BRANDON HANCOCK: ALL NATURAL, WE’RE SURE
Jesus, we knew USC fullback Brandon Hancock was jacked, but Boi’s photos from the Trojans’ spring trot-through practices show a man whose clearly been hitting the weight room so hard the weight room has stopped hitting back. Oh, and a few “supplements” are probably thrown in there, too–perhaps Stallone High Protein Pudding with choice Mexican pharmaceutical additives? He looks like the West Coast’s answer to Dan Kendra, minus the Navy SEAL fantasies and amateur explosives accidents.
250 pounds of pudding. Awwwwww yeah.
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Ian says:
I cook…and then I chill.
March 16th, 2006 at 11:16 am
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Y2K says:
“Aww, you guys know what I’m gonna say.”
“No. No Doug, we don’t”
“I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!!”
March 16th, 2006 at 11:20 am
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Glenn says:
two “the state” references? wow, i miss that show. i’m out of heeeeeeeeeeeeere
March 16th, 2006 at 11:29 am
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bitterhorn says:
Gahhh! The gayification of EDSBS continues…
March 16th, 2006 at 11:44 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Gay or not, Hancock looks HUGE. He’s like something out of the Bible.
March 16th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
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Mike says:
Well, it wouldn’t be the internet if people weren’t nitpicky and pedantic. Barry and Levon would be offering you “240 dollars worth of pudding” of course.
March 16th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
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Mike says:
Although I take it back if you were referring to fatback’s weight up there.
March 16th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
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bitterhorn says:
True Mr. Swindle, the dude is looking HUUUGE. Those HGH and trenbolone omelettes look like they’re working.
March 16th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Ref to fatback, Mike. We couldn’t imagine he’s a dime under 245, hence the paraphrase of Barry and Levon. Brandon’s clearly offering you nothing shy of 246 there.
March 16th, 2006 at 12:22 pm
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boifromtroy says:
“Gay” would be posting photos of Mark Sanchez…
I don’t know if someone of Hancock’s size could be appealing to anyone, regardless of their genetic orientation.
March 16th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
He would be the expert, so it’s official: posting pictures of gigantor fullback = not gay.
March 16th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
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Kahuna says:
I’d like to see that dude butt heads with Henry Melton. That clash could affect Earth’s orbit around the sun…
March 16th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Yikes.
March 16th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
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michael says:
Melton looks more natural. Hancock? All chemical. Can he cut the ribbon at new GNC stores as does that violate NCAA rules?
March 16th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Brandon Hancock can’t cut the ribbon at a GNC opening–ribbons have carbs.
March 16th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
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Domer08 says:
“I spend a lot of time in the pool, which is good for my joints. I’ve been shying away from heavy lifting, which can just tire your muscles out.”-Brandon Hancock from USCFootball.com interview.
That makes it even less suspicious
March 16th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
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Adam says:
Wow, didnt know it was possible to be both so big and so ripped…
On the “gayification”, “gayanization” or whatever you want to call it of this website; just be glad Orson hasn’t put up some of the adds Boi From Troy has. My eyes are perminatly soiled.
March 16th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
Such a homophobic comment comes from a guy who runs a military academy-related blog. I’m just sayin’.
March 16th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
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Adam says:
A) The blog doesn’t represent the views of of any Government/Military agency, and In fact most people who actually represent the Academy tell me the blog sucks anyways.
B) The comment in itself isn’t entirely homophobic; after all we are on the internet where one should account for a certain degree of sarcasm/humor.
C) Read around, I’m not the first person who’s made a “homophobic comment”. Go chastise someone else, Im too tired.
All of that of course doesn’t mean shit if your just saying, cause ater all Im just saying. Sorry for that
March 16th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
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bonghit gator says:
Man, why do you direct me to some fag site. Boi’s of Troy-
“Meet gay jocks, talk about college football, or just look at hot pictures of swimmers, gymnasts, bodybuilders, volleyball players and other athletes…”
Thats some pretty embarrasing shit to have on a teams’ website if you ask me, not to mention sick.
March 16th, 2006 at 10:44 pm
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tjf says:
fyi- it’s 2006. come visit. even stay awhile.
March 17th, 2006 at 12:30 am
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Harvey Wireman says:
bonghit gator:
I also accidentally went on that Cottonpicker’s site and lost my Man Card too, hopefully not forever. But, I’ve laughed about it ever since.
March 17th, 2006 at 9:50 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Self-regulation is sooooo gratifying as a website op.
BTW, most gay guys could whip your ass, bonghit, based on what we’ve seen out of the circuit boys pressing up stacks of 45s at our gym.
March 17th, 2006 at 9:50 am
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Boi From Troy » USC Spring Football 2006: Sanchez Beats Booty says:
[...] P.S. Orson can show his readers what real “gay” football coverage looks like now! [...]
March 17th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
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WCK says:
I found this place through Troy Boy’s (boy of troy? whatever) website. Love the comments but I especially love the pic of this Hancock guy. As for the Troy Boy’s declaration that someone of that size couldn’t be appealing to anyone regardless of orientation, well, speak fer yerself Troy Boy. I sure wouldn’t kick him out of bed for smokin’ a cigar.
March 18th, 2006 at 1:54 pm