Comments on: AW SKEETE SKEETE SKEETE!

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 22:15:30 +0000

I have a question about the charge though. What do you have to do to get a drug trafficking charge?

Sell less than 200 grams of pot, for Skeete’s 5th degree felony charge. Could have been as little as a dime bag.

By: Brad

Brad — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:44:45 +0000

Ah, dammit. I started watching Chappelle in Season 2. Obviously I need to buy the DVDs and watch everything. Damn you Chappelle!!! And yes, I am hopelessly white.

By: Kevin Beane

Kevin Beane — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:23:25 +0000

Sorry, Brad. But AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

“Skeet” is a newish sort of slang term for ejaculating, or the substance that is the end result.

When Dave Chappelle introduced me to the word on his show he said, “And the best part about it is, I can say it as much as I want, because white people don’t know what it means! SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!”

And who here is asking what it means? A guy named “Brad.” Somewhere, Dave Chappelle is smiling.

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:08:11 +0000

All right. At the risk of sounding like a huge dork (which I am), or at best, incredibly lame, I don’t get it. Lucious Pusey is obviously funny, but what am I missing with the whole Skeete thing??? I’m willing to take some fire to clear it up for myself and anyone else who’s silently confused. Maybe this blog’s too smart for me (setting the bar low, I know).

By: Teambuckeye

Teambuckeye — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 20:58:02 +0000

I think that I can speak for most buckeye fans when I say that if this is the worst Fulmer-eligible act that occurs this off-season…well….it will be nice to have a quiet off-season.

Nonetheless…the off-season is still very young. I know I can count on a few DUIs to move up the standings.

I havent seen anyhting on the Paxson rape case for PSU…this has got to Fulmer-worthy…

By: that 5.0 guy

that 5.0 guy — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 18:49:45 +0000

Believe it or not, but Lucious played for a 1 or 2 A school in florida around 2002. Oddly enough, a player by the very same name (too ridiculous to not be him) came to town with his team and beat up on my high school alma mater. Small, small world.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 17:34:17 +0000

How could we miss that? MOGMGDIOGHNDmdjfl…that’s us slamming the keyboard laughing.

Greatest. Story. Ever.

By: Notre Dan

Notre Dan — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 17:31:26 +0000

I’m still tittering. Damn this is funny stuff. And you didn’t even mention anything about Skeete’s attourney, John Waddy. Apparently Dirkler Digg was unavailable.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 16:57:50 +0000

Sell weed to a cop, as Skeete did. However it went down, we’re sure it was a sticky, messy affair.

By: rebel84

rebel84 — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 16:56:43 +0000

Hilarious post. You think Lucious Pusey’s parents are named Harry and Anita?

I have a question about the charge though. What do you have to do to get a drug trafficking charge? Does this mean he was hopping on planes to Columbia (the country, not South Carolina) once a week to pick up the goods and fly them back into the country similar to Johnny Depp in the movie Blow, or is it just that he was hook up for everyone in Columbus?