WE HAVE A NEW HERO!

by Stranko on Apr 17, 2006 1:54 PM EDT

If a paperclip can get you a year's worth or rent or a 2 week gig on ABC as a weatherman, what can we parlay EDSBS into?????

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how bout a spot in the new Survivor ‘Mier space station’ series?

by tzubear on Apr 17, 2006 2:08 PM EDT reply actions

You could probably get a big red paper clip.

by tnirishfan on Apr 17, 2006 2:16 PM EDT reply actions

The paperclip is pretty cool

by Stranko Montana on Apr 17, 2006 2:37 PM EDT reply actions

I’ll give you fifteen bucks and a VHS copy of “Bring It On.”

by Doug on Apr 17, 2006 2:56 PM EDT reply actions

It could probably get you a divorce.

by twinshawk on Apr 17, 2006 3:04 PM EDT reply actions

If the correct answer isn’t “hookers and blow” I’m going to be sorely disappointed.

by bitterhorn on Apr 17, 2006 3:34 PM EDT reply actions

Laid? With eye contact?

by NoleinTexas on Apr 17, 2006 3:48 PM EDT reply actions

If he traded the red paperclip, how did he still have it for the taping of that show….

by spacecowboy on Apr 17, 2006 4:51 PM EDT reply actions

Prolly free drinks and various grilled items at tailgates throughout the College Football universe. Of course you should already have been requesting to review new college football themed merchandise, which you can then easily sell on ebay to fuel your vienna cocktail-sausage addiction.

by Brian on Apr 17, 2006 5:22 PM EDT reply actions

Cheap wine and cheaper women?

by Mosby on Apr 17, 2006 5:30 PM EDT reply actions

How about a table lamp shaped like a woman’s leg.

Its a major award!

by Bob Gomez for Presidint on Apr 17, 2006 7:02 PM EDT reply actions

Maybe its a bowling alley.

Frajeelay…Is that Italian?

by tnirishfan on Apr 17, 2006 7:14 PM EDT reply actions

A night with a desperate young woman or a confused young man.

by Harris on Apr 17, 2006 8:03 PM EDT reply actions

Oh, I know – you can trade it for a football scholarship to THE OSU, and 4 years free lease on an Escalade, with the NCAA 20XX and Columbus House subscriptions.

by Southern papa on Apr 17, 2006 10:47 PM EDT reply actions