FULMER CUP UPDATE!: BOWLING GREEN LIVES UP TO THEIR NAME

ROLL ALONG, YOU BG WARRIORS!!!!

It’s funny, but I bet most schools (Columbus and Knoxville not included) hang their head a bit when the Fulmer Cup committee comes a-knockin. But what better way to bridge the gap between a disappointing 6-5 season and (???) than some Fulmer Cup points!?!?

Although really guys, “green bowling”?? I thought you were better than that.

Next stop, some Mustache Wednesday love for Off. Coordinator Greg Studrawa!

Tony, we never pass up a cheap pun, no matter how filthy or lame.

Ahhh, the “yo, everybody on the team hits da chronic” defense- very crafty. I wonder how many pounds of Skittles are on THAT training table.

Mmm…skittles. Always a joy for stoners.

Does that one even qualify as lame?

I hope Patrick’s transferring ass is found on the bottom of the golf course lake. Or hell, as much as that pond on #6 reeks, just toss him in there after practice some day.

I would, however, like to thank these two for allowing me to relive some college memories. Junior year I lived in the dorm they were smoking outside of, next door to Wizards guard Antonio Daniels. (And yes, mom, those are the only college memories this story reminds me of. wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

Okay, I think I need to come clean here. Patrick just transferred in to BG in January from my alma mater, Ball State, where he started a number of games the past two years at DB.

So, even though he’s a full-fledged BG Falcon now (as well as being a big Cypress Hill and late-night Funyun-run fan, too, allegedly), he hasn’t suited up for a game in their horrific brown-and-orange unis yet, and his most recent college football action was this past fall, wearing Ball State red.

Now, I’m not looking for my school to be assessed anything in the Fulmer Cup race, certainly, but honesty dictates that I pass along this info to Orson and Stranko in the interest of full disclosure, and let them be the arbiters of whether my school ought to be retroactively dinged as well in this incident.

No offense to the magnificence of the Cheeto-stained trophy, but I’d just as soon not have my school even offer at it. But fair is fair, and I’ll let you guys make that call…

No go. Transfers do not count, or else UF would have racked up mad points for last season’s Jimtavis Walker fiasco.

Don’t you get Fulmer points just for having a name like “Jimtavis”?

Lobbying for FC points on transfers- is there no shame? Next thing you know someone will be offering up their underage sister, an ounce of blow, and automatic weapons to their alma mater’s starting D-line in an effort to take a decisive lead.

We can only hope.

Wasn’t lobbying for points, just figured that Orson and Stranko operate much like the NCAA enforcement committee in this regard… it’s better to “self-report” than to duck and hide…

Now that you mention it, however, all those encased meats and pastry products that come with the Fulmer Cup DO look quite tempting…

What’s with the shirt? You gotta love the morals of people who advocate the murder of “snitches” and have no problem with the use of the word “niggaz”, but whose sense of decorum prohibits them from fully printing the word “bitchass” on their t-shirts.

Now I am in no way a first class athlete. But I did play some sports in school, but have you ever tried playing football after smoking out? Cotton mouth and running around go real well together.

Get two college teams, get em all high, and let em attempt to play just one half of organized football.

The most common phrase at an event like that would either be “What the hell is he doing?” or “What the hell was that?”

so is riley cooper going to count? he isn’t enroled yet, but it appears he put his first through some dude’s BMW’s window. charges will probably be dropped after he pays restitution, but he screwed up his final year of baseball.

Nah, we(UAB) won’t schedule Bowling Green this year. Just so you dumb fucks know, this year we are going to Norman to play the Sooners, Athens to play the Ga. Bulldogs, then we got Miss St. at home. Later we got Troy,Memphis and UTEP at home. Not a bad schedule for rookies like us, asshole. Sounds better than most SEC schools; especially Bammers.

Good luck with that. Hope the checks clear.

And, next time, you might want to consider the overall tone of the site before donning your asshat.

Ooooh, lookie the mid-major all grown up, sitting at the adult table. How nice.

Hey Dragonash, How many people will be in Legion Field for the scintillating home games you speak of? I’ll bet that collectively the 3 games you mentioned won’t bring enough people to fill up a regular SEC stadium. Have fun with that schedule and no QB.