campbell. Funny bit from the gents at Six Degrees of Bowden, whose ability to be both UF and Clemson fans with the common Bowden thread is a feat of football theology akin to being a Muslim and a Jew simultaneously.
We’re in NYC on business for a few days, so posting will be spotty (if doable at all.) Hopefully we’ll get some in, but I don’t think we’re gonna make it…back in force on Thursday, with posting by Stranko in the meantime.

Orson’s in New York trying to be a star. That always works, right?