T. KYLE KING: THE MAYOR REDEFINES OBSESSION.
by Orson on Mar 15, 2006 11:39 AM EST
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PrintThink you're obsessed? The Mayor, T. Kyle King of Dawg Sports, has taken glazomania one step beyond what we thought possible by writing his own microhistory of Georgia football's best and worst moments. It's worth reading just for the prose, which is clear, lively and intelligible, a feat made doubly impressive considering a.) he's a lawyer, and b.) he reads this blog regularly. Here's the link to a summary article containing links to all five parts and picture of Sherilyn Fenn looking so hot she makes our kneecaps hurt. Similar picture follows after the jump (SFW, but may force you to break out in cold sweat.)
Holy smoking hell, was she hot.
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We’re commenting on our own post, sure, but it bears repeating: epochal hotness when she was on Twin Peaks. Just terrifying.
by Orson Swindle on Mar 15, 2006 12:00 PM EST reply actions
The last time anyone was as much on the same wavelength with someone named “Orson” as I am right now, Robin Williams was phoning home to Ork.
You have correctly identified my obsessiveness, which is legendary. (For my 24th birthday, two friends of mine from college gave me a T-shirt reading, “I am not obsessive. . . . I am not obsessive. . . . I am not obsessive. . . .”
As for Sherilyn Fenn, there aren’t adequate words in the English language to describe how off-the-charts smokin’ she was in the late ’80s and early ’90s.
“Boxing Helena” . . . “Two Moon Junction” . . . that awful Danny Aiello movie about Jack Ruby . . . and, of course, “Twin Peaks,” about which it was once (truthfully) written: “Nobody—-but nobody ever wore a sweater like Audrey Horne.”
The best way of putting it is a guttural utterance: “Guh-huh!”
Right now, Orson, we couldn’t be more of one mind if we were Bill and Ted. (Quick . . . what number am I thinking of right now?)
by T. Kyle King on Mar 15, 2006 12:45 PM EST reply actions
My bad . . . in my previous comment, I failed to close a parenthesis and I inadvertently omitted a dash.
It just goes to show you that Sherilyn Fenn is so hot, she makes me forget how to punctuate when describing how hot she is.
Surely my subject-verb agreement are the next thing to go.
Yowzers!
by T. Kyle King on Mar 15, 2006 12:50 PM EST reply actions
No, Kyle, punctuation errors are to be expected. She was strong in her day, and far from bad now.
by Orson Swindle on Mar 15, 2006 1:34 PM EST reply actions
My friends. There is a God.
Now THAT was a much better flashback than most I have.
by DevilGrad on Mar 16, 2006 7:51 PM EST reply actions
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