SANCHEZ IT IS…MAYBE
The succession struggle at USC just tilted with the announcement that John David Booty, whose back was already a source of concern, will likely have to have surgery on his back. Mark Sanchez will take the majority of the snaps during spring, while Booty lays on a bed in a dark room watching film and raising his fist to the sky while screaming “SANCHEZ!!!” No word if the part Sanchez will be played by Robert Davi.
This may be the first and last time any blog anywhere alludes to License to Kill, which, like every Bond movie, we’ve seen a few too many times for our own good. It did have Talisa Soto, which means it wasn’t a complete waste of time watching Timothy Dalton acting constipated for two hours.












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Grace Jones = Carl Lewis
(Did you ever see the two of them together? Of course not.)
Comment by Russ — March 31, 2006 @ 11:45 am
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I’m more inclined to support a Blogpoll based around a series of Bond Girl questions, such as:
Dumbest move by a Bond girl
Most rapid transition from “I hate James Bond” to “I must have this man NOW!!!”
Bond Girl you’d most like to screw
Bond Girl you’d most like to marry
Bond girl you’d most like to kill
The Christmas Jones award for most implausible casting (Since Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist will be the most unlikely, we need a second
Moment in which a Bond Girl is most useful
Bond Girl most likely to have boiled James’ rabbit when he dumped her in that magical period in between movies when he clears himself of entanglements and emerges single for the next flick
How about some additions?
Comment by Michael — March 30, 2006 @ 7:24 pm
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I can’t believe there have been 32 posts and no one’s mentioned Ursula Andress.
Comment by Willis — March 30, 2006 @ 6:47 pm
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The stupid blonde in a View to a Kill was Tanya Roberts (you know, Donna’s mom on That 70’s Show) - I still reference her classic portrayal of the helpless female being caught by the bad guy (Christopher Walken) in a blimp! Bond girls may have been scantily clothed and wore footwear completely inappropriate for “running for one’s life” but they were never that helpless.
Comment by PSUgirl — March 30, 2006 @ 3:46 pm
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Damn, Mayor Kyle, that’s absolutely uncanny . . . I was thinking about doing the exact same thing. How about a NCAA-bracket-style single-elimination tournament kind of along the lines of what The M Zone has been doing lately, with popular votes determining which Bond girls advance?
Have to give Michael mad props for putting Magda on his list. I hadn’t seen “Octopussy” in probably 10 years before it came on AMC or something a few weeks ago, and she was just plain retardedly hot in that movie.
Comment by Doug — March 30, 2006 @ 3:31 pm