HOMESICKNESS CLAIMS THE PLAYING LIFE OF BULLS’ OL
Of all the things to end your life as a football player in Tampa…homesickness is being cited as the reason JUCO stud (there are no juco flops, remember, only JUCO studs) Frank Harry is leaving USF and going home. USF is now out one quality line prospect, and you’re busily searching for ways to shoehorn the name “Jukko Studz” into your screenplay about a motley team of commandoes who foil a Middle Eastern terrorist plot to blow up the moon.
Maybe he didn’t appreciate the natural beauty of Hillsborough County.
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Vanderbilt’s claim to fame in the female department is SI swimsuit model Molly Sims
…oh yeah, Ole Miss is home to insane amounts of hot women.
Comment by Nico — March 30, 2006 @ 12:44 am
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“there are no juco flops” - yes there are, they just go pro in something other than sports. Typically at Dairy Queen.
Comment by Chris Lawrence — March 29, 2006 @ 9:00 pm
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It would be highly inappropriate for a college professor to comment on that set of rankings.
But, yeah, looks about right to me…
Comment by Chris Lawrence — March 29, 2006 @ 8:59 pm
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LD:
I think what the rankings are telling you is that at Vandy you have a better chance of scoring than at Old Miss(mis-spelling on purpose.)
The rankings, according to the website, are based on:
“A high grade for girls implies not only that the girls on campus are attractive, friendly, and approachable, but that there’s at least a reasonable ratio of girls to guys at the college….
College should offer you an entirely new and engaging social scene, and with that comes members of the opposite sex who are not only attractive but fun and personable.”
Not knowing you-know-what from shinola regarding most SEC schools, I think that the ladies from Vandy would at least out-look the ladies from Arkansas, which did not even make the survey.
Also, that southern accent……unless the chick looks like Daisy Duke, it would probably drive me up the wall….
Comment by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me — March 29, 2006 @ 8:13 pm
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Any ranking on hotness and approachability that has Vanderbilt ranked ahead of Ole Miss (or any other team in the SEC) must be taken with a grain of salt. If “personality” or “ability to think” were part of the equation, possibly.
Comment by LD — March 29, 2006 @ 5:42 pm