NOT FULMER CUP ELIGIBLE, BUT OHHH SOOOO CLOSE

Go baby, start them dominos falling!

Umm, half an ounce of rock? I might be mistaken that it would seem like THAT’S A WHOLE FREAKING LOT OF CRACK.

“You know, Coach Fulmer, this is not the first time I’ve tasted penis. I’ve had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time!” – Jordan Smith

Where’s the bitch that set them up?

No wonder they can run that full court press for 40 minutes a night without wearing down.

Maybe EDSBS could institute the Valvano Trophy for the roundball guys. Perhaps the design could include crystal cuffs.

Hmmm….I think I saw Crystal Cuffs in Backdoor Sluts Eleventeen (cause skanks can’t count).

So, looks like you can sling crack rock AND have a wicked jump shot.

mmmm mmmmm. my favorite! peanut butter and crack sandwiches.

maybe their trainer told them it was a multi-vitamin like all those pro baseball players, except this one you smoke.

Biggie would be rolling around in his grave if heard this news, but he’s probably partying with Tupac somewhere nice and warm.

No wonder Bruce Pearl is sweating oh so profusely on the sidelines. This also explains that orange pimp suit.

Yeah, he sweated his way to 2-0 against Florida.

Please tell me they didn’t fall for the old “Five ’O Clock Free Crack Giveaway” ruse…

Yes, Oren Incandenza, but was it worth it? I mean with all the penis tasting and whatnot. Oh! Sweet Victory, but at what price?

Although there seems to still be some disconnect here with the football team being owned by everyone this year. One would assume the training method of crack, penis tasting, and relations with relatives was applied across the entire athletic department. One wonders why all the smoking of crack and cock worked for one team and not the other?

Question: What is higher:
a.) Smith and Passleys combined minutes played this year (four)
b.) Total grams of crack rock found in car (15.2)
or c.) Tyrone Biggums on free crack giveaway day

You boys are all missing the point. Clearly, the Tennessee football team has started delegating their crack dealing / penis tasting/ general ruckus-rousing. They’re above it now! They’ve taken cues regarding “plausible deniability” from the government. I think we’re giving Fulmer’s boys too little credit. This could be the next big thing. Now, a team with 85 scholarships could theoretically corrupt an entire school.

Let the games begin!

Where you at Oren Incandenza??

Smoking that crack. Smoking that cock. Go Vols Indeed!

Cue James Bates:“Can you spare some dip? Cuz I run out ’a mine!!!”

Is it a crime if a booster gave them the crack?

Penis tasting? I didn’t think Pat Summit went in for that.

Oh—you meant they were tasting HER penis.

Okay then, that makes more sense. Did they do a hit of crack, fellate Summit, then do a line of coke off Fulmer’s tits?

Gatorwalsh: Go wash your jorts. Maybe Billy Donovan will call a time-out for you.