MANIFESTO! MANIFESTO!
(Sung to the tune of “Canyonero”)
Can you name the form of essay that thrived
With dirty old socialists in ‘thirty-five?
Manifesto! Manifesto!
It’s really short, but kind of long
Somewhere between instruction manual and song!
Manifesto! (YAH!) Manifesto!
The House Rock Built has his own manifesto up, produced in response to Cowherdgate. We’re sending him his own modified Mustache Wednesday ’stache, the modified “Class Struggle Goatee” model, as a favor for his efforts. (We kid! Fine work. Seriously, though, send us your address and we’ll send you a goatee. We just won’t tell you whose goatee it is.
Bloggers of the world, unite! In a strictly libertarian, voluntary sense, of course.
Loading ...
1
Newspaper Hack says:
You know, in the larger version of that picture, Trotsky was in it. Stalin had the photo changed to eliminate Trotsky after he came to power. I understand a similar thing happened in Tuscaloosa, with Ray Perkins being eliminated from all photos that included him and Bear Bryant.
March 29th, 2006 at 7:54 pm
2
Rudy says:
Cayonero has top be one on the best Simpsons episodes of all time, especially when Homer found out it was a women’s car. Oh and how about all the great progamming on NBC, what’s on there tonight, I dont know but there’s only one way to find out!!!!
March 29th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
3
bitterhorn says:
Where the hell is Beria when you need him?
March 29th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
4
fightinamish says:
Please kindly donate that goatee to charity. I would advise your readers to do the same.
Remember, comrade, the machinery that moves us towards a Blogger’s Paradise is greased with the blood of the bourgeois.
March 30th, 2006 at 9:09 am
5
dbldomer7375 says:
Goatee? Has anyone seen Mark May lately?
March 30th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
6
Y2K says:
“You want a goatee? I can get you a goatee, believe me. There are ways, Orson. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.”
March 30th, 2006 at 3:20 pm