HOMESICKNESS CLAIMS THE PLAYING LIFE OF BULLS’ OL
Of all the things to end your life as a football player in Tampa…homesickness is being cited as the reason JUCO stud (there are no juco flops, remember, only JUCO studs) Frank Harry is leaving USF and going home. USF is now out one quality line prospect, and you’re busily searching for ways to shoehorn the name “Jukko Studz” into your screenplay about a motley team of commandoes who foil a Middle Eastern terrorist plot to blow up the moon.
Maybe he didn’t appreciate the natural beauty of Hillsborough County.
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NoleinTexas says:
Is that pronounced “Jew-Ko” or “You-Ko?”
I vote for the later, it’s more European.
March 29th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
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Gatorwalsh says:
His hometown must be paradise on Earth if he is willing to leave Tampa.
March 29th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
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Mike says:
Fulmer Cup uodate.
March 29th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
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Mike says:
The link didn’t work. And that should be update.
http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=26517&pid=1422
March 29th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
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hazer says:
He’s from Mississippi. Maybe someone back in Mississippi offered him $5,000,000,000,000,000.00 to come back home from Tampa. Thats how much it would take me to go back to leave.
March 29th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
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PSUgirl says:
I believe he’s a DT – albeit a reported “stud” – Rivals lists hometown as Poplarville, MS.
I expect they don’t do cheesy grits correctly in Tampa
March 29th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
They don’t, PSU girl. Probably a key factor.
March 29th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
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E-Man says:
Is leaving school because of homesickness rank close to leaving school because you doctored up your resume?
March 29th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
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Todd says:
hazer – have you seen the chicks in mississippi?
March 29th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
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LD says:
They might not do cheesy grits in Tampa, but I’d say it’s the worldwide epicenter of gritty cheez.
March 29th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
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Newspaper Hack says:
From what I understand, the chicks in MS may be hot, but the chicks in Tampa wear no clothes.
March 29th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
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Stacey Keibler Luvs Me says:
Todd:
Maybe I am out of it completely, but are you implying that Mississipi chicks are hotter than Florida chicks and that a footballer would leave Florida because of that reason?
I have not been to Mississipi, but I cannot imagine that any other place (besides California) has better looking babes than Florida.
March 29th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
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Chris Lawrence says:
SKLM has clearly never set foot on the Ole Miss campus.
March 29th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
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Todd says:
Chris – My thoughts exactly. But in all fairness to SKLM, it’s a matter of personal taste. Mississippi is full to bursting with hot girls (and not just at Ole Miss. Southern and State have their fair share), but it’s a decent take home to mom kind of hotness, which I am down with. Florida girls have a “take her to a bathroom stall and then forget her name if you ever even knew it” kind of hot. Which I am also down with.
March 29th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Todd is just generally down with it, ladies and gentlemen.
March 29th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
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Nico says:
Todd is a manwhore!
March 29th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
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Stacey Keibler Luvs Me says:
Chris:
Not that I do not trust your judgement, but, in the spirit of killing productivity at work, I googled “college women beauty rankings” and:
Your Ole Miss was NOT in the top 10 in some college survey site.
So, you may be just imagining things….
Site reference: http://www.collegeprowler.com/guides_by_rankings.asp/10
March 29th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
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Todd says:
I refuse to confirm or deny any of the above allegations.
March 29th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
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Todd says:
SKLM-Both USF and Ole Miss draw an “A”, so I stand by the personal taste factor. Though the rankings do make me feel sad for the poor bastards at Carnegie Mellon.
March 29th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
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PSUrob says:
SKLM….that’s a seemingly good source! Arizona State is definitely A+, simply by virtue of Jenna Jameson being nearby. And no notre dame bias (they got a C+).
“Won’t see that in South Bend”
March 29th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
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LD says:
Any ranking on hotness and approachability that has Vanderbilt ranked ahead of Ole Miss (or any other team in the SEC) must be taken with a grain of salt. If “personality” or “ability to think” were part of the equation, possibly.
March 29th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
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Stacey Keibler Luvs Me says:
LD:
I think what the rankings are telling you is that at Vandy you have a better chance of scoring than at Old Miss(mis-spelling on purpose.)
The rankings, according to the website, are based on:
“A high grade for girls implies not only that the girls on campus are attractive, friendly, and approachable, but that there’s at least a reasonable ratio of girls to guys at the college….
College should offer you an entirely new and engaging social scene, and with that comes members of the opposite sex who are not only attractive but fun and personable.”
Not knowing you-know-what from shinola regarding most SEC schools, I think that the ladies from Vandy would at least out-look the ladies from Arkansas, which did not even make the survey.
Also, that southern accent……unless the chick looks like Daisy Duke, it would probably drive me up the wall….
March 29th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
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Chris Lawrence says:
It would be highly inappropriate for a college professor to comment on that set of rankings.
But, yeah, looks about right to me…
March 29th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
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Chris Lawrence says:
“there are no juco flops” – yes there are, they just go pro in something other than sports. Typically at Dairy Queen.
March 29th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
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Nico says:
Vanderbilt’s claim to fame in the female department is SI swimsuit model Molly Sims
…oh yeah, Ole Miss is home to insane amounts of hot women.
March 30th, 2006 at 12:44 am