MANIFESTO! MANIFESTO!
(Sung to the tune of “Canyonero”)
Can you name the form of essay that thrived
With dirty old socialists in ‘thirty-five?
Manifesto! Manifesto!
It’s really short, but kind of long
Somewhere between instruction manual and song!
Manifesto! (YAH!) Manifesto!
The House Rock Built has his own manifesto up, produced in response to Cowherdgate. We’re sending him his own modified Mustache Wednesday ’stache, the modified “Class Struggle Goatee” model, as a favor for his efforts. (We kid! Fine work. Seriously, though, send us your address and we’ll send you a goatee. We just won’t tell you whose goatee it is.

Bloggers of the world, unite! In a strictly libertarian, voluntary sense, of course.












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You know, in the larger version of that picture, Trotsky was in it. Stalin had the photo changed to eliminate Trotsky after he came to power. I understand a similar thing happened in Tuscaloosa, with Ray Perkins being eliminated from all photos that included him and Bear Bryant.
Comment by Newspaper Hack — March 29, 2006 @ 7:54 pm
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Cayonero has top be one on the best Simpsons episodes of all time, especially when Homer found out it was a women’s car. Oh and how about all the great progamming on NBC, what’s on there tonight, I dont know but there’s only one way to find out!!!!
Comment by Rudy — March 29, 2006 @ 8:03 pm
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Where the hell is Beria when you need him?
Comment by bitterhorn — March 29, 2006 @ 10:46 pm
4
Please kindly donate that goatee to charity. I would advise your readers to do the same.
Remember, comrade, the machinery that moves us towards a Blogger’s Paradise is greased with the blood of the bourgeois.
Comment by fightinamish — March 30, 2006 @ 9:09 am
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Goatee? Has anyone seen Mark May lately?
Comment by dbldomer7375 — March 30, 2006 @ 12:18 pm
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“You want a goatee? I can get you a goatee, believe me. There are ways, Orson. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.”
Comment by Y2K — March 30, 2006 @ 3:20 pm