FLORIDA V. MIAMI OTRA VEZ. ES BUENO, YO PIENSO

by Orson on Feb 28, 2006 10:01 AM EST

The 7th Floor Crew comes to Gainesville! Miami and Florida will pick up their sporadically scheduled rivalry again in 2008 and 2013, dates which may as well be three thousand years in the future for the college football fan stuck surfing the airwaves for shreds of arena ball and the occasional ESPN Classic game. (UNC-Virginia '02! THANK YOU SWEET JESUS!) Since both admins seem to be reluctant to schedule this one consistently, we've put together a few things they might have overlooked as potential Miami/UF weekend pregame festivities.

--The UF/Miami Academic challenge, where Miami athletes would be asked basic skills questions while Florida players from University High School will be asked to compete in challenging activities like "Connect Four," "Chutes and Ladders," and "Candy Land Supreme.(Now with challenging pastels!)" (Note: changed due to undue cheap shot on 'Canes. Yes, we just wrote that.--ed. )

--The 7th Floor Challenge, where the lucky ladies of both school will finally get the gangbanging they evidently crave from the 7th Floor Crue, who see nothing gay at all about having sex with a woman in front of a number of their friends.

--The Larry Coker Men's Fashion Show. ¡Caliente!

--The Mossberg Gatorcane Marksmanship Exhibition, where volunteers from both teams show off their shooting skills by peppering old police cars, empty apartment complexes, and whatever else strikes their fancy with armor-piercing rounds. Participants will compete for the charity of their choice, with the prime beneficiary being the Dee Webb Youth Foundation, also known as "Gats for Brats."

Just warming up for UF/Miami '08, that's all.

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Maybe an eating comeptition with cat-cabobs? no chance for the Gators there.

by BIGMIKE on Feb 28, 2006 10:26 AM EST reply actions

i wanna see a coke snorting contest. tebow vs. wright, baby!

by tim on Feb 28, 2006 10:35 AM EST reply actions

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by bitterhorn on Feb 28, 2006 10:52 AM EST reply actions

Que bueno, mis amigos. Que bueno.

UF-UM is always one of my favorite days of the year because I’m guaranteed of getting a loser.

For pre-game, how about Gloria Estefan and Sister Hazel in the octagon, but Gloria gets to bring along a couple of refugees for backup.

Speaking of Gloria, I don’t care what anyone says, she’s still a handsom woman.

by NoleinTexas on Feb 28, 2006 11:19 AM EST reply actions

We’d do anything for her. We’d play her game…

Seriously, her music’s crap, but bitch puts down a mean show.

by Orson Swindle on Feb 28, 2006 11:22 AM EST reply actions

I think I’ve written at length about nearly every single UVA win in 2002…and I had to go to the VirginiaSports.com site just to remember who won against UNC that year (if you didn’t watch all the way through, Matt Schaub engineers a 21-point comeback and the good guys win 37-27).

by Ian on Feb 28, 2006 1:04 PM EST reply actions

not one single University of Miami player used university highschool…several fsu, nc state, tennesee,, and yes UF players did..

just to set the record straight

by just telling it like it is on Feb 28, 2006 4:23 PM EST reply actions

Shame on us. Here’s a link backing up everything you say. As penance, we’ve changed the article accordingly.

Never say we won’t backtrack when smacked.

by Orson Swindle on Feb 28, 2006 4:34 PM EST reply actions

I vaguely remember the 70s a dance conducted by rugby players … the ‘Gator Pile’… the Seventh Floor Crew should fit in nicely

by Peter Moulder on Feb 28, 2006 4:48 PM EST reply actions

is there anything more ridiculous than scheduling a college football game 8 years out? That said, the Canes should have some payback coming now that they see what living in a conference can do to one’s winning percentage.

Until then, I can only think of the Zooker blowing that lead in the Orange Bowl and thank the Canes for that one; a Gator win there and maybe he’s still water skiing on Gainesville this off-season as the head coach.

by GoneGator on Feb 28, 2006 6:05 PM EST reply actions