Comments on: SANCHEZ IT IS…MAYBE http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:41:45 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Russ http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18782 Russ Fri, 31 Mar 2006 15:45:01 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18782 Grace Jones = Carl Lewis (Did you ever see the two of them together? Of course not.) Grace Jones = Carl Lewis

(Did you ever see the two of them together? Of course not.)

]]> By: Michael http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18768 Michael Thu, 30 Mar 2006 23:24:34 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18768 I'm more inclined to support a Blogpoll based around a series of Bond Girl questions, such as: Dumbest move by a Bond girl Most rapid transition from "I hate James Bond" to "I must have this man NOW!!!" Bond Girl you'd most like to screw Bond Girl you'd most like to marry Bond girl you'd most like to kill The Christmas Jones award for most implausible casting (Since Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist will be the most unlikely, we need a second Moment in which a Bond Girl is most useful Bond Girl most likely to have boiled James' rabbit when he dumped her in that magical period in between movies when he clears himself of entanglements and emerges single for the next flick How about some additions? I’m more inclined to support a Blogpoll based around a series of Bond Girl questions, such as:

Dumbest move by a Bond girl

Most rapid transition from “I hate James Bond” to “I must have this man NOW!!!”

Bond Girl you’d most like to screw

Bond Girl you’d most like to marry

Bond girl you’d most like to kill

The Christmas Jones award for most implausible casting (Since Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist will be the most unlikely, we need a second

Moment in which a Bond Girl is most useful

Bond Girl most likely to have boiled James’ rabbit when he dumped her in that magical period in between movies when he clears himself of entanglements and emerges single for the next flick

How about some additions?

]]> By: Willis http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18764 Willis Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:47:47 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18764 I can't believe there have been 32 posts and no one's mentioned Ursula Andress. I can’t believe there have been 32 posts and no one’s mentioned Ursula Andress.

]]> By: PSUgirl http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18747 PSUgirl Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:46:37 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18747 The stupid blonde in a View to a Kill was Tanya Roberts (you know, Donna's mom on That 70's Show) - I still reference her classic portrayal of the helpless female being caught by the bad guy (Christopher Walken) in a blimp! Bond girls may have been scantily clothed and wore footwear completely inappropriate for "running for one's life" but they were never that helpless. The stupid blonde in a View to a Kill was Tanya Roberts (you know, Donna’s mom on That 70’s Show) – I still reference her classic portrayal of the helpless female being caught by the bad guy (Christopher Walken) in a blimp! Bond girls may have been scantily clothed and wore footwear completely inappropriate for “running for one’s life” but they were never that helpless.

]]> By: Doug http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18745 Doug Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:31:47 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18745 Damn, Mayor Kyle, that's absolutely uncanny . . . I was thinking about doing the exact same thing. How about a NCAA-bracket-style single-elimination tournament kind of along the lines of what The M Zone has been doing lately, with popular votes determining which Bond girls advance? Have to give Michael mad props for putting Magda on his list. I hadn't seen "Octopussy" in probably 10 years before it came on AMC or something a few weeks ago, and she was just plain retardedly hot in that movie. Damn, Mayor Kyle, that’s absolutely uncanny . . . I was thinking about doing the exact same thing. How about a NCAA-bracket-style single-elimination tournament kind of along the lines of what The M Zone has been doing lately, with popular votes determining which Bond girls advance?

Have to give Michael mad props for putting Magda on his list. I hadn’t seen “Octopussy” in probably 10 years before it came on AMC or something a few weeks ago, and she was just plain retardedly hot in that movie.

]]> By: italiangator http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18742 italiangator Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:53:53 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18742 "Despite Lupe Lamora coming from behind, Pussy Galore was able to secure the tightly contested No. 1 seed, using her skills in the cockpit to fend off Lamora's desperate attempt." “Despite Lupe Lamora coming from behind, Pussy Galore was able to secure the tightly contested No. 1 seed, using her skills in the cockpit to fend off Lamora’s desperate attempt.”

]]> By: COWolverine http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18739 COWolverine Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:32:10 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18739 If you needed a Sanchez reference, wasn't he also the keyboard player Dave Chapelle pulls out of his pocket when he needs to adjust his John Mayer/Quest Love jam for the latino crowd? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YSGh5mm3I&search=chapelle If you needed a Sanchez reference, wasn’t he also the keyboard player Dave Chapelle pulls out of his pocket when he needs to adjust his John Mayer/Quest Love jam for the latino crowd?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YSGh5mm3I&search=chapelle

]]> By: T. Kyle King http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18738 T. Kyle King Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:24:09 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18738 One quick follow-up point to the Bond girl tournament idea: The chairmanship of the selection committee goes to the first guy to use "Pussy Galore" and "No. 1 seed" in a sentence. One quick follow-up point to the Bond girl tournament idea:

The chairmanship of the selection committee goes to the first guy to use “Pussy Galore” and “No. 1 seed” in a sentence.

]]> By: T. Kyle King http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18736 T. Kyle King Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:20:53 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18736 Dang it, L.D., you beat me to the punch on Grace Jones! (We must have been typing simultaneously and you hit "Submit Comment" first.) Ah, well. Great minds think alike . . . well, except for the fact that I would rank the Bond girls by voting and L.D. would call for a single-elimination Bond girl tournament. Actually, now that I say that . . . L.D., maybe I'm coming around to your way of thinking on that whole tourney thing. N.C.-17 women's tournament, anyone? Dang it, L.D., you beat me to the punch on Grace Jones! (We must have been typing simultaneously and you hit “Submit Comment” first.)

Ah, well. Great minds think alike . . . well, except for the fact that I would rank the Bond girls by voting and L.D. would call for a single-elimination Bond girl tournament.

Actually, now that I say that . . . L.D., maybe I’m coming around to your way of thinking on that whole tourney thing. N.C.-17 women’s tournament, anyone?

]]> By: T. Kyle King http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18735 T. Kyle King Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:17:36 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18735 Michael, I'm totally with you on Agent Triple-X. I go back and forth between Barbara and the original Daisy Duke as to which is my favorite Bach girl. Doug, I respect the integrity of your position while disagreeing with it. If Halle Berry had been wearing any other color bathing suit except orange, that scene alone would skyrocket her ahead of all other contestants, hands down, case closed. The worst Bond girl, by far, was Grace Jones. I always thought that, given the choice between being captured by Christopher Walken's minions and escaping by slipping into Grace's boudoir, Roger Moore should have taken his chances with the bad guys. Not only is Grace not hot, she's downright creepy and I don't entirely rule out the possibility that she's a man. Some credit for Xenia Onatapp as a quality Bond girl is warranted, too, by the way. I'm just saying. Michael, I’m totally with you on Agent Triple-X. I go back and forth between Barbara and the original Daisy Duke as to which is my favorite Bach girl.

Doug, I respect the integrity of your position while disagreeing with it. If Halle Berry had been wearing any other color bathing suit except orange, that scene alone would skyrocket her ahead of all other contestants, hands down, case closed.

The worst Bond girl, by far, was Grace Jones. I always thought that, given the choice between being captured by Christopher Walken’s minions and escaping by slipping into Grace’s boudoir, Roger Moore should have taken his chances with the bad guys. Not only is Grace not hot, she’s downright creepy and I don’t entirely rule out the possibility that she’s a man.

Some credit for Xenia Onatapp as a quality Bond girl is warranted, too, by the way. I’m just saying.

]]> By: LD http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18734 LD Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:10:49 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18734 Another Blog Foul! No discussion of Bond Girls can continue without some smarmy dick saying, "Wait, does Grace Jones count? If so, the list starts and stops there." And I am just that smarmy dick. Another Blog Foul! No discussion of Bond Girls can continue without some smarmy dick saying, “Wait, does Grace Jones count? If so, the list starts and stops there.”

And I am just that smarmy dick.

]]> By: Orson Swindle http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18733 Orson Swindle Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:59:31 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18733 Mike--she's pure eye candy, and underrated. There's plenty of worse Bond Girls--Denise Richards, anyone?--but Jill's not the worst by a long shot. She's not the best, either, as you and I agree on the queen of all Bondies: Pussy Galore. "You know judo?" Ahh... Mike–she’s pure eye candy, and underrated. There’s plenty of worse Bond Girls–Denise Richards, anyone?–but Jill’s not the worst by a long shot. She’s not the best, either, as you and I agree on the queen of all Bondies: Pussy Galore.

“You know judo?” Ahh…

]]> By: free ron zook http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18732 free ron zook Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:48:24 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18732 is that a nipple i see? is that a nipple i see?

]]> By: Michael http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18731 Michael Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:35:19 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18731 Orson, with all due respect, you couldn't have picked a worse Bond girl if you tried. I'd rank Jill St. John behind every other Bond girl, other than that dreadful blonde from "View to a Kill." You must have a thing for Orphan Annie if you like Tiffany Case and her appalling puffy red 'fro. Additionally, her character is a complete idiot and a Bond girl is supposed to have at least some sophistication or attitude. My personal top five: 1. Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore (Goldfinger) - She looked great, she was a complete bitch to Bond for most of the movie, and her character was rife with lesbian undertones. It gets no better than that. 2. Claudine Auger as Domino (Thunderball) - Hot, hot hot. Plus, she swears revenge against Largo and then kills him in the end. A murdering Bond girl is always a nice touch. (BTW, Thunderball had the best collection of women. There are about four total hotties in that movie and they all have great accents, which is something else that Jill St. John doesn't have.) 3. Carole Bouquet as Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only) - Same as Domino, except that she's Greek, which means that she's even angrier. I've never been angrier at Bond as when he stopped Melina from giving Kristatos a Columbian necktie. 4. Barbara Bach as Agent XXX (The Spy Who Loved Me) - Any man who doesn't get tingly at the end when Bach is drenched and her skimpy top is fighting a losing battle against her heaving bosom does not like women. The only demerits here are because bach can't keep her accent for the entire movie. Plus, a secret agent should have put up more of a fight against Jaws. 5. Katherine Waybourn as Miss Magda (Octopussy) - Watch the movie again if you disagree. I have no evidence for this, but I have suspiocions about her and Octopussy having a little fun reading Sappho together. Orson, with all due respect, you couldn’t have picked a worse Bond girl if you tried. I’d rank Jill St. John behind every other Bond girl, other than that dreadful blonde from “View to a Kill.” You must have a thing for Orphan Annie if you like Tiffany Case and her appalling puffy red ‘fro. Additionally, her character is a complete idiot and a Bond girl is supposed to have at least some sophistication or attitude.

My personal top five:

1. Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore (Goldfinger) – She looked great, she was a complete bitch to Bond for most of the movie, and her character was rife with lesbian undertones. It gets no better than that.

2. Claudine Auger as Domino (Thunderball) – Hot, hot hot. Plus, she swears revenge against Largo and then kills him in the end. A murdering Bond girl is always a nice touch. (BTW, Thunderball had the best collection of women. There are about four total hotties in that movie and they all have great accents, which is something else that Jill St. John doesn’t have.)

3. Carole Bouquet as Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only) – Same as Domino, except that she’s Greek, which means that she’s even angrier. I’ve never been angrier at Bond as when he stopped Melina from giving Kristatos a Columbian necktie.

4. Barbara Bach as Agent XXX (The Spy Who Loved Me) – Any man who doesn’t get tingly at the end when Bach is drenched and her skimpy top is fighting a losing battle against her heaving bosom does not like women. The only demerits here are because bach can’t keep her accent for the entire movie. Plus, a secret agent should have put up more of a fight against Jaws.

5. Katherine Waybourn as Miss Magda (Octopussy) – Watch the movie again if you disagree. I have no evidence for this, but I have suspiocions about her and Octopussy having a little fun reading Sappho together.

]]> By: Orson Swindle http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/03/30/sanchez-it-ismaybe/comment-page-1/#comment-18726 Orson Swindle Thu, 30 Mar 2006 16:56:28 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1892#comment-18726 Also noteworthy: --Michelle Yeoh --Barbara Bach --The classic: Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore Also noteworthy:

–Michelle Yeoh

–Barbara Bach

–The classic: Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore

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