Before your boss makes you sign the third copy of the company policy on internet use, have them read this article on Slate, which punches holes in the “if only we could chain them to their desktops theory of management. In other words: if you’re hemming and hawing over whether to read the CFN’s latest 135 part offseason timekiller…fuck it, read it AND print every last page on the company’s dime. That’s just how you do.

Go ahead, read every last page. Parker Posey would do it.