FULMER CUP UPDATE!: BOWLING GREEN LIVES UP TO THEIR NAME
Bowling Green and the UAB Blazers in the Firestone Pack-A-Bowl…always a matchup we’ve wanted to see, courtesy of Matt in Gainesville who’s always advocated for a rematch between the two just so he could giggle at the names. Bowling Green QB Anthony Turner and cornerback Ryan Patrick lived up to their uni’s name by doing some green bowling of their own last Saturday around 1:30 a.m., as BGSU police picked up the pair for greenhousing it something fierce in Patrick’s GMC SUV. (HT Devil Grad.) Officer Sean Beavers (stifling urge to laugh) said that Patrick admitted not only to smoking weed, but that other football players had been involved earlier that night. In blatant violation of the “No Snitches” rule, we wonder if L’il Kim-style dramatics are to follow here.
Cooperating with the police is soooo 1983.
Breaking a long silence, BGSU’s cannabis fans earn the University two points for a multi-person marijuana offense. Mid-majors represent!
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Hey Dragonash, How many people will be in Legion Field for the scintillating home games you speak of? I’ll bet that collectively the 3 games you mentioned won’t bring enough people to fill up a regular SEC stadium. Have fun with that schedule and no QB.
Comment by Willie — March 26, 2006 @ 9:52 pm
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Ooooh, lookie the mid-major all grown up, sitting at the adult table. How nice.
Comment by PeteJayhawk — March 25, 2006 @ 3:57 pm
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Good luck with that. Hope the checks clear.
And, next time, you might want to consider the overall tone of the site before donning your asshat.
Comment by DevilGrad — March 24, 2006 @ 6:22 pm
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Nah, we(UAB) won’t schedule Bowling Green this year. Just so you dumb fucks know, this year we are going to Norman to play the Sooners, Athens to play the Ga. Bulldogs, then we got Miss St. at home. Later we got Troy,Memphis and UTEP at home. Not a bad schedule for rookies like us, asshole. Sounds better than most SEC schools; especially Bammers.
Comment by dragonash — March 24, 2006 @ 6:11 pm
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so is riley cooper going to count? he isn’t enroled yet, but it appears he put his first through some dude’s BMW’s window. charges will probably be dropped after he pays restitution, but he screwed up his final year of baseball.
Comment by adam — March 24, 2006 @ 4:00 pm
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Now I am in no way a first class athlete. But I did play some sports in school, but have you ever tried playing football after smoking out? Cotton mouth and running around go real well together.
Get two college teams, get em all high, and let em attempt to play just one half of organized football.
The most common phrase at an event like that would either be “What the hell is he doing?” or “What the hell was that?”
Comment by Rome — March 24, 2006 @ 3:46 pm
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What’s with the shirt? You gotta love the morals of people who advocate the murder of “snitches” and have no problem with the use of the word “niggaz”, but whose sense of decorum prohibits them from fully printing the word “bitchass” on their t-shirts.
Comment by PeteJayhawk — March 24, 2006 @ 2:08 pm
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Wasn’t lobbying for points, just figured that Orson and Stranko operate much like the NCAA enforcement committee in this regard… it’s better to “self-report” than to duck and hide…
Now that you mention it, however, all those encased meats and pastry products that come with the Fulmer Cup *DO* look quite tempting…
Comment by Papa Lou BSU — March 24, 2006 @ 1:58 pm