Comments on: URBAN MEYER “DISAPPOINTED” IN LOCAL BARISTA

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 20:57:17 +0000

Super Spider Man, like “fifth grade” gay, or “your dad” gay?

By: Randal

Randal — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 19:55:26 +0000

Article failure: No reference to “pointing” and/or “staring.”

By: Super Spider Man

Super Spider Man — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 19:02:18 +0000

This whole thing was gay. Gay, gay, gay.

By: Stacey Keibler Luvs Me

Stacey Keibler Luvs Me — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:09:11 +0000

NO MORE BARISTAS:

Urban Meyer also stated that because of such poor quality Barista work during the past year he was going to say the hell with the Baristas. He will not put up with such garbage anymore.

From now on he will jump over the counter, grind his own beans, and make his own drink – a straight double expresso (with no cinammon this or syrup crap that) – a real man’s coffee!

By: Russ

Russ — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 15:18:24 +0000

To steal a quote from the Guiness guys, “Brilliant!!”

Thanks for a great laugh. You guys are geniuses (even if you ARE associated with UF and the NATS).

By: gatorjess

gatorjess — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:25:18 +0000

Maude’s = the only place you can see employees still doing rave-type dances. By pushing the Indiglo button on their watch in lieu of glow sticks. True story.

By: John

John — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 23:54:19 +0000

Brilliant! The foreshadowing of another 3+ loss season.

By: tony

tony — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 23:16:59 +0000

Outstanding work, but I knew it was fake when Meyer didn’t say that he loved the Starbucks coffee before being seen walking out of the SpeedyMart, or that he knew the SpeedyMart would be better because as much as he loves Starbucks, his wife *really* likes SpeedyMart.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:33:57 +0000

Just rip off The Onion and insert references to college football–voila!

By: Comanda

Comanda — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:54:51 +0000

Where do you come up with this stuff?

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:02:22 +0000

Good on you for that.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:57:42 +0000

Not yet, DevilGrad. But it�s on the way, for those who associate �Alaska� with �product derived from tropical bean.�

I think the association is supposed to me more like “places where it’s so cold that they’d better be able to make a damned good cup of coffee — and HOT.”

(And, yes, I *am* trolling for more Sherilyn Fenn pics.)

By: bonghit gator

bonghit gator — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:55:16 +0000

Anyone who spews mountain dew all over their computer screen needs to lay off the weed.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:40:46 +0000

And while we’re at it…Urban’s disappointed in all of you for laughing. Champions only laugh when they taste the sweet blood of their vanquished foe on their lips.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:39:25 +0000

Not yet, DevilGrad. But it’s on the way, for those who associate “Alaska” with “product derived from tropical bean.”