UVA’s caught the shitstorm bug in a hurry: fresh from tossing three football players off the team for various hip-hop related offenses (read: smoking weed), Al Groh’s got Michael Brown, a UVA football player, arrested with a Wahoo soccer player for breaking and entering at the Delta Upsilon frat house.

Besides multiplying the crotchety factor in the Groh household–which already sits at an unmeasurably high level by most measurements–the wave of arrests presents a clear market signal to VA rappers and self-proclaimed pharmaceutical entrepreneurs the Clipse: a “budding” market for them is waiting in Charlottesville.

Fulmer points: pending. Depends on whether or not


In case you didn’t know, they rap and sell drugs. It’s what they had to do.