BRANDON HANCOCK: ALL NATURAL, WE'RE SURE
by Orson on Mar 16, 2006 10:07 AM EST
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PrintJesus, we knew USC fullback Brandon Hancock was jacked, but Boi's photos from the Trojans' spring trot-through practices show a man whose clearly been hitting the weight room so hard the weight room has stopped hitting back. Oh, and a few "supplements" are probably thrown in there, too--perhaps Stallone High Protein Pudding with choice Mexican pharmaceutical additives? He looks like the West Coast's answer to Dan Kendra, minus the Navy SEAL fantasies and amateur explosives accidents.
250 pounds of pudding. Awwwwww yeah.
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“Aww, you guys know what I’m gonna say.”
“No. No Doug, we don’t”
“I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!!”
by Y2K on Mar 16, 2006 10:20 AM EST reply actions
two “the state” references? wow, i miss that show. i’m out of heeeeeeeeeeeeere
by Glenn on Mar 16, 2006 10:29 AM EST reply actions
Gahhh! The gayification of EDSBS continues…
by bitterhorn on Mar 16, 2006 10:44 AM EST reply actions
Gay or not, Hancock looks HUGE. He’s like something out of the Bible.
by Orson Swindle on Mar 16, 2006 11:00 AM EST reply actions
Well, it wouldn’t be the internet if people weren’t nitpicky and pedantic. Barry and Levon would be offering you “240 dollars worth of pudding” of course.
by Mike on Mar 16, 2006 11:08 AM EST reply actions
Although I take it back if you were referring to fatback’s weight up there.
by Mike on Mar 16, 2006 11:08 AM EST reply actions
True Mr. Swindle, the dude is looking HUUUGE. Those HGH and trenbolone omelettes look like they’re working.
by bitterhorn on Mar 16, 2006 11:21 AM EST reply actions
Ref to fatback, Mike. We couldn’t imagine he’s a dime under 245, hence the paraphrase of Barry and Levon. Brandon’s clearly offering you nothing shy of 246 there.
by Orson Swindle on Mar 16, 2006 11:22 AM EST reply actions
“Gay” would be posting photos of Mark Sanchez…
I don’t know if someone of Hancock’s size could be appealing to anyone, regardless of their genetic orientation.
by boifromtroy on Mar 16, 2006 11:43 AM EST reply actions
He would be the expert, so it’s official: posting pictures of gigantor fullback = not gay.
by Orson Swindle on Mar 16, 2006 11:53 AM EST reply actions
I’d like to see that dude butt heads with Henry Melton. That clash could affect Earth’s orbit around the sun…
by Kahuna on Mar 16, 2006 1:28 PM EST reply actions
Melton looks more natural. Hancock? All chemical. Can he cut the ribbon at new GNC stores as does that violate NCAA rules?
by michael on Mar 16, 2006 4:18 PM EST reply actions
Brandon Hancock can’t cut the ribbon at a GNC opening—ribbons have carbs.
by Orson Swindle on Mar 16, 2006 4:31 PM EST reply actions
“I spend a lot of time in the pool, which is good for my joints. I’ve been shying away from heavy lifting, which can just tire your muscles out.”-Brandon Hancock from USCFootball.com interview.
That makes it even less suspicious
by Domer08 on Mar 16, 2006 5:41 PM EST reply actions
Wow, didnt know it was possible to be both so big and so ripped…
On the “gayification”, “gayanization” or whatever you want to call it of this website; just be glad Orson hasn’t put up some of the adds Boi From Troy has. My eyes are perminatly soiled.
by Adam on Mar 16, 2006 5:57 PM EST reply actions
Such a homophobic comment comes from a guy who runs a military academy-related blog. I’m just sayin’.
by PeteJayhawk on Mar 16, 2006 6:46 PM EST reply actions
A) The blog doesn’t represent the views of of any Government/Military agency, and In fact most people who actually represent the Academy tell me the blog sucks anyways.
B) The comment in itself isn’t entirely homophobic; after all we are on the internet where one should account for a certain degree of sarcasm/humor.
C) Read around, I’m not the first person who’s made a “homophobic comment”. Go chastise someone else, Im too tired.
All of that of course doesn’t mean shit if your just saying, cause ater all Im just saying. Sorry for that
by Adam on Mar 16, 2006 7:08 PM EST reply actions
Man, why do you direct me to some fag site. Boi’s of Troy-
“Meet gay jocks, talk about college football, or just look at hot pictures of swimmers, gymnasts, bodybuilders, volleyball players and other athletes…”
Thats some pretty embarrasing shit to have on a teams’ website if you ask me, not to mention sick.
by bonghit gator on Mar 16, 2006 9:44 PM EST reply actions
bonghit gator:
I also accidentally went on that Cottonpicker’s site and lost my Man Card too, hopefully not forever. But, I’ve laughed about it ever since.
by Harvey Wireman on Mar 17, 2006 8:50 AM EST reply actions
Self-regulation is sooooo gratifying as a website op.
BTW, most gay guys could whip your ass, bonghit, based on what we’ve seen out of the circuit boys pressing up stacks of 45s at our gym.
by Orson Swindle on Mar 17, 2006 8:50 AM EST reply actions
I found this place through Troy Boy’s (boy of troy? whatever) website. Love the comments but I especially love the pic of this Hancock guy. As for the Troy Boy’s declaration that someone of that size couldn’t be appealing to anyone regardless of orientation, well, speak fer yerself Troy Boy. I sure wouldn’t kick him out of bed for smokin’ a cigar.
by WCK on Mar 18, 2006 12:54 PM EST reply actions
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