VIRGINIA TECH ES MAS MACHO

by Orson on Mar 23, 2006 10:56 AM EST

We've got to crank up our "All-Name Team" again, if only because Virginia Tech's got a potentially legendary candidate for the contest: Running Back Macho Harris. Pregunta: Quien es Macho? Repuesta: Virginia Tech es Macho. The only downside of this whole new era of Macho at Virginia Tech could be the use of the song "Macho Man" by the Village People at Hokie home games, which would only be palatable if they chose the Mickey Mouse Disco version sung by Donald Duck. (Fighting off mind's eye-scarring image of Village People and Donald Duck in San Francisco bathhouse ca. 1979...Donald doing poppers with the Indian...must not see...)

Disney Disco. The back cover had Mickey fisting Halston and Goofy snorting rails off Bianca Jagger's ass with Truman Capote.

Tech looks like it'll be throttling down the offense in a position-shuffling spring now that New Mexico has thugged his way off the team and left the Hokies with a wealth of inexperience at the qb position. The line's a shuffle, too, so Beamer will roll back the Hokies' attack to their normal, plodding placeholder of an attack and let the run, d, and special teams shoulder the load, which means you can take Tech's games and place them right back in the paint-drying category of watchability.

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Harris is the illegitimate product of Randy Savage, the only black Slim Jim titty-girl at the 1989 Charleston Custom Chopper Show and a plastic traveller of True French Brandy.
I wouldn’t stand in line behind the prospect of Beamer’s future running game, using the false paradigm reference of years forgotten. Maybe one of the copious Virginian Anglo kids could get a shot at VT QB and perhaps not utilize the kind of throwing motion an obese dad teaches his eight year old daughter.
Look for VaTech to stay close year-in and year-out for the next five, but never really make a solid run, due to the sophomoric dreams of Juniors not pleasure-delaying second string money in the NFL.

by TBone Stallone on Mar 23, 2006 11:57 AM EST reply actions

Any updates on the Fulmer Cup? I saw a Sooner got busted for drinking (one point) recently. Been kinda quiet lately, I guess b/c of spring practices. Too tired to stir the pot.

But it’s always darkest before dawn.

by PSUrob on Mar 23, 2006 12:03 PM EST reply actions