DEFINITELY FULMER CUP ELIGIBLE
The University of New Mexico makes a spectacular entry into the Fulmer Cup sweepstakes: Aleem Harris, the second-leading tackler from the squad gets hit with four counts of assault AND a kidnapping charge resulting from a fight with an ex-girlfriend on campus last Wednesday. The charges must hold some serious voltage, since Harris was tossed with great alacrity following the arrest.
Kidnapping, which hasn’t been a healthy part of any relationship since Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down!, earns the Lobos the higher of the two scores (Assault equals=piddling 3 points), so New Mexico earns 4 staggering points for the offense.
Kidnapping: NOT likely to improve a faltering relationship.
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Todd says:
now do you see why a good recruiting class was so heavy on my mind?
March 6th, 2006 at 3:24 pm
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bitterhorn says:
Now THAT’S the kind of sociopathic behavior we expect from our student-athletes. It’s what makes the Fulmer Cup such a coveted and meaningful prize. Somewhere Tom Osborn got all misty-eyed and nostalgic when he read about Harris.
“BITCH! Git in the car!”
March 6th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
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PSUrob says:
Is that photo from the Swindle Honeymoon album?
March 6th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
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BIGMIKE says:
wow this is a good one
March 6th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
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BIGMIKE says:
Scoreboard updated
March 6th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
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Martinis at 8 says:
Maybe I’m being overly sensitive because I live in New York but in regards to the photo of the person bound with tape all over the face…
A summary of the on-going story:
“St. Guillen’s body turned up hours later, wrapped in a cheap, flowered blanket and dumped in a remote Brooklyn area near the Belt Parkway. She had been strangled, a stock stuffed in her mouth, her face wrapped like a mummy with brown tape and some of her hair chopped off. Her hands and feet had been bound with wire.”
March 6th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
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Gob Bluth says:
Wow, I have a newfound respect/fear for the University of New Mexico.
March 6th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Martinis-
That’s a clip taken directly from a BBC story about custom kidnapping adventures in NY. As callow as we are, we still wouldn’t use an actual kidnapping photo here.
March 6th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
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Kanu says:
BIGMIKE -
May I humbly suggest that you go PGA Tour Style on the scoreboard:
T4 Georgia – 4
T4 La. Tech – 4
T4 Navy – 4
T4 New Mexico -4
8 Arkansas – 3
We wouldn’t want The Middies & Lobos feeling jipped that they are 3 & 4 spots begind UGA when in fact they are tied.
Keep up the good work.
March 6th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
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BIGMIKE says:
good point kanu, it should be changed
March 6th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
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Jim says:
Harvard should def get some Fulmer cup points for the “allegations” Natalie Portman includes in her SNL song…ok fine Harvard isn’t eligible…Go Tigers beat Quakers
March 7th, 2006 at 1:36 am
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Boclive says:
Could one of ya’ll iterate (or re-iterate) the Purdue offenses slowly and using the easy words?
I can’t find anything anywhere on Purdue getting caught for nothing…
March 7th, 2006 at 5:44 am
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Pat says:
2x rape (Kyle Williams), 1x driving while intoxicated (Bushong), 1x assault (Bryant). That’s 4+4+1+3=12.
March 7th, 2006 at 12:13 pm