APB: MICHIGAN RAP SONG WANTED

deadspin.com has an audio link for it here:

dead spin has a link to it.

Don’t know where the link went but the address is: http://www.fratboymissionaries.com/music/michigancrew.mp3

also, i wish i had posted first, and changed my name to chris rix. because that would be a great name for your kid.

Don’t know – but I did see this on Pennlive.com (PSU football forum) – and subsequently lift it -

I post this in the true spirit of intra-conference NON-commradary and bad karma…

Think Bud Light “Real Men of Genius” TV and Radio Ads… Now read on. “Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius” (Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How’d Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you’ll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born (those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you’ll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease (we’ll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don’t finish in the top 25, you’ll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year (Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan!)

PSUgirl,
Seen that one before, but it is funny and oh so true. Just ask me about Michigan’s record—and the total scores—for the 1901 season. It should have a chorus about a late game collapse in spite of a two score lead at the beginning of the fourth quarter.

At least Michigan still owns Penn State. I do love JoePa, though.

Go Blue!

WE OWN … PENN STATE

Oh my god that was awful.

And by awful I mean so terribly unlistenable that I am embarrassed to be a Michigan fan. The only thing more embarrassing than that song is our 2005 season.

Snaps!

To Hail to the Victors:

Wait! Oh, just wait ’til next year!
Wait! We will be right back here!
Wait! Wait! For Michigan!
En francais: deja vu!

Wait! It is quite apparent!
Wait! Things will all be different!
Wait! Wait! Until next year!
We’ll Finish Number Two!

(Credit RSFC)

PSUGirl Rocks!

It must be tough being a michigan fan, knowing that sweater man has their number…with a bunch of one-digit-wonderlic-types (like tx) winning all over the place.

(By the way, I thought I was the real man of genious because Stacey Kiebler loves me…..)

I’m a Michigan fan til the day I die and I’ll agree with that song until Lloyd is gone. There I’ve done it, bringing Lloyd-hating to this thread. The song does fail to mention our squandering of top offensive talent on a yearly basis. Just thought I’d throw that out there.